17. Joe believes that "The beaver is a truly proud and noble animal" What beer is he pushing with his patriotic rant?
From Quiz Canadian Beer Eh!
Answer:
Molson's Canadian
The full rant is:
"Hey. I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader.
And I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled.
And I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I'm certain they're really, really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English and French, NOT American. And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing, diversity, not assimilation, and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch, and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed'!
Canada is the second largest landmass, the first nation of hockey, and the best part of North America!
My name is Joe! And I am Canadian!"
So of course to be a true Canadian you must drink Molson's Canadian. Mind you there is a lot of beaver in Canada. Gets everywhere - in offices and in houses and they have to be chased out. It's thirsty work and Molsons is a good beer to drink when you're chasing beaver.