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1. Which is the punchline for this joke?
A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender says, "Can I help you?" The duck says ___?
2. What is the punchline for this one?
A man walks into a bar and says what?
3. Which do you think is the best and most correct punchline for the following joke?
A man walks into a bar, orders a drink and eats from the dish of peanuts on the counter while he waits. He hears a soft whisper: "You look so nice today". A few minutes later he hears it again: "That's a nice shirt; it suits you". The man asks the bartender, "Did you hear that? I heard someone whisper nice things to me".
The bartender says ___?
4. Which funny punchline belongs to the following joke?
A Martian walks into a bar and orders 20 pints of Guinness, 28 root beers, 60 glasses of orange juice, 40 lemonades and a gin and tonic. He downs them all in one go and then asks for the same again. He carries on drinking all night. The barman totals up the bill and an hour later he finally says, "Your bill is 1507 dollars". The Martian says ___?
5. Which punchline belongs to this joke?
Bacon and Eggs walk into a bar. What does the bartender say?
6. Fill in the punchline that goes with this joke.
A male ghost walks into a bar, and the bartender says ___?
7. Please select the correct punchline for the following joke?
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says ___?
8. Can you choose the ultimate laugh for this joke?
Two male cannibals walk into a bar and sit beside a clown. The first cannibal whacks the clown on the head and they both start eating the clown. Suddenly the second cannibal says ___?
9. Complete the joke:
A (male) skeleton walks into a bar and says ___.
10. A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes one sip and sets it down. A monkey appears suddenly and steals the beer. The man asks the bartender who owns the monkey and is told "the piano player". The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer?" The pianist replies with what?
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