Chuck Norris Facts Trivia Quiz

Answer: The dark

One of the most common human phobias is fear of the dark - this is an evolutionary mechanism that developed early on in our evolution so that we avoid dealing with dangerous predators with excellent night vision that we lacked. Of course, since the dark is merely a concept, it cannot feel fear. Unless Chuck Norris is involved, in which case the dark is terrified.

Answer: Zero

When I was in school, they taught me that having zero in the denominator of any fraction resulted in an impossible answer, since no one can split anything into "zero parts". Chuck Norris must have skipped that class in school, because whenever he divides by zero, he gets a whole number answer.

Answer: Infinity

The definition of infinity is difficult for humans to understand. There is no number large enough or feasible enough for any mere mortal to count to that does not have a single number greater than it, since adding one to any number is possible. Except, of course, if you are Chuck Norris, who can count to infinity rather easily.

Answer: Sign Language

Sign language is specifically meant to be soundless in order to cater to deaf people and those that are hard of hearing. Not only can Chuck Norris hear sign language; he can understand the many different forms of sign language used all over the world.

Answer: An egg

The scrambling of an egg is generally completely irreversible as the albumen and the yolk become virtually inseparable. If Chuck Norris changes his mind about having scrambled eggs, he can just unscramble the egg and put it back into the shell. In case you're wondering if he can turn a cooked egg raw, you clearly haven't been paying attention.

Answer: The time

Why would anyone wear a watch when he can tell time what to be? Clocks, digital watches, and cell phone display times are of almost no relevance to Chuck Norris, as he can just decide the time. The rest of the world follows a specific time decided by the International Date Line and various governmental authorities.

Answer: One bird

The idiom "killing two birds with one stone" generally means solving two issues or completely two tasks with a single action. Of course, it can also literally mean throwing one inanimate stone at two living birds with enough force to kill them both. Since stones were never alive, no one can really "kill" a stone with anything, let alone one bird. Except Chuck Norris.

Answer: Rain

The word snow is literally in the name - the snow needs to be frozen enough such that the created shapes are solidified. When the weather warms up, snow will melt and the snowman will disintegrate. That's usually when Chuck Norris will recreate it out of water. If he has the time. And if he wants to.

Answer: Onions

Onions contain sulfur compounds that form sulfuric acid when they meet your eyes, irritating the nerves and forcing tears. All that fancy science stuff is not of real importance to Chuck Norris, who turns the tables on the eyelid-less onions and makes them cry instead.

Answer: The Sun

If you can believe the sun thought that staring down Chuck Norris would be possible, you would know that Chuck Norris just stared right back and waited until the sun blinked. And the sun certainly blinked. No one wins any contest against Chuck Norris.