You Have Got To Be Kidding Me! Quiz

Answer: President Bush

Let me see if I got this straight. The entire country of the United States voted and President Bush won the race for President. (Florida?) The President of the United States of America is the highest ranked individual in the United States. Not all of us might not like him, or appreciate the fact that he is President, but it doesn't change the fact that he is the leader.

I just don't understand why Michael Moore couldn't wait to cast his "documentary" until after he's out of the Oval Office. I just wonder how much Kerry is paying him? What I also don't understand is these fly by night people; they don't know diddle squat about President Bush, but they are taking everything for "word" in the documentary by Moore.

At least President Clinton waited till he was out of the White House before he wrote his book of "l..., um sorry... misleading" information.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not a major Bush fan, but he is still the President.

Answer: Kevin Federline

I'm sitting here laughing with this headline. To make matters even more confusing for you: Kevin used to dance as a back up dancer for Justin "tear it off" Timberlake. Justin used to date Britney too. Now Kevin dances for Britney. But Shar Jackson, who has a son with Kevin was due to have another child by him. Um... is this majorly confusing to just me, or are you shaking your head too? I just hope that this marriage last longer than her marriage to Jason Alexander, which lasted less than a week. "Oops I Did it Again" seems to come to mind here.

Answer: Jennifer Lopez

Ah, the beautiful and corny Jennifer Lopez. First, she is madly in love with Ben Affleck. She's engaged and happy as can be that she's sporting a major diamond from Ben. The tides turn, "like sands in an hourglass..." and you hear that the wedding is put on hold. Because of the media? I think not! I think it's because Ben knew that they would be divorced within a year. Jennifer, try actually falling in love with a guy. How can a woman - so totally in love and heartbroken - marry another man in a few short months? I think you got up on the right side of the bed one day, Ben! Good for you for calling this one off.

Jennifer, stick to the men in your movie roles. Oh wait... that would be Ben too. Forget it Jennifer, take the class "Love 101 Before Marriage", playing at your local wedding blues chapel.

Answer: Amy Fisher

Amy Fisher was sent to jail for shooting Joey's wife, Mary Jo back in the early 90s. The sad part was Amy was jailed for over 7 years. Joey was guilty of statutory rape and served a small six months. But the head shaker was that Mary Jo didn't divorce the scum bag until after moving to California with him.

She stayed with the "no good Buttafuoco" for a few years after the incident occurred.

Answer: Dixie Chicks

What I don't understand is that Natalie Maines made a comment like this, bashing President Bush. But then, only after receiving death threats and criticism and record sales drop... oops, she's sorry?! If you're going to say something ill or out of line Natalie, please stand behind what you're going to say. Don't go apologizing afterward, just because of threats. Back it up girl! Looks like people are ashamed of you!

Answer: Michael Jackson

The mind boggling part is he thought that there was nothing wrong with this at first. Actually... nah, I won't even go there. Michael, dear Michael, take the mask off and smell the flowers. You obviously need a little more oxygen up to the brain at times.

Michael has done quite a few things that really make people wonder at times. I just hope that he learns his lesson and doesn't put himself in jeopardy. Take a hint Michael... go on vacation with separate rooms and don't let people spend the night at your house. It'll make your life much easier.

Michael has passed on in 2009.

Answer: Rick Rockwell and Darva Conger

Rick and Darva tied the knot on television on February 15, 2000. Darva filed for an annulment just a short time later. Poor little Darva couldn't get peace and quiet. All she wanted was to be left alone. What should she do for a little peace and quiet... pose for Playboy! That'll keep the attention away from you Darva!

Answer: Brooke Shields

Dear Brooke,

I think you were hit in the head a few too many times at tennis matches when you were married to Andre Agassi. With a comment like this, it's obvious that you were not thinking clearly.

If you're killed... um, my dear, you'll be dead. You'll lose more than just an important part of your life. You'll lose the whole thing. Okay? Got it now? Let's think twice before we give a statement like this.

Sincerely, a Non-smoker, (because I want to keep an important part of my life).

Answer: President Reagan

Do you understand that television and movies are not real life? Actually, I take that back, nowadays they are. We have too many reality programs around these days. But then again, this is just my opinion. John Hinckley was infatuated with Jodie Foster.

He attempted to assassinate President Reagan on March 30, 1981. What was he thinking? Hinckley claimed insanity; I totally agree with this, you'd have to be crazy to try a stunt like this.

Answer: Tonya Harding

Was it really her ex-husband, Jeff Gillooly, that was the creator of this episode? Was Tonya involved at all? Nancy Kerrigan went on to the Olympics and picked up the silver medal for her performance after the knee bashing. Tonya just can't seem to avoid bad spots. She was jailed for three days for whacking her boyfriend with a hubcap. She wasn't keeping up with her rent payments and was ordered out of her home. She also had a vehicle accident and lo and behold, she failed the sobriety test. Stick to the boxing ring Tonya!

Since reading the papers lately, you just sit and shake your head at some of the stupid things people are doing. This was my little way of saying "they are crazy, they are literally crazy"! But we love them!