"Calvin and Hobbes" Quotes - Who Said It? Quiz

Answer: Dad

In the first book, "Calvin and Hobbes", Calvin's dad was reading Calvin an odd version of "Little Red Riding Hood" when Calvin kept interrupting his dad to replace the word 'wolf' with 'tiger'. Eventually his dad got annoyed and decided to end the story early.

Answer: Hobbes

This quote came from "Something Under the Bed is Drooling". Hobbes walks up to Calvin to see what he's doing and Calvin tells him that he's "being cool". Hobbes wants to be cool too, so he shows up with a sombrero, but Calvin doesn't think that sombreros are particularly cool.

Answer: Hobbes

This one comes from "Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons". Calvin finds, one day, that Earth's gravity is a bit stronger than usual so he takes advantage of the opportunity by getting Stupendous Man to drop a giant snowball on Susie from a tree.

When Calvin gets home, his mom threatens to take away his costume and Hobbes suggests Stupendous Man might have another job soon. Calvin doesn't quite agree with him on this one.

Answer: Hobbes

When Calvin and Hobbes start the G.R.O.S.S. club, they want to use the garage as their secret meeting place so they push the car out into the driveway. Unfortunately, the car keeps going when they try to stop it and winds up in the ditch across the street. Calvin freaks out and when Hobbes inquires about the price of the car, all Calvin can say is, "Oh man."

Answer: Calvin

Calvin's mom made him clean his room, but all he did was throw everything into his closet. When his mom opened the closet everything poured out onto the floor.

Answer: Rosalyn

Calvin locked Rosalyn out of the house when his parents were out and she didn't get back in until his parents came home.

Answer: Mom

When Calvin asked his mom if he could learn to parachute from a plane, that was her response, in which Calvin's reaction was, "Mom's so practical."

Answer: Hobbes

After Calvin reads an article about the amount of violence on television, Hobbes asks him that question and Calvin says, "Nahh. I'd like to shoot the idiots who think this stuff affects me." Clearly, there is no connection here.

Answer: Susie

This is what Susie tells Calvin when he starts to call himself 'Boy of Destiny".

Answer: Miss Wormwood

When Calvin had to write a story for class, he decided to do some time traveling to pick up his assignment from his future self. Of course it wasn't done yet, so Hobbes stuck around with the '8:30 Hobbes' and they wrote the story themselves. Calvin read the humiliating story about himself in front of the class and then got mad at Hobbes for making a fool of him.

Not only did Calvin pass the assignment, but he got an A+.