I Don't Like Four Letter Words Quiz

Answer: Diet

Why don't we just get up from the couch, stop watching the boob tube and walk around a little bit more. Oh no, do I sound like Richard Simmons? I cannot guess how many different diets there are out there. I have to laugh at all the celebrities when they lose weight. It's so easy with a personalized trainer and the ambition of making a few million for your next picture. I guess I could lose 30 pounds if I had a 5 million dollar incentive.

Answer: hate

In Matthew 5:44 (KJV) it states, "Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you."
This is probably the hardest thing for each of us to do in our daily lives. But can you imagine the kind of world this would be if we all did our part? As Art Garfunkel would say, "What a wonderful world this would be..."

Answer: cold

I swear, the cold never escapes Michigan and the northern states. You have roughly three months, if you're lucky, of summertime. The only thing that keeps me here is the beautiful flowers that start popping out in April. To see the first sign of a daffodil really makes my day.

The tulips pop up next and then the hastas and then the lilies. You have got to love springtime in Michigan!

Answer: Love

So many times you've said this and wished you hadn't. Neil Diamond thought it was "on the rocks." Some people think it's "a many splendored thing." Some people even believe that it "makes the world go round." But me, I think "that's the dumbest thing I ever heard", taken from the movie, "What's Up Doc?" with Ryan O'Neal and Barbra Streisand.

Answer: Nerd

I tell you, Steve Urkel may be a nerd, but he sure won Laura Winslow's heart. He even won Myra's heart too. Not bad for a nerd. Robert Carradine really played Lewis Skolnick well in the "Nerd" movies. He's played the role for the first four movies! Hey, Robert, when you got it, you really got it!

Answer: snow

It's a pain in my back too. Do you know what it's like to shovel and shovel and shovel and then have the city come by and push it all right back into your driveway? It's horrible! This has happened to me so many times. You get so aggravated, but what can you do? Nothing! Actually, one time I called the city to complain. I told them I was just on my way to take my son to the hospital and they actually did come right back and sweep my driveway for me. Wasn't that nice of them? I do remember growing up and building igloos with the good packed wet snow. You could make the best angels with the powdery snow, but it wasn't good for making snowballs.

But I guess what I enjoy the most is sledding with my kids. Just put on the long johns and snow suit and head on over to the hills!

Answer: fart

You can excuse yourself and go to the bathroom and take care of your "gas" problems there. We don't want to be a part of your "letting go..." syndrome.

Answer: dumb

Actually, there are some really good "dumb blond jokes" like:

What do you call blond twins doing a bubble gum commercial?
Double-Dumb

Answer: burp

You're on a first date. If you don't drink as much soda pop, it'll be easier not to burp or belch. But, if you do slip, please say "excuse me." That's about the only way you'll ever go on that date again. Just remember, mind your manners.

Answer: Jerk

"The Jerk" was one of Steve Martin's first movies. He struck gold with this corny flick and was aimed for stardom. Steve has had some flops over the years, but has also struck gold with "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels", "Father of the Bride" sequels and "My Blue Heaven". I guess you can say he's just one "wild and crazy guy!"
Now remember, no burbing, no farting, no calling someone and telling them that you love them, nor hate them. Don't call people dumb nerd jerks! Don't by any means go to a northern state and see snow in the cold weather. And forget the diet!
Thanks for playing, have a great day!