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8 Eddie Izzard quizzes and 110 Eddie Izzard trivia questions.
1.
  Eddie Izzard's Stand-Up    
Multiple Choice
 20 Qns
The funniest man on earth? Certainly the funniest to have come from Bexhill-on-Sea. The comedian voted 'best at dressing up in women's clothes', he's pre-occupied with jam and banjos - aren't we all?
Average, 20 Qns, willuk100, May 02 22
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May 02 22
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  The Fantabulous Eddie Izzard: "Dress to Kill"    
Multiple Choice
 15 Qns
In San Fransisco, Eddie Izzard performed the hilarious stand-up act, "Dress to Kill"! How well do you know the executive transvestite? Well enough to tackle this quiz? Good luck! (All quotes are by Eddie Izzard.)
Average, 15 Qns, dilly_bar2004, Dec 19 21
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Dec 19 21
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  Eddie Izzard - 'Circle'    
Multiple Choice
 15 Qns
Guess who got Eddie's new video for Christmas. The man from Bexhill is back, with fantastic make-up! These questions are based on the New York show only.
Tough, 15 Qns, willuk100, Oct 29 23
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Oct 29 23
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  The Great Eddie Izzard Part 1    
Multiple Choice
 15 Qns
This quiz will test your knowledge of the work of the immensely talented British comedian and actor, Eddie Izzard. Most questions deal with his stand-up, but there are a couple related to his movies. Have at it!
Tough, 15 Qns, TriviaVixen, Jul 25 05
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  The Great Eddie Izzard Part 2    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
I decided that there can never be too many questions on Eddie Izzard.The questions in this installment deal with his stand-up and movie roles. And remember: Anything he's said in his acts is fair game. Have fun!
Tough, 10 Qns, TriviaVixen, Dec 17 23
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Dec 17 23
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  Eddie Izzard: "Unrepeatable"    
Multiple Choice
 15 Qns
Eddie Izzard has been a stand-up comedian since 1990. This quiz features 15 questions on "Unrepeatable", Eddie Izzard's second tour, which was filmed during a seven week sold-out run in March 1994.
Tough, 15 Qns, joanna241, Jul 25 05
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  'Eddie Izzard' Quizzard    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
Hi, if like me you like Eddie Izzard then you should enjoy this. 10 multiple choice questions some are just complete the quote.
Average, 10 Qns, fox_bat, Jul 03 24
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Jul 03 24
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  The Great Eddie Izzard Part 3    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
Yet another Eddie Izzard quiz. Quotes and questions from his movies/stand-up will comprise this one as well. So put on your thinking caps, Ladies and Jellyspoons, and enjoy!
Difficult, 10 Qns, TriviaVixen, Apr 14 23
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trivia question Quick Question
What did Mrs Thatcher get instead of a heart, because God was running out of time during Genesis?

From Quiz "Eddie Izzard's Stand-Up"





Eddie Izzard Trivia Questions
1. "Dress to Kill" began with shots of tourists taking a trolley to Alcatraz. Eddie, who was narrating the scene, pointed out a woman in red on the trolley. What did he say about her?

From Quiz The Fantabulous Eddie Izzard: "Dress to Kill"

Answer: "She's going to Alcatraz for stealing hubcaps."

"What a hellish crime!" Mr. Izzard exclaims. The first segment of "Dress to Kill" is simply tourists on their way to see the prison, Alcatraz, but the narration claims they are criminals off to serve their sentence in torture. Very funny!

2. Eddie talks about the god Chaos. What is Chaos's son called?

From Quiz Eddie Izzard - 'Circle'

Answer: Kelvin

He's named after the temperature scale ... or something like that.

3. Finish this quote from "Unrepeatable": "Brian, where's the ____ ?"

From Quiz The Great Eddie Izzard Part 3

Answer: pollen

Eddie Izzard is discussing the fact that bees can't just tell other bees where they've found pollen-- it takes an intricate communication dance. This quote is Eddie portraying a bee who's frustrated with another bee, who won't disclose the location of the pollen he's found.

4. In which theatre was "Unrepeatable" filmed?

From Quiz Eddie Izzard: "Unrepeatable"

Answer: Albery Theatre

"Unrepeatable" was filmed in March 1994 during the last week of a seven week sold-out run at the Albery. The other theatres were the sites for: "Live at the Ambassador's", "Glorious" (Hammersmith Apollo) and "Definite Article" (Shaftesbury Theatre).

5. What does Eddie Izzard reckon birds say right before they fly through a jet engine?

From Quiz The Great Eddie Izzard Part 2

Answer: "Look! There's Rod Stewart in first class!"

"Because the birds aren't striking. It's an 'engine suck!' It's an engine making bird soup melange."

6. When Eddie does material about the Bible, whose voice does he use for God?

From Quiz Eddie Izzard's Stand-Up

Answer: James Mason

Mainly because he can't do many impressions. James Mason also stood in for JFK in a routine. Sean Connery is generally Noah.

7. Finish the quote: "Special FBI agents check the prison transportation vehicle to make sure no one has sellotaped themselves to the ceiling, or hidden underneath disguised as a(n)_______________."

From Quiz The Fantabulous Eddie Izzard: "Dress to Kill"

Answer: wheel

"The prisoners are led off, off to Alcatraz." The film is showing two maintenance guys checking the trolley after the tourists have disembarked, with Eddie Izzard's narration continuing the description of the horrors that lie ahead.

