Comedy Movie Quotes V Trivia Quiz

Answer: Short Circuit

Ben Jabituya (Fisher Stevens) said this to Newton Crosby (Steve Guttenberg) when Newton asked what he thought of Stephanie Speck (Ally Sheedy). "Short Circuit" is a very funny movie with a lot of funny quotes. One of my favorites is when the robot, Number 5, was fighting off some of the other robots; he told one of them, "Hey, Laserlips, your Mama was a snowblower!" But it was Stevens who stole this movie, and also the sequel.

Answer: 48 Hours

Albert Ganz (James Remar) says this to Billy Bear (Sonny Landham) when Billy Bear rides up in his old truck to where Ganz is working on a prison chain gang. Billy Bear pulls out a gun and starts shooting prison guards. Ganz grabs a gun from a dead guard, and the two ride off in Billy's truck. "48 Hours" stars Eddie Murphy and Nick Nolte, and is one of the classic comedy/action films of all time.

Answer: Revenge of the Nerds

Dean Ulich (David Wohl) said this to the freshmen after they were displaced from the freshman dorm to the gymnasium after the Alpha Betas' house burned down. Coach Harris (John Goodman) just rolled his eyes after he heard this. Both Poindexter and Dean Ulich raised their hands, after the Dean posed the question.

Answer: Back to School

Thornton Melon (Rodney Dangerfield) said this to his driver/bodyguard, Lou (Burt Young), when they went to Grand Lakes University to visit Thornton's son. They didn't know the name of the son's fraternity. When Lou asked, "Don't you know any Greek?", Thornton responded with the above quote. "Back to School" is a classic from 1986.

Answer: Mr. Deeds

Emilio Lopez (John Turturro) said this when Deeds (Adam Sandler) showed him the "Blackfoot" for the first time. Deeds suffered severe frostbite on his foot when he was a child, and the foot was left with no sensation. To prove this, Deeds had Emilio smack the foot with a fireplace poker several times, to which Deeds did not flinch.

Answer: Monty Python's Life of Brian

Pontius Pilate (Michael Palin) said this after Brian (Graham Chapman) was captured by the Romans. Brian told them that his estranged father was a Roman who went by the name of Naughtius Maximus. The Centurion (John Cleese) tried to tell Pilate that this name is obviously made up; "It's a joke, like Sillius Soddus or Biggus Dickus".

The other Roman guards could not control their laughter at the mere mention of this name, to which Pilate responded, "Wait until Biggus Dickus hears of this!" As it turned out, Pilate actually did have a friend by that name; he appeared later in the movie, also played by Graham Chapman.

Answer: There's Something About Mary

Ted Stroehmann (Ben Stiller) said this to the cops during his interrogation after he arrested at the interstate rest area. Those rest areas are gathering places for homosexuals, you know.

Answer: Better Off Dead

Charles DeMar (Curtis Armstrong) said this to Lane Meyer (John Cusack) when Lane was still depressed about his girlfriend having broken up with him. DeMar gave Lane some advice to help him win her back. Armstrong was absolutely hilarious in this very underrated classic comedy. Cusack was very funny, too.

Answer: Analyze That

Laura Sobel (Lisa Kudrow) said this after her and Dr. Ben Sobel (Billy Crystal) returned home from having dinner. An attempt was made on the life of mobster Paul Vitti (Robert De Niro) at the restaurant. This movie started out slow but was actually a pretty good sequel.

Answer: The Cable Guy

The Cable Guy, aka Chip Douglas, (Jim Carrey) said this at the party just before he was about to take his turn at Karaoke. He actually did a pretty cool rendition of the Airplane's "Somebody to Love", using a type of throat-warbling to make him sound something like Grace Slick.

Answer: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey) said this after Dan Marino (himself) pointed out that Lieutenant Einhorn (Sean Young) was "hiding the candy". In the back of her underwear was a large male unit. All the onlookers, including police, SWAT team, Dan Marino, and Snowflake the Dolphin, spat at the sight of it, because at some time in the past each of them had kissed her (or worse).

The theme from "The Crying Game" began to play. This was a most heart wrenching (and stomach turning) scene, and, very surprisingly, did not garner an Oscar nomination for either Carrey or Young.

Answer: Major League

Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) said this at the fancy French restaurant where the three teammates went to dine. Vaughn was wearing a denim shirt with the sleeves cut off and a tie, which was required dress code at the restaurant. "Major League" also starred Wesley Snipes and Tom Berenger.

Answer: The Jerk

Navin Johnson (Steve Martin) said this after Billy went for a joyride on the miniature train at the carnival. Navin chased him around the track yelling the above quote. The "ugghhh" was when Navin bashed his skull off the tunnel. This is how he met his future wife, though.

Answer: Trading Places

Louis Winthorpe III (Dan Aykroyd) is 'First Man' and Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) is 'Second Man'. This exchange took place when they were on the train and disguised with black face paint, dreadlocks, and African cultural attire. They acted as if they had only met each other once in the past, but it was just a plot to trick the evil Clarence Beeks (Paul Gleason). "Ma-bulee ma-bulee, ma-bulee, Hah! Ma-bulee, ma-bulee, ma-bulee, Hah!" "Trading Places" is definitely one of the funniest movies of all time, and makes a run at "Animal House" and "Caddyshack" for the top spot.

Answer: Weird Science

Chet Donnelly (Bill Paxton) said this to Gary (Anthony Michael Hall) after Chet came home and saw the house trashed from the party thrown by Gary and Wyatt (Ilan Mitchell-Smith). Chet found Gary and his new girlfriend sleeping in the bed together. Chet aimed a shotgun at the two of them and uttered the above quote. Chet was quite upset because it was snowing in his room and that his Nanny and Grampy were not "having fun being comatose in a closet". Paxton was hilarious as Chet.