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Quiz about Punny Classics
Quiz about Punny Classics

Punny Classics Trivia Quiz


All you pun-loving Greeks and Romans out there, I have created a quiz just for you! Just pick the answer that's the worst joke, and you should do just fine!

A multiple-choice quiz by pu2-ke-qi-ri. Estimated time: 5 mins.
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Author
pu2-ke-qi-ri
Time
5 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
226,513
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
10
Difficulty
Average
Avg Score
6 / 10
Plays
2233
Last 3 plays: Guest 136 (7/10), lilycharlie (8/10), Linda_Arizona (8/10).
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Question 1 of 10
1. A young man causes a tragic chariot accident on an intersection on the road from Corinth to Thebes, which results in the death of an old man. Years later, now the king of Thebes, he is haunted by the consequences of his rash actions. Which tragedy is this? Hint


Question 2 of 10
2. Odysseus and the Atreidai maroon a famed Trojan War archer on the desert island of Lemnos, where he subsists on roots, berries, and whatever wildlife he can shoot with his bow. This tragedy revolves around his yearning for such delicacies as spanakopita and baklava. Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. Some famous Romans seem to have had severe allergy problems. In an age before antihistamines, decongestants, and allergy shots, their affliction seems to have become their nickname. Who would these famous Romans be? Hint


Question 4 of 10
4. Cleopatra is reputed to have committed suicide with the bite from a snake. What you probably didn't know was that she was also an amateur herpetologist, and had a large collection of snakes. What did she name her favorite python? Hint


Question 5 of 10
5. This famous Greek epic narrates the adventures and wanderings of one Trojan War hero trying to find his way home. When he tells his people all the monsters and magic he's encountered, they don't believe him, and actually think he's something of a weirdo. Which epic would this be? Hint


Question 6 of 10
6. Even though the Romans had a well-trained army, they preferred non-violent ways to resolve their conflicts with other nations. In fact, the Romans and the Carthaginians settled their differences in a series of joke-telling competitions. What were these known as? Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. In the 5th century BC, the face of Greek philosophy was forever changed by the introduction of a new sport: Soccer. Formerly given over to chatting about life, the universe, and everything in the shade of the local Stoa, philosophers became increasingly distracted by the sport. In fact, this event was so disruptive that the group of all the philosophers who had lived before this event were given a special name. What was it? Hint


Question 8 of 10
8. Euripides became increasingly harried and politically unpopular during his lifetime. Like many politicians nowadays, he didn't want to think about how his own actions might have caused this. Instead, he blamed the whole problem on one of his plays. Which one? (As in: "Blame the liberal _________") Hint


Question 9 of 10
9. Speaking of Greek tragedies, the Muppets once did a production of one of Aeschylus' plays. The chorus in particular was particularly interesting, with all of the Muppets dressed up as the fearful, dreadful, disgusting, terrifying, gore-dripping, blood-spewing, horrifically ugly Daughters of Night, hounding our hero Orestes (played by Kermit the Frog, naturally.) However, they decided to change the play's name to something more appropriate to the nature of the actors. What did they decide to call this play? Hint


Question 10 of 10
10. Consider, if you will, what piece of literature would have resulted if our hero Achilles, really wanted to be a comic playwright? What would the poem likely have been called? Hint



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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. A young man causes a tragic chariot accident on an intersection on the road from Corinth to Thebes, which results in the death of an old man. Years later, now the king of Thebes, he is haunted by the consequences of his rash actions. Which tragedy is this?

Answer: Oedipus Wrecks

Well, that's what happened, isn't it? The fact that Oedipus killed his dad was the cause of at least some of his sufferings. All right. Yes, right, right, there were the unspeakable bits, too!
2. Odysseus and the Atreidai maroon a famed Trojan War archer on the desert island of Lemnos, where he subsists on roots, berries, and whatever wildlife he can shoot with his bow. This tragedy revolves around his yearning for such delicacies as spanakopita and baklava.

Answer: Phyllo Eaties

This may not be exaggeration. After all, Philoctetes himself complains about the absence of gourmet food, and the Chorus laments his inability even to purchase bread to eat, like a day-laborer could.
3. Some famous Romans seem to have had severe allergy problems. In an age before antihistamines, decongestants, and allergy shots, their affliction seems to have become their nickname. Who would these famous Romans be?

Answer: All of these

Julius Sneezer, I mean Caesar, you've probably heard of. His name really reportedly means "Hairy." It could be worse. There was the honorable Roman military commander Blaesus, which means "So drunk you're slurring your words." Snifflio, uh, Scipio Africanus fought Hannibal (not a Cannibal) in the Second Punic War. Publius Ovidius Nasal, er, Naso, is probably better known as Ovid.

Despite his Ars Amatorea et al., he seems to have been happily married!
4. Cleopatra is reputed to have committed suicide with the bite from a snake. What you probably didn't know was that she was also an amateur herpetologist, and had a large collection of snakes. What did she name her favorite python?

