Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. "Do you know how much you annoy me?
The answer is 'a lot.'
Should I list the reasons why?
Well I don't see why not.
It's your hair, your nose, your chinless face.
You always need a hug.
Not to mention all the manly appletinis that you chug.
That you think I am your mentor just continues to perplex
And oh my God stop telling me when you have nerdy sex."
2. "Did I grow in Illinois or was it Michigan?
How long before we met was I in medicine?
Was our Wedding song The Beatles or Led Zeppelin?
Am I freakin' Puerto Rican or Dominican?"
3. "It all started with a penny in the door.
There was a hatred I had never felt before
So now I'll make him pay
Each and every day
Until that mousse-haired little nuisance is no more."
4. "Let's face the facts about me and you
A love unspecified
Though I'm proud to call you 'chocolate bear'
The crowd will always talk and stare."
5. "Everything comes down to poo.
From the top of your head to the sole of your shoe.
We can figure out what's wrong with you by looking at your poo."
6. "We're running a test that's a waste of our time.
But at least she'll accept that she's medically fine.
She'll admit that she's nuts or I'll have to say, 'snore.'
Just give her the CAT scan and show her the door."
7. "The thing is guys, remember facts.
Like what Derek Jeter hit last year which was .303
That is why our brains are maxed
and there's no room for things like birthdays or ethnicities."
8. "How am I supposed to tell him that he's not moving too?
He doesn't have a clue."
9. "Hello, I'm Dr. _____, I'm delighted that you came
So the doctors say you fainted and you don't know what's to blame.
Well put your mind at ease, there's no ill we can't outsmart.
On behalf of all who work here, welcome to Sacred Heart."
10. "I'm sure you must be scared, not knowing what this test will bring.
It could prove that you are crazy.
Do you still hear people sing?
It's best to know the truth, of that I have no doubt.
But you'll have to face the future when the truth comes out."
Source: Author
tdakoo
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