What A Strange State You're In! Part 2 Quiz

Answer: Illinois

Watch your ELBOW when we play GOLF. My neighbor has FIFTY ACRES over there in GOOFY RIDGE, but most of it's a DOG WALK that takes a HALF DAY to cover. My wife, KATY DID it one day, but she has more ENERGY than I do. It's NORMAL round these parts to be in LOVE. Watch that CHICKEN BRISTLE when Herman MUNSTER says, "BOOS!"

Des Plaines, IL had the first McDonald's restaurant built by Ray Kroc in 1955.

Answer: New York

WELCOME to SLEEPY HOLLOW, FRIEND! Come sit by the FIREPLACE and DEPOSIT your BUTTS CORNER by the INDIAN KETTLES. We have some FRESH KILLS with TABASCO for you. Care for a glass of HEMLOCK with that?

New York City was the largest in the U.S. by population per square mile (2012 data). The state capital is Albany, and the Rose is the state flower.

Answer: Kentucky

I tell you it was FAIRDEALING! We've played EIGHTY EIGHT games now and you are in POVERTY, ROB ROY. PIPPA PASSES BAREFOOT and I always yell, "DO STOP!" But she's not NORMAL, ONO, She's READY for ODDVILLE. SMILE, Dude, and roll the DICE.

Kentucky is the birthplace of Abraham Lincoln and Jefferson Davis. Churchill Downs is the track where the Kentucky Derby is run every year; it's the oldest continuously held sports event in the U.S.

Answer: Michigan

There's a TEAPOT DOME in RAISIN CENTER, but I think it came from DEVIL'S CORNER. I'm going to the HATMAKER in HOLY CORNERS. He makes MESICK, but I can get some FREE SOIL there. I'll meet you in YPSILANTI for some PAWPAW,

Michigan is also called the Great Lakes State, as it touches on four of the five lakes. Battle Creek was the 'cereal capital' of the world.

Answer: South Dakota

We can get some PRINGLEs from POTATO CREEK and visit the PRAIRIE QUEEN for dessert. I think HITCHCOCK made a film in this area. I'm going to have a WHITE OWL cigar and a spot of TEA.

Also the 'Mount Rushmore State' South Dakota's capital is Pierre. "Dakota" means "friend" in the Sioux language. There is a Crazy Horse Memorial near Custer, SD.

Answer: Arkansas

It's the TRUTH, TWO MILE up the road is TOAD SUCK. STOP, it's a STRANGER'S HOME, you can't just EXPERIMENT with OLD JOE at FORTY FOUR or even FIFTYSIX. He's a SUCCESS STORY here and he has THREE BROTHERS who are ROUGH AND READY!

The first Wal-Mart store was opened in Rogers, AR in 1962. Arkansas was the leading rice producer in the U.S. "Finders-Keepers" is a public diamond mine in Murfreesburg's Crater of Diamonds State Park.

Answer: Massachusetts

There's a saying in SIPPEWISSET: if the OCEAN SPRAY you, there's a TEATICKET in your future and you will always have SMOOTH HUMMOCKS. The FIREWORKS at DINGLEY DELL can be seen from FIVE POUND ISLAND if the FEEDING HILLS become HAPPY HILLS.

Massachusetts is considered the birthplace of the American Revolution. The oldest college in the country is Harvard University (pronounced Hah vaad).

Answer: Oklahoma

GOODNIGHT, GREASY, you're a real SQUARETOP! You're the best HOGSHOOTER in THE HOLY CITY, some JUMBO CANADIAN told me. I think we'd better VAMOOSA before RAMBO gets here.

Oklahoma is known for the greatest percentage of tornadoes in the country, and for its largest Native American population, from over 60 different tribes.

Answer: Wyoming

That CROWHEART you got us for breakfast was a real GOOSE EGG - the worst I've had BAR NUNN! What's the POINT OF ROCKS if you can't TIE SIDING? You're the VETERAN here in LITTLE AMERICA, CASPER.

Wyoming was the first state to grant women the right to vote, in 1869.

Answer: New Hampshire

Wash the BLOOD off the GREAT BOARS HEAD and make some HARDSCRABBLE at BREAKFAST HILL. Fine, use the LITTLE BOARS HEAD, but get cooking, SOO NIPI, before I toss you in the PUDDLE DOCK!

New Hampshire is home to the White Mountains, and was the first colony to declare independence from Great Britain.

Answer: Rhode Island

O, no, it's PURGATORY! We're on HOG ISLAND, close to the ARCTIC. It might as well be MOSCOW, but it's a SNUG HARBOR and we're settling in PEACE DALE for the night.

'Little Rhody' is the smallest state with the longest name: "State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations". Newport, RI, has the oldest synagogue in the country.

Answer: Mississippi

Let us press ONWARD to the PROMISED LAND! WHYNOT have a GIN or MANHATTAN to soothe your ROUGH EDGE, BOBO? MAYDAY...we've COMEBY a PANTHER BURN, it was a LONGSHOT but one RED LICK and your WHISTLER will IMPROVE. It's a BONUS. I hear HURRICANE warnings, let's say FAREWELLS to this KRACKER STATION!

Flora, MS, has a petrified forest with giant stone trees 36 million years old.

Answer: Idaho

GOOD GRIEF, ZAZA, did you ever see a BEER BOTTLE CROSSING over a LANDMARK? It's MAGIC, especially when it makes that COMICAL TURN. Take off the CHINA HAT and let's go see SANTA.

