Celebrities Say And Do The Darndest Things Quiz

Answer: Select

With the first pick in the 2011 Religion Draft, Tom Cruise selects Scientology. Ecstatic about his selection, Mr. Cruise jumped for joy and ran out of the building. A few days later he was seen waiting at the corner of Hollywood Boulevard and Vine Street in Hollywood, California waiting for his mother ship to come and pick him up.

Answer: Blister

A little known fact about Katharine Hepburn is she suffered from chronic blisters on her hands all her adult life. When asked if she knew what caused her illness, Ms. Hepburn replied "It was from carrying all those doggone Oscars."

Answer: Beer

Joe Pesci was once asked what got him through the filming of "Home Alone." His response was a simple four letter word. That word was beer. Pesci added "I was Tommy DeVito in "Goodfellas" and all of a sudden, I was on the losing end against someone who needed a footstool just to reach the cookies on the top shelf of the kitchen cabinet."

Answer: Beetle

In 2008, Brendan Fraser gave an interview and stated that ever since doing "The Mummy" he has been plagued with nightmares of beetles. He was later seen driving off in a brand new Volkswagen Beetle.

Answer: Elect

In 2002, former President of the United States of America, Bill Clinton, said of his former post: "Being elected President was the best thing that ever happened to me. I got to attend many wild parties, I met thousands of fascinating people, and I was the most powerful man on the planet. It's too bad work and politics got in the way."

Answer: Isle

Arnold Schwarzenegger said of his recent bad trip to the isle of Hawaii: "Hawaii! You have fooled everybody, but not me! Your coconuts have potassium! I am in Hell! I will come back one day and finish you! Maria! Get to the choppah!

Answer: Secret

My sources have informed me that John Goodman has formed a secret society that includes all former cast mates of "Roseanne" who have seen at least a semi-successful movie career. The number of members in this secret society? One.

Answer: Bile

I recently sat down with actress Asia Argento. I asked her about "XXX" and her co-star Vin Diesel. Asia said of Vin: "The hardest scene I have ever done was the "XXX" kissing scene with him. We couldn't get it right. He is the worst kisser I have ever done a scene with. Each take I threw up a little. I had become very familiar with the taste of bile."

Answer: Tribe

Wesley Snipes has taken out a lawsuit against former Cleveland Indians center fielder Kenny Lofton. Snipes was quoted as saying "I was on the Tribe long before Lofton was. I was the speedster center fielder before he was. I was "Major League" when he was still Minor League. I'm going to sue him for everything he is worth." On a related note, Snipes' lawyer has gone into hiding.

Answer: Elite

Sometimes celebrities think they are the elite of this world. It's those times when we, the normal people, should just laugh it off and help them realize that we are all people. We all bleed the same red blood and we all cry. This quiz was done in jest and is not meant to be taken seriously. None of the stories depicted are true. I hope not anyway.