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1. "Stuck on rock for the second time, conquering nations was my crime.
I'm bored, I'm miffed, there's nothing to do, I wish I had won at Waterloo."
2. "Six feet two with eyes of blue, some say I was made of iron.
Being Chancellor was great but I did make one mistake
It was Kaiser Bill I should have kept my eye on."
3. "Fear me and tremble you miserable clod,
You are standing before a real 'scourge of God'."
4. "I conquered gaily with the boys, chopping those Persians and stealing their toys -
But my bestest friend, I'd known him for years, went and dropped dead, and now I'm in tears
Nothing's the same and time marches on, so I think I'll rest in old Babylon."
5. "I slaughtered my nephew, had him dumped in a river, but I now find that I'm all of a shiver
My muscle bound brother, that lion hearted fool, got himself killed and that's really cool
'Cos now I'm the king and that's what I was after; but those barons do irk me,
should I sign their damn charter?"
6. "They say I was henpecked and under the thumb 'cos my wife ruled the roost and she was number one,
But now she's departed and can boss me no more
So this big Egyptian is going to war."
7. "I'm a reasonable king and not at all bad,
It's those defiant Continentals that make me so 'mad',
They molest my officials, we have been far too lax,
Believe me my friends - I shall have my tax!"
8. "Now you listen to me, chaps, I'm king by God's grace,
So do what I tell you and remember your place!
What's that you say, you'll take rebellion instead?
You surely don't mean that you'd cut off my head?"
9. "Why don't you quit and get yourselves home? Your king can do nothing and you're all on your own,
This York's not in Yorkshire and your ammo is sparse,
So accept this agreement and get outta here fast!"
10. "Round and around the Spartan,
Fight him if you dare
I did, at Thermopylae, without so much as a care
The performance of my men was simply a disgrace
Oh, how I wish now that I had never seen that wretched place."
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