Hells Canyon lies on the Snake river, and is deeper than the Grand Canyon. Idaho also has a Craters of the Moon National Monument. Idaho is a leading potato producer.

Answer: North Carolina

Watch the SMOKERISE up the CHIMNEY ROCK - it's like HALF HELL in here. That BLACK CAT wants to give you a BIG LICK. I have to CHUCKLE when you wear that POLKADOT BEARSKIN. We'd better beat a HASTY retreat and be THANKFUL those SEVEN DEVILS can't catch us.

North Carolina is also called the 'Old North State'. The Lost Colony was last seen on Roanoke Island, NC.

Answer: Indiana

There's plenty of PETROLEUM in GAS CITY. Watch your SPEED, that DEPUTY is quite ALERT. Look, there's a FREE FIAT - it probably can't RUMBLE. Well, I've got some BALD KNOBS to polish, so let's CUMBACK later.

The Indianapolis 500 car race was started in 1911. Fountain City, IN was an important stop on the Underground Railroad.

Answer: Nevada

That BRONCO is not a TOY, MAGGIE BLUES, he doesn't play FRISBIE. There are a lot of BIG TREES in the BLACK FOREST. Let's go win some BULLION in the JACKPOT saloon.
They say MONTEZUMA had a FLAT NOSE.

The Federal government owns over 80% of the land in Nevada, more than in any other state. Nevada typically has the least rainfall of all the US states.

Answer: Tennessee

I know it's a lot of HOODOO, KO KO, but LIFE is like a BIG LICK of MOUSETAIL. You see LITTLE CHUCKY could SLAUGHTER SWEET LIPS with a SODDY SKULLBONE and nobody would FUDGEAROUND. It's a SCREAMER, ZU ZU!

Tennessee borders eight other states. Schoolteacher John T. Scopes was found guilty for teaching Darwin's theory of evolution in the 'Monkey Trial' held in Dayton, TN in 1925.

Answer: Montana

MANNIX made CONTACT with a BLACK EAGLE right here in HELL GATE, but he had the WISDOM to make a SQUARE DEAL with NUMBER SEVEN. Right now, I'd be CONTENT to wallow in COFFEE CREEK.

Montana borders more Canadian provinces than any other state. Giant Springs in Great Falls is one of the world's largest, and processes about 16 million gallons of water an hour.

Answer: Georgia

Sure, you had a HAPPY LANDING BETWEEN the BOX SPRINGS and the BURNING BUSH, NANKIPOO. But I DUGDOWN in the FIVEMILE STILL and my SOCIAL CIRCLE was TRICKEM TRUCKERS reading POETRY in PIDDLEVILLE. If you must smoke, please put your BUTTS in the ashtray, not my PABST!

Coca-cola was concocted in 1886, by a pharmacist in Atlanta, GA; it was used as a headache tonic. Georgia produces more peanuts than any other state.

Answer: Maine

ROBINHOOD used to recite a LIMERICK down on FISH STREET in DOGTOWN. He was a bird lover, too, had a BONNY EAGLE and a PARROT but his CARIBOU fell in the DEAD RIVER.

All the other New England states could fit into Maine. Maine is the lobster capital of the U.S. and the leader in toothpick production.

Answer: Washington

Once the NOVELTY wears off, you'll have the OPPORTUNITY to INDEX a DUSTY SNEE OOSH
if you're not STUCK in WILLY DICK CROSSING. Bet you a GOLD BAR you can't TUMWATER
into HUMPTULIPS. You have till NOON.

Volcanic Mount St. Helens is in Washington. Mount Baker, WA held the record for the most snowfall in the winter of 1998 to 1999: 1140 inches (about 95 feet!). Giant octopuses in Puget Sound can grow to 16 feet in length.

Answer: Arizona

Come on, GRASSHOPPER, snatch the LIZARD from my TIGER. I see a SMOKE SIGNAL telling of a SNOWFLAKE falling on CHRISTMAS in WIKIEUP. What a SURPRISE! It must have been a KOOL CORNER that year.

London Bridge was shipped from England and rebuilt at Lake Havasu City, AZ in 1971. The Saguaro Cactus blossom is the state flower.

Answer: Wisconsin

Don't put CALAMINE lotion on your CATARACT; just JUMPRIVER and cross the COUNTY LINE. IMALONE here at the INSTITUTE, but I'll be LOYAL to the AGENDA. Drop your PIPE and go back to SHANTYTOWN, FUSSVILLE.

Wisconsin produces more cheese than any other state; there are more than 350 flavors of Wisconsin cheese.

Answer: Delaware

Let's meet by the OWLS NEST at MIDNIGHT THICKET, and swim in the LAZY LAKE. Wear your COCKED HAT and I'll bring some PEPPER for the SUGAR LOAF CHASE. I see you're admiring my HOURGLASS figure. I hope you weren't put off by TAYLORS GUT LANDING in our LITTLE HEAVEN.

Delaware is also called the 'First State' and it is the second smallest state in the U.S. Rehoboth Beach held the country's first beauty contest in 1880, with Thomas Edison as a judge.

Answer: Nebraska

I found this BROKEN BOW at the GENEVA HEADQUARTERS by McCOOL JUNCTION. I say we DODGE the DOUGHBOY and make a VALENTINE card, LULU. Let the TABLE ROCK, RED TOP, it only has three legs. Don't be MEEK, seize the OPPORTUNITY!

Nebraska contains the largest hand-planted forest in the country. It was originally part of the 'Great American Desert'.