8. From which show is the following quote: "Captain Kirk, we're going to die in .2 of a second. Ooh, should I have told you that earlier?" ?

From Quiz The Great Eddie Izzard Part 3

Answer: "Unrepeatable"

This quote pertains to a bit he did about Star Trek. He also had some funny thoughts about 'beaming up.' Check it out!

9. Complete the quote: "Certain people are widely read; I'm ______ read."

From Quiz Eddie Izzard: "Unrepeatable"

Answer: thinly

Eddie claims he hasn't read anything as he is partially dyslexic.

10. Eddie Izzard says that he believes Dick van Dyke went where to learn a Cockney accent?

From Quiz The Great Eddie Izzard Part 2

Answer: Australia

"It's an Australian accent. Check it out."

11. Finish this quote from "Dress to Kill": "Is this Plymouth? We've just come from Plymouth! We've gone 'round in a circle, lads, ____!"

From Quiz The Great Eddie Izzard Part 1

Answer: back on the boat

This is from the bit that Eddie does about the Pilgrims' arrival in America.

12. Since seals are good with balls, Mr Izzard speculates that tigers might be good with ___________ ?

From Quiz Eddie Izzard - 'Circle'

Answer: banjos

It's just that no-one's ever given a banjo to a tiger.

13. According to Eddie Izzard, during the space race, Britain could not do what?

From Quiz The Great Eddie Izzard Part 3

Answer: put a man in a track suit up a ladder

That question was so embarrassingly easy that I actually had to type it sitting under my desk. ::peering out:: I hope everyone got it right! "Go man, go!" "I'm goin', hang on!"

14. When doing his laundry at home, Eddie says that this item of clothing turns up late.

From Quiz Eddie Izzard: "Unrepeatable"

Answer: socks

Socks are late for the wash. Blue pants, on the other hand, smuggle themselves into the whites wash inside a shirt, disguised as a white hankerchief.

15. What was the full name of Eddie's character in "Velvet Goldmine"?

From Quiz The Great Eddie Izzard Part 2

Answer: Jerry Devine & Jerry & Devine

This movie also starred a then up-and-coming Ewan McGregor. And to think ... Two of the very few men who look cute in eyeliner in the same movie!

16. In Mr Izzard's routine about 'The Great Escape', what are the English POWs forged passports made from?

From Quiz Eddie Izzard's Stand-Up

Answer: Tin can and some jam

When they get to the border control, the guards are a bit suspicious: 'It's a bit clangy and a bit jammy...' - 'Yes, I come from the steel and jam area of Stuttgart.'

17. The name of Eddie's production company is:

From Quiz The Great Eddie Izzard Part 1

Answer: Ella Communications

Eddie's company is named for his late mother, Ella, who passed away when he was six.

18. Where do 13-year-olds go to get weapons?

From Quiz The Fantabulous Eddie Izzard: "Dress to Kill"

Answer: Their grandfather's arsenal

Eddie Izzard was commenting on the gun problem in America, and the National Rifle Association's stance on the issue. "The NRA says that guns don't kill people, people do. But, I think the gun helps. Standing there going, "Bang!"- that's not going to kill too many people, is it? He'd have to be really dodgy in the heart."

19. Eddie says the British are hating nations in alphabetical order. Who is next on their list after French and Germans?

From Quiz Eddie Izzard - 'Circle'

Answer: Hungarians

Having hated the French, then the Germans, Hungarians will be next.

20. Finish this quote from "Dress to Kill": "They were filming tall, angular veterinarian, and I didn't have my ______ . "

From Quiz The Great Eddie Izzard Part 3

Answer: bag

This was the bit in which Eddie Izzard points out that he is a "film nut." But really, aren't we all?

21. Mr. Izzard claims that the Surrealist Movement have been attacking Prince Charles. Apart from a starting pistol, which other "weapons" have been employed?

From Quiz Eddie Izzard: "Unrepeatable"

Answer: hairspray and bits of jelly

How much damage could you do with a starting pistol anyway?

22. According to Eddie Izzard, what should be done at the site where young girls play hopscotch?

From Quiz The Great Eddie Izzard Part 2

Answer: an archaelogical dig

"We should do a wot?" "An archaelogical dig!" "My tongue got stuck in my back tooth... I was checking for stuff."

23. What, according to Eddie, is your cat doing behind your sofa?

From Quiz Eddie Izzard's Stand-Up

Answer: Drilling

You think it's purring, but no! It's all right, it's got goggles.

24. Why did Britain need to keep the Falkland Islands?

From Quiz The Fantabulous Eddie Izzard: "Dress to Kill"

Answer: For strategic sheep purposes

"After the second World War, the world said, 'Europe, give these countries back. Britain?' 'What?' 'What's that behind your back?' 'It's India and a number of other countries.' 'Give them back.' 'Oh, all right.' 'Falkland Islands.' 'Oh, we need Falkland Islands...for strategic sheep purposes.'"

25. Eddie discusses how characters like Skippy and Flipper managed to tell humans about emergencies. What does his character Sharky say about the three boys who've fallen out of a boat?

From Quiz Eddie Izzard - 'Circle'

Answer: He's already eaten them.

Fans of Eddie's earlier work will of course know that jam trousers are an excellent shark deterrent.

26. Market sellers shout "four pence a pound", but how much do apples cost?

From Quiz Eddie Izzard: "Unrepeatable"

Answer: twenty quid

Pretty expensive fruit.

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