Bill McNeal Quotations Trivia Quiz

Answer: gorilla

Bill was yelling at the ticket agent at the airport. When he yells at the man and says he's been a loyal customer for ten years, the man says they've only been operating for six months. Bill replies with this quotation.

Answer: daddy

Bill is explaining to Lisa why Beth was so upset after the luncheon at the Waldorf. He compares the situation to taking his daughter to the fair and winner prizes for her, and when the two get on the ferris wheel she wants to make out.

Answer: naked

Dave and Lisa are both running for office boss (a job neither of them want) and they are having a Q&A session with the rest of the staff. Bill poses this question, to which Dave says he could answer that in pornographic detail if he didn't win (as it would be inappropriate for him to talk about his employee that way). Lisa's answer was, if the unthinkable should happen and she didn't win, she could answer the question with insider information.

Answer: nude

Bill is doing recon for Dave regarding Lisa's social life by calling Lisa on the phone randomly and recording the conversation for Dave to hear. During one such call, Lisa asks Bill "You are fully clothed, are you?"

Answer: eaten

Dave and Bill are in the first class lounge at the airport after Bill nearly makes the ticket agent cry. Dave believes that Bill should be nicer to everyone, which Bill believes would be a weakness.

Answer: woman

Dave is apologizing to each of the staff members individually about his poor remarks in a magazine profile. Bill reveals that he is not "a robot" like everyone believes, but he was rather hurt by Dave's words.

Answer: backstabbing

Bill attempts to get a good interviewing assignment from Dave, but Dave explains to Bill that he is the boss and he will not be manipulated by him (like Ed Harlow was). This happens right after Dave fires Ed Harlow, the old news director, and takes his job.

Answer: conclusions

Bill is convinced that Lisa is seeing someone romantically, so he is trying to get all the information so that he can convince Dave. In this instance, Bill finds two tickets in Lisa's old desk for the movie 'Amistad', which he later links to Lisa and Beth. He is then convinced, through the leaping of conclusions, that Beth and Lisa are together romantically.

Answer: anatomically correct

Lisa is having a fight with Andrea the efficiency expert in regards to her and Dave's former relationship, and Bill happens to be in the same room. Andrea tries to ask Bill questions regarding the relationship and insults (kind of) Lisa in the question. Bill follows up with this classic line.

Answer: goats

Bill says this to Dave when he is unemotional about the death of the office mascot - Mike the rat.