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1. What do you mean you killed him? Don't you recognise a rhetorical question when you hear one? When I said, "Who will rid me of this turbulent priest?" I didn't mean I wanted you idiots to ride off like a load of avenging angels and murder the man in his own Cathedral.
Who is talking and who was murdered?
2. Well of course I knew he'd be angry, any man would be when his wife leaves him for a young model, and if you happen to be the king as well I suppose it is a bit demeaning, but laying siege to a whole city with your entire army is a bit over dramatic, and dragging poor Hector's body round and round behind the chariot was completely unnecessary and totally gross. Still he's gone now, and look he's left this lovely wooden horse behind as a peace offering.
Who is the unfaithful wife?
3. I don't know what happened. One minute we are leading the field heading for the finish line, the next the horse jumps, and goes down flat. It's never happened to me before, and it had to be when I was riding HER horse. I guess I can kiss goodbye to my knighthood after this one.
Who is the jockey and what horse was he riding?
4. I don't care what you say, we are a children's programme and children like animals. We have the dog on all the time without any problems, so why should a baby elephant be any different? It'll have an experienced handler with it and he'll make sure it behaves, and does everything it needs to do before it gets into the studio.
In 1969 which BBC TV programme thought having a baby elephant on live TV was a good idea?
5. War, don't be silly, of course there won't be a war! I've been to Germany and seen the Chancellor, who is a perfectly charming man, nothing like the monster he is made out to be. He has no desire to go to war, all he is doing is restoring his country's pride in itself. Anyway, it does young men good to get into uniform and give 'em a spot of discipline.
Which British Prime Minister announced "Peace for our time"?
6. He is so lucky that I didn't hit him and then shove that stupid puppet of his where the sun doesn't shine. Whoever it was that thought booking him for the show was a good idea is fired, and they will never, ever work in television again.
Which British TV chat show host was attacked by a puppet emu?
7. Of course it's safe. Everyone knows that man can fly, all he needs is wings. You just strap these on, jump off the cliff, and flap your arms. Don't get too close to the sea, and whatever you do don't get too close to the sun.
In Greek legend, who flew too close to the sun?
8. Sorry guys, you are just not for us. I just don't see a market for you at the moment, and anyway, guitar groups are on the way out.
Who was the Decca record company executive who turned down The Beatles?
9. Now, to make the room look lovely and show off your teapot collection to best advantage I've designed these suspended shelves which we'll just fix to the ceiling. Weight? - Oh don't worry about that they're very strong.
Which "Changing Rooms" presenter shattered an entire teapot collection?
10. We need a method of personal transport that works by battery or electricity and is cheap to buy. Of course there is a market for it, I've put £12,000,000 into developing this and I confidently expect to recoup all of that in sales.
Who was the inventor of the C5 battery car?
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