Terrific Quotes From Seasons 1-5 Quiz

Answer: Cordelia

Cordelia said this when Wesley calls the engraved deer on the cover of a book a hart in "Through The Looking Glass." The pictures were of a wolf, a ram, and a hart: Wolfram and Hart!

Answer: Spike

Spike said this in "Destiny" after Harmony opened the package that was sent to him. There wasn't anything inside the box, but a bright flash went off causing Spike to say this sarcastic remark.

Answer: Gunn

This was from "Guise Will Be Guise." The gang was explaining to Gunn who Lorne was and that Lorne could read a person's destiny through karaoke singing.

Answer: Fred

In "Spin the Bottle" Fred and the rest of the gang thought Lorne was the devil when they all couldn't remember what had happened in the last 7 years. Lorne had passed out, and this is what brought Fred to the conclusion that the devil was sleepy.

Answer: Lee

This was said in "Sanctuary" after Faith asks Angel for help and Wolfram and Hart have tried to kill her. Lee was upset because they paid Faith to kill Angel, she didn't do it, but she killed the demon that they sent to kill her.

Answer: Doyle

In "RM W/A VW" Doyle walks in to see Cordelia and Angel in silky robes and Angel telling Cordy she got peanut butter in the bed and this upsets him. I love all the jokes about Angel's forehead, especially the ones Spike comes up with: "Tall, dark, and forehead", "Captain forehead", and I think he used the term "caveman brow" to describe Angel in "In the Dark".

Answer: Spike

This was part of Spike's monologue from "In the Dark" to make fun of Angel and give an exposition for the episode:"How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing? No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a (expletive deleted) vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. No, not the hair! Never the hair! But there must be someway I can show my appreciation. No, helping those in need's my job, - and working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough! I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so... Say no more. Evil's still afoot! And I'm almost out of that Nancy-boy hair-gel that I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away! Go on with you. Play the big, strapping hero while you can. You have a few surprises coming your way. - The ring of Amara - a visit from your old pal Spike, - and, oh yeah, - your gruesome, horrible death."

Answer: The Master

In "Darla", The Master said this to Darla before he sired her. Darla was dying of syphilis.

Answer: Drusilla

This came from "Reunion". Dru: "I saw you coming, my lovely. The moon showed me. It told me to come into the twentieth century." Angel: "It's the Twenty-first century, Dru." Dru: "Hmm, I'm still lagging."

Answer: Spike

"Harry Potter" reference anyone? This quote was from "Lineage." Spike was telling Angel all the information he came up with regarding the appearance of Wesley's father. Another great quote from this episode that is just too obvious was when Spike said: "Aha! So you're not ruling out that a human being could've boffed a robot. Sex with robots is more common than most people think."

Answer: Harmony

Spike: "Spots, you dink. Leopards have spots." Harmony: "Oh! Excuse me, Mr. Brainy. Thank you so much for sharing. Wow. What a breakthrough." This was from "Just Rewards" when Harmony was trying to figure out why Spike has problems talking to people about his personal issues.

Answer: Angel

This was from "Conviction" when Hauser was telling Angel that he could not make Wolfram and Hart work for the greater good. Hauser: "You really think you can solve the problem? Come into Wolfram and Hart and make everything right? Turn night into glorious day? You pathetic little fairy." Angel: "I'm not little."

Answer: Cordelia

Cordelia said this to Conner when he was raving about how great Faith was in "Salvage".

Answer: Angel

Angel was talking about Lindsey's singing in "Dead End." He was only jealous because Lindsey can sing... I love Lindsey.

Answer: Lindsey

Lindsey: "I'm unreliable.  I've got these evil hand issues." Another great moment of "Dead End." At the end of season 1 Angel chopped off Lindsey's hand, but Wolfram and Hart gave him a new one - one that writes "kill kill kill" all over his notes.

Answer: Angel

I had to have one more quote from "Dead End." Angel stuck a sign that said "Cops suck" on the back of Lindsey's truck. Irony is fun.

Answer: Wesley

This was from "Orpheus." Willow was getting all nostalgic about the people she'd meet before. Willow even at one point assumed Fred was gay and shot her down.

Answer: Harmony

This was from "Disharmony". Harmony snuck into Cordy's room to bite her, but Cordelia thought Harmony was just gay.

Answer: Angel

This is from "Destiny". Spike took off in the viper, but conveniently had a cell phone where Angel could rant about it.

Answer: Harmony

This was said by Harmony (who would have guessed?) in "Life of the Party." Spike doesn't like parties, and both Harmony and Lorne tell him to think positively. Gunn has used the term "blondie bear" in reference to Spike a couple times as well.

Answer: Wesley

Gunn peed all over Wolfram and Hart - including Angel's chair! This was from "Life of the Party" when Lorne had told Gunn to "stake out his territory."

Answer: Cordelia

Cordelia was talking about Buffy. This quote came from "Heartthrob" when Angel returned from grieving over Buffy's death.

Answer: Angelus

Angelus was talking to William after he had just joined the gang. This quote came from "Destiny." Those up on their Buffy-mythology know that Angelus' real name was Liam and Darla's real name was never mentioned. Drusilla kept her name.

Answer: Willow

She was talking about Conner in "Orpheus". He wasn't thrilled to have a witch as a house guest.

Answer: Cordelia

This was in "Disharmony" when Cordelia is on the phone with Willow finding out the truth about Harmony. Of course Willow had to take this moment to tell Cordelia that she's gay so Cordy responds with: "Oh, yeah? Really? - Well, that's great! Good for you."