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1. The lady to my right and a few seats down is young and pretty. "Excuse me," I ask, "but would you mind passing the carrots?"
"'Herr God, Herr Lucifer
Beware
Beware.
Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air.'"
"Geez, lady. Nevermind. I just wanted the carrots." Maybe you will have better luck. What is her name?
2. At the far end of the table a quaint old man appears to be staring at his watch and muttering something about "'St. Mary Woolnoth.'" "Sir, I see that you're staring at your watch. Would you be so kind as to tell me the time?"
"'Time for you and time for me,
And time yet for a hundred indecisions,
And for a hundred visions and revisions,
Before the taking of a toast and tea.'"
"I guess that would be about 11:15, huh?" Why don't you try asking him his name?
3. The knowing gentlemen up the table looks familiar. "Excuse me, have we met?"
"'The calm,
Cool face of the river
Asked me for a kiss.'"
"Pardon me. I may have misheard you."
"'What happens to a dream deferred?
Does it dry up
Like a raisin in the sun?'"
"I thought so. Say, aren't you...?"
4. This is embarassing. The gentlemen on my immediate left has fallen asleep. "Sir. Sir. Is everything Ok? You're snor..."
"'Your thighs are appletrees
whose blossoms touch the sky.
Which sky? The sky
where Watteau hung a lady's
slipper. Your knees
are a southern breeze-or
a gust of snow. Agh! what
sort of man was Fragonard?'"
"My friend, that was T.M.I., too much information." Who was that guy?
5. This is getting stranger by the second. Perhaps a little wine to relax. "Dear friend, could I trouble you to pass me the wine?"
"'Sometimes you hear, fifth-hand,
As epitaph:
He chucked up everything
And just cleared off,
And always the voice will sound
Certain you approve
This audacious, purifying,
Elemental move.'"
"That's ok, my friend. Sounds like you need it more than me." Perhaps he'll pass you the bottle.
6. Although I'm strangely fascinated, it's not clear why we're here or what we're to do. "Pardon me," I ask the man to my right, "Do you know why we're here?"
"'Call the roller of big cigars,
The muscular one, and bid him whip
In kitchen cups concupiscent curds.
Let the wenches dawdle in such dress
As they are used to wear, and let the boys
Bring flowers in last month's newspapers.
Let be be finale of seem.'"
"Really? A simple 'I have no idea' would have sufficed." Who is talking about their concupiscent curds?
7. Why me? All of this and now the guy a few seats up on the right has dipped his beard in his soup. "Excuse me sir, but I see that your beard is in your soup."
"'America this is quite serious.
America this is the impression I get from looking in
the television set.
America is this correct?
I'd better get right down to the job.
It's true I don't want to join the Army or turn lathes
in precision parts factories, I'm nearsighted and
psychopathic anyway.
America I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel.'"
"Sure. That's cool and all. But your beard!" Can you hand him a napkin?
8. There's a pleasant young lady sitting next to the man with his beard in his soup. "Pardon me. Would you mind loaning your napkin to the man with the soupy beard?"
"'I'm Nobody! Who are you?
Are you - Nobody - too?
Then there's a pair of us?
Don't tell! they'd advertise - you know!'"
"Forget it" I said as I threw my napkin at soup-face, but mistakenly hit the pleasant young lady. Who was hit by the napkin?
9. You start to get up and leave. Not that I blame you, but I don't want to be left alone. "Hey" I shout to the guy sitting next to you, "don't let 'em leave."
"'I was trotting along and suddenly
it started raining and snowing
and you said it was hailing
but hailing hits you on the head
hard so it was really snowing and
raining and I was in such a hurry
to meet you but the traffic
was acting exactly like the sky
and suddenly I see a headline
LANA TURNER HAS COLLAPSED!'"
"Lana? I wanted you to grab the person that just left the room." Who made it easy for you to escape my dream?
10. I'm getting tired. No wine, no carrots and I can't get a straight answer from anyone. I now notice the rain against the window pane. "It's raining," I state to no one in particular.
"'(i do not know what it is about you that closes
and opens; only something in me understands
the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses)
nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands.'"
"Thank you. That was beautiful." As I begin to wake and the figures dissipate, I wonder who that was...
Source: Author
themats
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