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1. "I am an attractive man. You know, I have never told you this, but sometimes when I bend down to pick up the morning paper, I catch Bree Van De Kamp checking me out. I've always exuded a certain sexual magnetism and as I get older I think it is only becoming more intense."
2. "At least your husband tries to be romantic. Every anniversary, my husband bought me an appliance. On the last one, he gave me a vacuum cleaner. He died two weeks later. I didn't cry."
3. "I feel like you are this fun, happy, power couple. And I am just this needy, pathetic, idiot who jumps into bed with the first pancreas thief who kisses her!"
4. "First they came for the fountains, but I did not speak up because I had no fountain. Then they came for the lawn gnomes and I did not speak up because I had no gnome. Then they came for my tree house, and there was no one left to speak out for me."
5. "I just can't live in this detergent commercial anymore...I'm sick you being so damn perfect all the time. I'm sick of the bizarre way your hair doesn't move. I'm sick of you making the bed in the morning before I've even used the bathroom."
6. "I go after men because I want them. You go after them because you need them. You have holes in your heart...that can only be filled with a pair of trousers! Face it...you are weak!"
7. "Can't you see I am holding a baby hostage! I will call back."
8. 1: "You hunkered down on top of me like you were hiding from the border patrol!"
2: "I was tired. You just laid there and I did all the work. When it was done I felt like I should deflate you!"
1: "Yeah, well sex is like tennis...when you play an inferior opponent your game suffers."
2: "Are you challenging me to a rematch?"
Which two characters had this argument after they slept together for the first time?
9. "All right people we're going to follow the body. This way please. Come along!"
10. "I don't get why people say that. I love pity. Pity means that someone is trying to understand what you are going through. That they sympathize...and I do...I have spent my whole life putting myself out there and I am still, today, alone. Just like you."
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