73 Caddyshack Trivia Questions & Answers

Answer: Tennis and Horseback Riding

In one locker-room scene, Judge Smails tells Spaulding to get dressed for golf. Spaulding says he can't because today he's playing tennis with grandmother. The Judge tells him, "You'll play golf and like it." Also, in the opening sequence, just as he arrives at the club, Danny rides/walks his bike past a group of girls on horseback... complete with English riding gear.

Answer: Lou Loomis

Angie jumps off the roof of the caddyshack onto Danny's back. Angie's brother, Tony D'Annunzio is about to fight with him because Danny called Tony a jerk. Mayhem ensues and a gumball machine becomes one of the casualties.

Answer: Ty Webb

Famous quote exchange between Ty Webb and Danny Noonan: Ty Webb: "You take drugs, Danny?" Danny Noonan: "Every day." Ty Webb: "Good. Then what's your problem?" Danny Noonan: "I don't know." Quotes are according to www.imdb.com's memorable quotes section.

Answer: Ty Webb

When Carl says people think he's an idiot because he cuts grass. Great scene with Chevy and Bill.

Answer: Mr. Wang

'I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?'

Answer: Lutheran

When Danny is sucking up to the Bishop, the Bishop invites Danny to stop by the new Lutheran Youth Center. Danny says he's often thought of becoming a priest, and the Bishop (now realizing that Danny is Catholic) takes back the invite.

Answer: Mrs. Smails

Danny is hiding from the Judge in the bathroom because the Judge caught him in his bedroom with his niece Lacy Underall. Mrs. Smails naturally thinks that it is the Judge in the bathroom and she asks Danny for assistance.

Answer: Michael O'Keefe

Another quote exchange between Danny and Ty: Danny Noonan: "I haven't even told my father I'm not gonna get that scholarship. I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life." Ty Webb: "What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards." Danny Noonan: "I notice you don't spend too much time there." Ty Webb: "I'm not quite sure where they are." Quotes are according to www.imdb.com's memorable quotes section.

Answer: Al Czervic

Al's question to the bartender (Tony) at the 4th of July party.

Answer: anxiety attack

'I heard he swallowed his tongue...'

Answer: Baby Ruth

Under the right circumstances (like a pool full of rowdies) I suppose any of these chocolate bars might be mistaken for "doodie", but the Baby Ruth wrapper is clearly visible just before the bar is tossed in the water.

Answer: Danny Noonan

Danny is covering for Lou at the caddyshack because Lou's gone to the bookies. Tony walks in after a tough caddy assignment with two elderly golfers, needing a coke. When Tony thinks he's been shortchanged, Danny gives him an explanation.

Answer: Al Czervik

Here're two famous quotes from Rodney: Al Czervik: "Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity." Al Czervik: "You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?" This was one of Rodney Dangerfield's first motion picture appearances. Quotes are according to www.imdb.com's memorable quotes section.

Answer: Al Cervic

Judge Smails calls Al a baboon, at the golf course.

Answer: Slouch

The full conversation. Judge Smails: "You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself."
Ty Webb: "Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch." What a great one-liner.

Answer: Carl Spackler

One of Bill Murray's famous quotes: Carl Spackler: "So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama--long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." Quotes are according to www.imdb.com's memorable quotes section.

Answer: Spaulding

Spaulding showing his manners at the dinner table at the 4th party.

Answer: Boxing gloves

'You want the driver?' 'Nah...he's not my type'.

Answer: Bishop

'You're not a man, you're a Bishop--for God's sake!' - Smales

Answer: Sabu

Gotta love D'Annunzio's response: "Can you make a shoe smell?" FYI: a "bull-shot" is a particularly nasty concoction of vodka, beef bouillon, lemon, Tabasco and Worcestershire. You probably already know how to make a shoe smell.

Answer: He didn't go - he was homosexual (or so he says).

Ty remarks that he got most of his home furnishings in Vietnam. Lacy incredulously replies: "YOU were in the WAR?" Ty grasps his upper thigh, takes a couple of limping steps, and replies: "Nah...homo. Much better now, though."

This scene actually does parallel Chase's own avoidance of conscription in the Vietnam conflict. In a June 1988 "Playboy" interview (which I only read for the articles), Chase recounted being asked by his draft interviewer if he'd had homosexual experiences. Recalling an activity later portrayed in "National Lampoon's Vacation" (which most men would not "count" as homosexual, but Chevy was clutching at straws), he answered yes. This led to further, guarded questions, marked by the lack of candor common to the age. Chase was asked if he liked men. Well, of course he liked men - he was a man, after all, and had no unhealthy self-loathing - so he said yes. He was then asked if he liked women. Chase didn't lie - he said yes. He was then asked - and this is where it got tricky - if he liked men better or women better. He reasoned to himself that he spent most of his time with men and that most of his close friends were men, so he replied that he liked men better.

Chevy Chase was discreetly classified 4F.