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Quiz about Conspiracy Theories According to NewsRadios Joe
Quiz about Conspiracy Theories According to NewsRadios Joe

Conspiracy Theories According to "NewsRadio's" Joe Quiz


Joe Garelli is one of my favorite conspiracy theorists. Enjoy some of his more shocking revelations from the grossly undersppreciated sitcom, "NewsRadio"!

A multiple-choice quiz by bmrsnr. Estimated time: 5 mins.
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Author
bmrsnr
Time
5 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
308,441
Updated
Jul 23 22
# Qns
10
Difficulty
Tough
Avg Score
6 / 10
Plays
282
Awards
Top 10% Quiz
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Question 1 of 10
1. According to Joe, the donation of which organ has been stymied due to a likely conspiracy? Hint


Question 2 of 10
2. According to Joe, where is the government hiding alien bodies? Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. According to Joe, which institution is "a spawning ground for the mind slaves of the secret ruling elite?" Hint


Question 4 of 10
4. According to Joe, what, unlike duct tape, is not waterproof? Hint


Question 5 of 10
5. According to Joe, technology, no matter how far it advances, is just a bunch of wires connected to other wires.


Question 6 of 10
6. According to Joe, who should not be allowed to use technology? Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. According to Joe, all federal judges belong to an obscure sect of what? Hint


Question 8 of 10
8. According to Joe, how might Johnny Johnson have gotten enough money to buy Lisa Miller a ring? Hint


Question 9 of 10
9. According to Joe, taking something off of the internet is like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool?


Question 10 of 10
10. Throughout the series, it is never completely established whether or not Joe actually went to college until the final season, where he finally admits to going to college and explains that his degree path was in what challenging major? Hint



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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. According to Joe, the donation of which organ has been stymied due to a likely conspiracy?

Answer: Liver

Dave: "You can't give someone your liver."
Joe: "Yeah, that's what they want you to think!"
2. According to Joe, where is the government hiding alien bodies?

Answer: Area 52

Joe: "Area 51 is just a decoy."
3. According to Joe, which institution is "a spawning ground for the mind slaves of the secret ruling elite?"

Answer: The Ohio State University

Dave: "I thought you said college is just a spawning ground for the mind slaves of the secret ruling elite."
Joe: "Not every college, just Ohio State."
4. According to Joe, what, unlike duct tape, is not waterproof?

Answer: Steel

Mr. James: "This ship is unsinkable!"
Joe: "The hull alone is held together with over two hundred feet of duct-tape."
Mr. James: "I thought we were going with steel for the hull."
Joe: "Steel's not waterproof."
5. According to Joe, technology, no matter how far it advances, is just a bunch of wires connected to other wires.

Answer: True

Beth: "So what's wrong with it?"
Joe: "I can't seem to find any wires."
6. According to Joe, who should not be allowed to use technology?

Answer: Mindless drones

Joe: "I am not a mindless drone. Mindless drones should not be allowed to use technology."
Lisa: "You are the Unabomber, aren't you?"
7. According to Joe, all federal judges belong to an obscure sect of what?

Answer: Freemasons

Joe Garrelli: "Mr. James's case is in the bag, because I know something the other side doesn't."
Dave Nelson: "What's that?"
Joe Garrelli: "That all federal judges are members of an obscure sect of the Freemasons."
8. According to Joe, how might Johnny Johnson have gotten enough money to buy Lisa Miller a ring?

Answer: legendary hobo gold

Jimmy: "Seems Johnny didn't exactly buy the ring. Turns out he stole it."
Dave: "So much for the legendary hobo gold."
Joe: "It was a theory."
9. According to Joe, taking something off of the internet is like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool?

Answer: True

Joe: "You can't take something off the Internet. It's like taking pee out of a swimming pool."
10. Throughout the series, it is never completely established whether or not Joe actually went to college until the final season, where he finally admits to going to college and explains that his degree path was in what challenging major?

Answer: Applied Mathematics

We learn this little bit of information shortly after we learn the shocking truth about Ohio State.

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Source: Author bmrsnr

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