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Bill Cosby - Himself Trivia Quiz

"Bill Cosby - Himself" is probably one of Cos's most famous concerts ever. If you've seen it you've laughed until you cried and you won't have any problems answering these questions. Good luck!

A multiple-choice quiz by derickwjazz. Estimated time: 5 mins.

Author
derickwjazz

Time
5 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
201,476

Updated
Feb 23 24

# Qns
20

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
13 / 20

Plays
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Awards
Top 10% Quiz

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Question 1 of 20

1. According to Cos, dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any metal objects. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is what? Hint

a pick axe

an iron hook

a drill

an oversized toothpick

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Question 2 of 20

2. After the dentist puts the thing in your mouth that will suck up your face he leaves the room to do what? Hint

Mark up your bill

Laugh at you

Make a tee time for golf tomorrow

Flirt with the nurses

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Question 3 of 20

3. What were Cosby and his wife before they had children? Hint

Happy

Intellectuals

Content

Travelers

4. Cosby's wife Camille graduated with a Child Psychology major with a B+ average so if you asked her a question about a child's behavior she would give you at least an 85 answer. Cosby had a Physical Education major with a Child Psychology minor so if you asked him a question he would tell you what? Hint

To tell the child to take a lap

To take your own Child Psychology course

To ask his wife

To make the child tired so he'd take a nap

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Question 5 of 20

5. When Cos and his wife were talking to God about having healthy children what did they forget? Hint

That God doesn't have time for everybody's kids

That God helps those who help themselves

That God likes trials and tribulation

That God has a sense of humor

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Question 6 of 20

6. When having children, what do intellectuals go to class to learn? Hint

Homeopathic pain management

Diaper disposal

Child rearing

Natural childbirth

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Question 7 of 20

7. Someone once explained labor pains to Cosby by telling him to grab his bottom lip and pull it up over his head. Who was this lady? Hint

Madeline Kahn

Carol Burnett

Lisa Bonet

Phylicia Rashad

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Question 8 of 20

8. After the baby came out, Cosby went over to his wife, kissed her ever so gently on the lips and said "Darling, I love you very, very much. You just had a _________". Hint

boy

lizard

girl

beautiful baby

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Question 9 of 20

9. Finish the Mother's Curse? "I hope that when you get married you have children _____________." Hint

who are as spoiled as you are

who give you as much grief as you give me

that act the same way that you act

who hide your glasses from you in the dark

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Question 10 of 20

10. What is the reason Bill and Camille have five children? Hint

They were too old to have anymore

Camille said "Enough is enough!"

They didn't want to chance having another girl

They don't want six

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Question 11 of 20

11. According to Cos, what do all children have? Hint

Too much time on their hands

A bad odor

Too much energy

Brain damage

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Question 12 of 20

12. Why did Camille send Bill upstairs to kill his son? Hint

He had given himself a haircut

He talked back to his mother

He got into a fight at school

He made his sister cry

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Question 13 of 20

13. What did the kids want for breakfast when Cosby's wife sent him downstairs to cook? Hint

Ice Cream

Bacon and eggs

Pancakes

Chocolate cake

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Question 14 of 20

14. What was the song the children sang about Bill during breakfast? Hint

Dad isn't fakin', he makes us eggs and bacon

Dad's number one, he is loads of fun

Dad is great, give us the chocolate cake

Dad is great, makes a good pancake

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Question 15 of 20

15. What do parents with one child not have to listen to? Hint

Will you stop touching me

It wasn't me

I didn't do it

Make her stop

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Question 16 of 20

16. Which child is known as, "The Informer." Hint

The boy

The seven year old

The oldest

The baby

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Question 17 of 20

17. What did Ennis forget to do after his shower? Hint

Dry himself

Put on his pj's

Dry his hair

Kiss his Mom goodnight

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Question 18 of 20

18. According to Cos, what are mothers most concerned about if you are in an accident? Hint

Do you have on clean underwear?

Did he ask for his mother?

Did you brush your teeth?

Is he hurt?

