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1. Whose profile is this?
Username: StraightShot
Occupation: Freelance financial consultant
Hobbies: Swapping tales, crooning a lusty ballad, quaffing ale with jolly wags at the Blue Boar Inn
Favorite color: Lincoln green
How the world sees me: Many do like me and wish me well, but few call me honest.
Looking for: Stout yeoman to recruit guests and engage in manly sports.
Latest update: I will strip from My Lord Bishop of Hereford only a third of his goods for my band and a third for Sir Richard, that he may redeem his lands. That done, My Lord Bishop may go on his way, albeit a bit lighter in the pocket and mayhap a bit wiser in mind.
2. Whose profile is this?
Username: Squinty
Job: Weaver
Hobbies: Simple things with my daughter my my side: gathering medicinal herbs, picking flowers, gardening, or just sitting and pondering together.
Most important thing I've learned in life: Money can't buy happiness.
Looking for: Old friends from Lantern Yard.
Latest update: I can scarce believe it! When Godfrey Cass ordered the Stone Pit drained, what should they find but the body of his long-missing brother -- and my stolen gold! Now my dear Eppie and I will never have cause to worry about money again.
3. Whose profile is this?
Username: PlainJane
Job: Governess/Teacher
Hobbies: Drawing, speaking French, verbal sparring. There's nothing I enjoy quite so much as a lively argument!
You'll find me wearing: Plain, simple clothes. Nothing fancy, please! Especially not expensive jewelry.
Latest update: I'm really getting to be frightened of that servant, Grace Poole. Aside from her spooky laugh, she's downright dangerous. Last night she tried to burn the master up in his bed! Fortunately I heard her cackling laugh and managed to douse the fire in time.
4. Whose profile is this?
Username: SuperMan
Occupation: Student
Hobbies: I have not the time for something as common and trivial as hobbies!
My friends would describe me as: I have only one friend, and even he can never fully comprehend me. I am not like other people. I am destined for greatness, and as such am free from the shackles of morality that bind ordinary people.
Latest update: How can he know? Yet he must! Why is he taunting me? Or does the blood of that old woman cry out?
5. Whose profile is this?
Username: HalfPint
Job: Seamstress / Teacher / Student
Things I hate: sewing, being cooped up, towns and crowds, snobs
Hobbies: Singing songs with my family while Pa plays his fiddle; reading aloud to my mother and sisters while they do housework; exploring the outdoors. I like to run and play ball but my mother scolds me when she catches me because it's not ladylike. I also love animals, especially horses.
My friends would describe me as: affectionate, a good student, a hard worker. Very quiet -- I only speak when there's something to say.
Latest update: Another blizzard! When will it ever stop? I'm so tired of sitting in the dark kitchen, grinding wheat for dinner, or sitting in the lean-to, twisting hay into sticks to burn. Ma says we must never complain but must be grateful for what we have, but I still wish I could have just a bite of meat or fish, and even a day of school!
6. Whose profile is this?
Username: Metalmouth
Job: Student
Hobbies: Math
Pets: A dog and a kitten
I hate: School, mean kids, bossy teachers, gossips
I love: My family, especially my dad and my little brother, Charles Wallace
Someday I'd like to: Find my father. And get my braces off. And I'll be happy if I was even half as pretty and smart as my mother.
Latest update: I'm not sure we can trust those crazy old ladies, but Charles Wallace has total faith in them. He's always been wise beyond his years.
7. Whose profile is this?
Username: Fortuna's Fool
Job: Bringer of enlightenment, as well as geometry and symmetry
Hobbies: I engage in nothing so crass. My time is more productively spent in the writing of my memoirs. I also make regular forays into the local den of iniquitous entertainment to witness the fall of civilization through the base medium of film.
Looking for: A female counterpart to myself, attuned to geometry and symmetry and able to discourse on all matters philosophical.
Latest update: That minx has sent me yet another missive recounting her low debaucheries, causing yet more spasms of my pyloric valve. O, Fortuna! Why have you spun me so low?
8. Whose profile is this:
Username: TrulyPneumatic
Occupation: Vaccination Worker, Central London Hatchery and Conditioning Centre
Hobbies: Feelies, Obstacle Golf, and Centrifugal Bumblepuppy
Motto: Ending is better than mending.
Looking for: A good time
Latest update: I can't believe Bernard took me to that awful place! And we saw that woman -- that Linda. To think! The same unspeakable thing could have happened to me that happened to her! It's all too horrible, really, to get old and ugly and -- Oh, I can't even say the worst of it! Oh, the obscenity of it all! It never would have happened if she had practiced her Malthusian drills, I'm sure of it! I need to go take some Soma, and get that image out of my mind.
9. Whose profile is this:
Username: HoopyFrood
Job: President of the Galaxy
Favorite Possession: my Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses
Accomplishments: Voted "Worst-Dressed Sentient Being in the Universe" seven consecutive times
Looking for: Good times and my next Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Latest update: The very first time we use the Infinite Probability Drive, what happens? Trillian picks up hitchhikers. And not just any hitchhikers, either -- my semi-cousin (who shares three of the same mothers as me) and the monkey man who was chatting up Trillian when I met her. Trillian says this isn't impossible, just very, very improbable, and that I need to get used to stuff like this.
10. Whose profile is this:
Username: Scout
What I love: Reading, and playing with Dill and Jem
What I hate: School, dresses, and being ladylike
Latest update: Miss Maudie's house burned down last night. Atticus got me out of bed and outside in case the fire spread, and it sure was cold. We have our suspicions about who wrapped that blanket around me, and it gives me the shivers to think about it.
Source: Author
ubermom
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