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1. "Well, bonny lad?" Asked the Northumberland mine owner to his foreman "What do you think of the new kid? Is he going to be BOLTING before the END of his shift?" The foreman tugged at his cap as he thought. "ER...he's a TRIER at least. I think he'll be fine!"
2. The German lion-tamer pulled the 'yard of ale' off its stand in the bar and requested it filled with lager. He turned to his friend, who was content with his usual stein. "You know what we need now the clocks have gone forward and the days are longer?" "No", replied his friend "But I'm sure you're going to tell me". "LONGER BEER!" He roared with laughter before performing the tricky task of downing his 'yard' with ease.
3. WEARING NO clothes, the husky Scandinavian leapt into the ice HOLE. A slam DUNK!
4. "Certainly" said the yak, with dignity "I can be ridden with saddle and REIN, just like a horse. Yes, I let them put a BIT in my mouth, but only a cloth one". "What if they used a metal one?" Asked his wide-eyed young friend. "If they tried it" said the yak, his eyes flashing "I would RETREAT"
5. Queen Victoria was a carrier for ANEMIA, which spread to most of the royal families of Europe through her descendants. She refused to believe that lesbians existed. Goodness knows what she would have thought of today's PORN!
6. He always ate his DINNER whilst listening to the works of Sir Walter Scott on the RADIO, often to the DETRIMENT of his appetite.
7. "Why does our little dog sit staring out of the window at night?" Asked the boy from Berlin "I was wondering that too" replied his father. "I noticed some odd tracks across the lawn, though it rained in the afternoon and they were gone before I could show them to you. But now, it all ADDS up. Let's switch the lights off and sit quietly in the dark and I've a HUNCH we might see a badger'"
8. The bank robbery in St. John's has gone perfectly, I think, as I FONDLE the WAD of ill-gotten dollars. I survey the motley crew in front of me and ask them how they are going to get off this island. "We're going to sail" they say proudly - "Lefty here bought a boat last week". I am delighted, without doubt they'll either drown or have to be ignominiously rescued. "What about you boss?" Opening my suitcase, I begin to dress in my ingenious disguise "I'm going to walk away from all pursuit. Dressed as a NUN!"
9. "Ruh Roh" thought Scooby Doo "It's not my fault the Mystery Machine ended up in Germany instead of Denmark! Why are Fred, Thelma, Daphne and even Shaggy ENRAGED AT me?"
10. "Och aye" said the Scotsman "Of course I can speak Gaelic, and shall BE doing so, as soon as I get home. That is because I am a GAEL, one who speaks Gaelic. I am only speaking English now, because I am in England. Before I leave, I should like to go running - I am going to lay a trail with chalk and some people will follow my trail. It is a popular sport".
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