'TOW the Secret Closet' Trivia Quiz

Answer: buy stamps

When Phoebe came over, Monica told her it wasn't a good time and told her it was because she and Chandler were kinda busy but then Chandler comes up the stairs and it puzzles Phoebe. Chandler asks, "What's up?" Phoebe says, "You ask an intriguing question, Chandler Bing." Chandler then opens the apartment and Phoebe sees Monica receiving a massage. Phoebe is shocked and says, "Oh my God! You're getting a massage? You never let me massage you!" Monica says she can explain and Chandler says out loud to himself, "Buy stamps, pick up dry cleaning...don't let Phoebe in."

Answer: Alexandra

I thought it was Alexander, according to the closed captioning on my television.

Answer: Mia Hamm

When Rachel had Joey put his hand on her belly, she says, "Aw, it's unbelievable! Wow! She is kicking so much! Oh, she's like, um, who's that kind of annoying girl soccer player?" Joey asks, "Mia Hamm?" Rachel says, "Mia Hamm!"

Mia Hamm, (Mariel Margaret Hamm), was born on March 17, 1972 in Selma, AL. She is the most recognized female soccer player in the world. She broke the all-time international scoring record, for men and women, on May 16, 1999, against Brazil in Orlando, Fla. with her 108th career goal.

Answer: 3 years

Phoebe enters the apartment and says, "Hello Chandler, lovely day huh?" She then says to Monica, "You!" Chandler then says, "Phoebe, if it helps, Alexandra has only been massaging Monica for like three years." Phoebe rolls her eyes and walks away. Monica gives Chandler a dirty look and he tells her, "If! I said, 'If it helps'!"

Answer: Joey

Joey walks in and Chandler's trying to pry the closet door open and when he hears the door, he thinks it's Monica and starts shouting, "I wasn't trying to open your closet! I wasn't trying to open your closet! I swear!" He then sees it's only Joey and Joey says, "Whoa, Monica runs a pretty tight ship over here."

Answer: too

Joey asks Chandler, "What are you doing?" Chandler replies, "Monica has a secret closet and she won't let me see what's in it." Joey asks, "Why not?" Chandler tells him, "I don't know! What could she possibly be hiding in here that I can't see?" Joey says, "I don't know. Oh, I bet it's Richard." Chandler then asks, "Why would Monica be keeping Richard in here?" Joey says, "Well off the top of my head, maybe she's having her cake and eating it too. You being the cake and Richard being the too. Or..." Chandler then says, "And here we go." Joey continues, "I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open, millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Ya know, it wouldn't kill ya to respect your wife's privacy!" Joey then walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.

He mumbles, "Stupid closet full of bugs!"

Answer: mild discomfort caused by contractions

After being seen by the doctor, Rachel and the doctor walk out and Joey asks how Rachel is doing. The doctor replies, "She's fine. She's experiencing Braxton-Hicks contractions, mild discomfort caused by contractions in the uterine wall." Rachel then says, "Hmm, mild discomfort. So I take it you've had one of these Braxton thingies?"

Braxton-Hicks contractions are contractions that your uterus performs in preparation to deliver a baby. They can be very sporadic or seem as regular as labor contractions. It is often hard to distinguish between Braxton-Hicks, also called false labor, and the real contractions which are true labor.

Answer: Twizzlers

Ross then enters the scene and asks if everything was okay. Rachel tells him everything's fine. Ross says, "Your page said come to the hospital. What? What was it? What happened?" Joey says, "Something called Braxton-Hicks contractions." Ross says, "Oh, thank God, most women don't even feel them." Rachel then says, "Okay, no uterus, no opinion." Joey asks Ross what's up with the candy and he says, "When you beeped me, I was in line at the concession stand at the movie theater." Rachel asks, "You went to the movies by yourself?" Ross then realizes he left Mona at the theater.

Answer: Captain Kirk

Chandler and Joey are both trying to open the closet door. Chandler says, "There has got to be a way!" Joey then says, "Easy there Captain Kirk."

Answer: 9

Joey asks Chandler if he had a bobby pin. Chandler says he does and checks his hair for one. He then says, "Oh, no, wait. I'm not an nine-year-old girl." Joey then asks, "Then why do you throw like one?" Chandler says, "Maybe Monica has a bobby pin." Joey says, "Sure, 'Monica'."

Answer: American Express

You can see it as they have a close up shot of Chandler trying to maneuver the lock with it.

Answer: $300

Monica told Phoebe the massage she gave her was great and wanted to schedule another appointment. Phoebe says, "Okay, but you should know though, I've raised my rates to two-hundred dollars an hour." Monica agrees with it and Phoebe says, "I mean five-hundred." Monica says, "What?" Phoebe tells her, "Six-hundred." Monica then asks her what's going on and Phoebe says, "Oh, you make sex noises when you get massaged!"

Answer: pickles

Ross brought Rachel a sandwich and when she took a bite out of it, she gets nauseated and asks if he put pickles on it. Ross tells her he did and she races to the bathroom. Joey then asks what's going on and Ross tells him, "I made her favorite, tuna salad with pickles." Joey says, "Pickle? Pickles make her sick. Giving her pickles is like giving me salad." Ross then apologizes and asks if she'll be okay. Rachel replies, "I'll be fine.

But could someone please make sure that sandwich is gone when I get out there?" Joey says, "I'm on it!" He then starts eating the sandwich.

Answer: Fred Sanford

As Chandler is about to remove the closet door, he says, "Not too shabby. I got this off myself, using my wife's tools." He takes the door off the frame and we finally get to see what's behind the green door! It is stacked, floor to ceiling, with junk, causing Chandler to say, "Oh my God!" Just then, Monica comes in, sees what he has done and asks, "How did you get in there?" Chandler laughs at her and says, "You're messy." Monica says, "You weren't supposed to see this!" Chandler then says, "I married Fred Sanford!" Monica is freaking out and says, "No, Chandler, you don't understand!" Chandler starts singing the theme song to 'Sanford and Son'.

Answer: organized

Feeling defeated, Monica says, "Okay! Okay! Okay! Fine! Now you know. Okay? I'm, you know, I'm sick." Chandler says, "No, honey you're not sick! Look, I don't love you because you're organized, I love you in spite of that." Monica says, "Really? You promise you won't tell anyone?" Chandler says, "Yes! And look, now that I know if I got some extra stuff lying around, can we, can we share the closet?" Monica then says, "Well, it's just, um, I'm afraid you might mess it up."