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1. If this commentator gets more excited he's going to blow my microphone fuse. There's something on fire? What? "There's nothing wrong with the car except that it's on fire." Who murmured that into my ear during his coverage of Formula One?
2. I wish I was a BBC microphone, they experience some great moments even if most people in the world, apart from a few colonies, don't understand this sport at all. Which sport were they stumped about when Jonathan Agnew bowled a comment at silly behind wicket Brian Johnston saying that Ian Botham "couldn't quite get his leg over"?
3. Given how many statistics are used about the sport of baseball I couldn't believe my microphone cable when Vin Scully said "Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamp post: for support, not illumination". One of the longest-standing baseball commentators, what year did he begin using microphones for the Dodgers?
4. BBC commentators are supposed to be impartial but during one Olympic final Barry Davies nearly curled my microphone stand with joy as he said: "Where, oh where were the Germans? But frankly... who cares?" In which oriental Olympics did Great Britain beat West Germany 3-1 to take the field hockey Gold?
5. As a sleek designer microphone I am used to being spoken to calmly and quietly... but one night my commentator got very excited when his country beat England in a qualifying match for soccer's World Cup. I expect they heard him right across the fjords. What was the Scandinavian result which led Bjørge Lillelien to scream "Maggie Thatcher, can you hear me? Maggie Thatcher... Your boys took one hell of a beating!"
6. There's something about soccer championships that makes men yell at microphones, I don't know what I did to deserve it. Then they play it back again and again until my woofer meets my tweeter and implodes. Ken Wolstenholme gets played back more than most in the UK; what made him say "There are some people on the pitch, they think it's all over ... It is now!"?
7. I'm a girl microphone you know and I'm all for a bit of role reversal, especially if there's a drop of Irish in the commentary. What Gaelic sport was involved when Michael O'Muircheartaigh said "Pat Fox ... is motoring well now ... but here comes Joe Rabbitte hot on his tail ... I've seen it all now, a Rabbitte chasing a Fox around Croke Park!"?
8. "Do you believe in miracles?" Who me? I'm a talking microphone, isn't that a miracle in itself? In which Winter Olympics did the USA defeat the USSR in the 'Miracle on Ice'?
9. I do wish the person who invented microphones had given us hands, then I could pull my hair out in amazement at some of the things I hear. Such as "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." Which former quarterback said that?
10. We microphones don't just hear commentary you know, we have to transmit it and some things do make me blush. I thought we were just playing a nice round of golf at Augusta when Gary McCord said "These greens are so fast they must bikini wax them" ... which major tournament, which McCord is no longer allowed to comment on, is played annually at Augusta?
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