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1. (When told he may be the luckiest man who ever lived) 'No...Dan Quayle is'.
2. (On two people using the same bar of soap)'Alright, well, next time you take a shower, think about the LAST thing I wash, and the FIRST thing you wash.'
3. 'It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear':
4. 'There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears, and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination.'
5. In this galaxy, there's a mathematical probability of three million earth-type planets. And in all of the universe, three million million galaxies like this. And in all of that, and perhaps more, only one of each of us.
6. 'I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!'
7. 'I was making about a hundred thousand a year there. Then one day I said 'booger,' a bunch of bozos called the station, and the next thing I know I'm in Amarillo hosting a garden show'.
8. 'You know, just when I think you're the shallowest man I know, you somehow manage to drain a little bit more out of the pool'.
9. Here's a great one from the BBC: 'This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you've got a moment, it's a twelve-storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portrage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying 'This Is a Large Crisis.'
10. 'If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd put them on in prime time.'
11. 'If you're dumb, surround yourself with smart {people;} and if you're smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you.'
12. 'I think I just need to believe that it works. Love, couplehood, partnerships. The idea that when two people come together, they stay together. I have to take that to bed with me every night, even if I'm going to bed alone.'
13. 'All at once you lost your first name. You're a cop, a flatfoot, a bull, a dick, John Law. You're the fuzz, the {heat;} you're poison, you're trouble, you're bad news. They call you everything, but never a policeman.'
14. 'Don't dip your oar in this sordid sea, Dick. You might be besmirched.'
15. 'The monkey's the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that?...so I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sort of ripped? Like, is the hippo going, 'Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity.' And you know, the monkey's just, 'I mock you with my monkey pants!' And then there's a big coup in the zoo.'
16. 'A dream is an answer to a question we haven't yet learned how to ask.'
17. 'Who would have thought Hell would actually exist? And that it would be in New Jersey.'
18. 'You can never buy beer, you can only rent it.'
19. 'A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.'
20. 'If Abraham Lincoln thought that being President was a long shot and gave up, we would have nobody's picture on the five dollar bill.'
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Oddball
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