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Question 19 of 20

19. What did Bill think his name was because his Dad called him it all the time? Hint

Jesus Christ

Gimme a beer

Hey you

C'mere boy

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Question 20 of 20

20. What was Cosby's Dad's favorite game? Hint

Push my stomach

Pull my finger

Slug bug

Gimme a beer

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. According to Cos, dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any metal objects. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is what?

Answer: an iron hook

The next thing he grabs is a needle to "deaden the pain." Yeah, right!

2. After the dentist puts the thing in your mouth that will suck up your face he leaves the room to do what?

Answer: Laugh at you

He also wants to have a conversation with you while you have a Hoover vacuum cleaner in your mouth!

3. What were Cosby and his wife before they had children?

Answer: Intellectuals

Note that they were intellectuals "before" they had children. Afterwards they became the same blithering idiots that the rest of us are, after trying to raise kids.

Answer: To tell the child to take a lap

Needless to say they felt qualified to handle having children.

5. When Cos and his wife were talking to God about having healthy children what did they forget?

Answer: That God has a sense of humor

They found out that if you leave that much open to God some wonderful jokes would come about.

6. When having children, what do intellectuals go to class to learn?

Answer: Natural childbirth

Cos figured out that all you need is hot water and someone to grab the rope. Everything else is going to happen whether you went to class or not, the baby doesn't care.

7. Someone once explained labor pains to Cosby by telling him to grab his bottom lip and pull it up over his head. Who was this lady?

Answer: Carol Burnett

After the second labor pain hit Camille she stood up in the stirrups and grabbed his bottom lip and yelled, "I want morphine!"

8. After the baby came out, Cosby went over to his wife, kissed her ever so gently on the lips and said "Darling, I love you very, very much. You just had a _________".

Answer: lizard

He said that because the thing changed color three times and the neck and head wouldn't work.

9. Finish the Mother's Curse? "I hope that when you get married you have children _____________."

Answer: that act the same way that you act

This is a horrible curse to put on someone. I wouldn't wish my younger self on anyone.

10. What is the reason Bill and Camille have five children?

Answer: They don't want six

The ones that they did have they were trying to get out of the house before he and his wife were dead.

11. According to Cos, what do all children have?

Answer: Brain damage

When you tell the child not to drink your drink and then as soon as you put it down they drink it and you ask them why and they say "I don't know!" Well, that's brain damage!

12. Why did Camille send Bill upstairs to kill his son?

Answer: He had given himself a haircut

He took a pair of electric clippers straight down the middle of his head. Bill asked him if that was the look he wanted, a reverse mohawk?

13. What did the kids want for breakfast when Cosby's wife sent him downstairs to cook?

Answer: Chocolate cake

Chocolate cake? Why not? It has eggs, milk and wheat. What a healthy breakfast!

14. What was the song the children sang about Bill during breakfast?

Answer: Dad is great, give us the chocolate cake

Until SHE came downstairs! Then the children who had been singing praises to him lied on him and told Mom that Dad made them eat chocolate cake when they asked for eggs and milk.

15. What do parents with one child not have to listen to?

Answer: Will you stop touching me

If you have one child and the child's doing that then you've gotta take it away.

16. Which child is known as, "The Informer."

Answer: The seven year old

This is the same child that Bill's wife sends with him if he is going out somewhere. Her favorite words are "Guess what?"

17. What did Ennis forget to do after his shower?

Answer: Dry himself

They knew he had forgotten to dry himself because his pajama's were stuck to his body.

18. According to Cos, what are mothers most concerned about if you are in an accident?

Answer: Do you have on clean underwear?

Cosby says that no matter what, you're going to have soiled underwear, because if a truck is coming right at you, first you say it then you do it.

19. What did Bill think his name was because his Dad called him it all the time?

Answer: Jesus Christ

Probably my favorite line from this show is Bill saying to his Dad, "But Dad, my name is Jesus Christ!"

20. What was Cosby's Dad's favorite game?

Answer: Pull my finger

Whenever he passed gas he would blame it on invisible animals such as the elephant under the Lay-Z-Boy and Cosby's brother was dumb enough to look for it. He knew it was there because it raised his Dad out of his chair by 2 inches.

Source: Author derickwjazz

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