Answer: Julius Squeezer

He was Cleopatra's main squeeze, right? At least until Mark Antony came along. One thing about Cleopatra, though: you never had to asp her twice!
5. This famous Greek epic narrates the adventures and wanderings of one Trojan War hero trying to find his way home. When he tells his people all the monsters and magic he's encountered, they don't believe him, and actually think he's something of a weirdo. Which epic would this be?

Answer: Oddity

What would YOU think if one of your friends said his buddies had eaten plants that made them forget everything and pieces of meat that were still a-mooing, that is before they were all eaten by a giant, one-eyed monster, spear-fishing giants, a multiple-headed snake monster, a sentient whirlpool, or, if that didn't get them, being turned into pigs, seeing his dead mother, great-aunt, a bunch of guys from the history book and their wives, and then finally that his new buddies and their ship got turned into a rock? I think you would be mighty incredulous indeed!
6. Even though the Romans had a well-trained army, they preferred non-violent ways to resolve their conflicts with other nations. In fact, the Romans and the Carthaginians settled their differences in a series of joke-telling competitions. What were these known as?

Answer: Pun-ic Wars

I have to admit, I stole this joke from fellow quizwriter Uglybird. But outright theft is the highest form of praise, right? (It's one of his favourite sayings, serves him right! - Ed) Here is a brief history of the Punic Wars, of which there were three:
1st: Romans wrest Sicily from Carthage.
2nd: Carthage (Hannibal-led) took over northern Italy; Rome (Scipio Africanus-led) took over Spain, then Carthage.
3rd: Romans declared war on Carthage, and totally destroyed it.
So now you don't have to read Livy!
7. In the 5th century BC, the face of Greek philosophy was forever changed by the introduction of a new sport: Soccer. Formerly given over to chatting about life, the universe, and everything in the shade of the local Stoa, philosophers became increasingly distracted by the sport. In fact, this event was so disruptive that the group of all the philosophers who had lived before this event were given a special name. What was it?

Answer: Pre Soccer Addicts

Aristotle, a notable Peripatetic ("walker-around"), probably was pretty fit without the soccer. Now, in Monty Python's sketch about the Philosopher's Football Match, Socrates was the one who scored the goal, but only in the 89th minute of the game. The teams weren't that well-matched; they just cared more about thinking than kicking some silly ball around.
8. Euripides became increasingly harried and politically unpopular during his lifetime. Like many politicians nowadays, he didn't want to think about how his own actions might have caused this. Instead, he blamed the whole problem on one of his plays. Which one? (As in: "Blame the liberal _________")

Answer: The Medea

It's all "The Medea"'s fault! You know, Euripides wrote about 90 plays, but only 4 of his plays won in competitions! There are two opposing theories about Euripides and women. One is that Euripides was more sympathetic to women than the other tragedians, since they figure more prominently in his plays.

The other theory says that he wasn't more sympathetic to women; he was just interested in exploring peoples' twisted minds, and women seem to have provided him with a better opportunity for that. Decide for yourself!
9. Speaking of Greek tragedies, the Muppets once did a production of one of Aeschylus' plays. The chorus in particular was particularly interesting, with all of the Muppets dressed up as the fearful, dreadful, disgusting, terrifying, gore-dripping, blood-spewing, horrifically ugly Daughters of Night, hounding our hero Orestes (played by Kermit the Frog, naturally.) However, they decided to change the play's name to something more appropriate to the nature of the actors. What did they decide to call this play?

Answer: The Furries

Instead of "The Furies." That joke has been around for a while. And so has this one: A man goes to a tailor with a pair of pants. The tailor asks, "Euripides?" The man replies, "Eumenides?" It is reported that, in the first-ever production of "The Eumenides", Furies' costumes were so scary they caused some pregnant women in the audience to miscarry. Now, this brings up the age-old question: Were there actually women in the audience?
10. Consider, if you will, what piece of literature would have resulted if our hero Achilles, really wanted to be a comic playwright? What would the poem likely have been called?

Answer: Silly-ad

The heroic nature of the "Iliad" has not kept two poets from casting the opening lines into less than heroic verse. Here they are:

Sing, Goddess, the wrath of Achilles,
Which gave the Achaeans the willies,
And sent into Hades
The numberless shades (pronounced as two syllables, "sha-dees")
Of heroes laid under the lilies.

(trans. by Edwin E. Moise)

There is actually a series of limericks posted up somewhere. However, we now turn to the genre of double-dactyls.

Higgledy-Piggledy
Peleus' progeny
Filled up with Rage at his
Army and king;
Now of his canine- and
Aviannutritive
Multihellenicide
Please, goddess, sing.

(trans. Diane Svarlien)

Well, I hope you have enjoyed my (ahem) lighthearted survey of the Classics!
Source: Author pu2-ke-qi-ri

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