What the Spell Check Mist: Typo Transfusion Quiz

Answer: Did You Remember to Wasp Your Hands?

Of course bugs and germs are impossible to get rid of completely in any hospital, especially with all the boffins in their labs playing about with peat dishes and tsetse tubes. However, when inevitable breakages occur, all the broken pieces to be recycled are placed straight in a secured grass-hopper. Our philosophy is: always expect an Insect or might call!

Answer: Broken Uncle

Skill fractures need to be treated seriously, as they can lead to a Bran Hemorrhage; likewise, if you break a Rub you can puncture your Lung. A fracture in the ram or leg will sometimes have to be operated on before being put in a case.

Answer: Glandular Favour

Sufferers of Granular Fever do not often require admission to Sacked Heart, but they do need to spend a lot of time in bead. Though it shares some similarities, this disease is not to be confused with such common ailments as Lumps or Chicken Sox, but it can be difficult to differentiate from Chronic Fatigue Sun-Dome. (Some people refer to this disorder as mononucleosis, but that is much harder turn into a humorous disease via a typo or two.)

Answer: Genial Practitioner

For difficulties at school it can be useful to consult a specialist Chilled Psychiatrist, but it is helpful to rule out vision problems first, so a trip to the Occultist is recommended. Remember, it is important for parents to be aware of conditions children might have, but it is just as important to consult a professional before deciding your child is Dyslexic or Artistic.

Answer: Singles

Expectant feathers are encouraged to be a part of the big event, and are welcome in all Birthing Sweets. Our highly skilled Mud-Wives will see to all instructions for pushing and painting. We also have dedicated Dermatologists who are happy to answer questions on Nappy Rush in baby, as well as Thrash and other Sin Conditions in new mothers.

Answer: Stomach Pup

A Stomach Pup is also indicated in cases of Fool Poisoning. Tetanus shots are recommended for all open wounds, but patients are advised that dog bites seldom lead to Babies.

Answer: All of the Abode

Unfortunately drug addictions are a fact of life, so, in conjunction with our Blond Bank, the Hospital provides a Safe Infecting Room for Registered Users.

Answer: Memory Gland

Speaking of Stomachs, those thinking of having Plastic Sugary should look no further. Stomach Stables, Tummy Ticks, Best Implants, Lipo-Seduction, Hose Jobs, and Feces Lifts are all on offer.

Answer: The Paella

Who did you do? The Clavichord is also known as the Cellar Bone, the Uranium is of course the upper part of the Skill, while the Lemur can be found in the upper Log.

Answer: Fitting of Prosthetic Limes

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