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1. "Next to lunch and dinner, breakfast is the most important meal of the day."
2. "This is the year that Finklestein beats 'The Stomach'!"
3. "Why do things like this always happen to me? What kind of host invites you over for the weekend and dies on you?"
4. "Look, if I were joking, I would have said, 'What do you do to an elephant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhino.'"
5. "Who's done more research than the good people at the American Tobacco Industry? They say it's harmless; why would they lie? If you're dead, you can't smoke."
6. "Hey, wait a minute, man. Every time I do coke, you get on that 'every-time-I-do-coke' rap, man."
7. "You have disgraced yourself and you must be punished. Confine yourself to our royal suite at the Waldorf-Astoria. And see that he puts on some decent attire. And I want you to bathe him thoroughly."
8. "You mean to tell me that you could positively identify the two defendants for a total of two seconds while looking through this dirty window, this crud-covered screen, these trees with all these leaves, and, I don't know, how many bushes?"
9. "That won't work; he's a Ballchinian!"
10. "Do you have change for a dollar? All I have are these damn Nepalese coins."
11. Man: "You know, blackjack is the only game where a good player has a mathematical advantage over the house."
Woman: "Really? Are you a professional?"
Man: "No. Are you?"
12. "I'll tell you what. We'll tell Fred that you were doing a great job taking care of his car. But you parked it out back last night, and in the morning it was gone. We report it to the police, D-Day takes care of the wreck, and your brother's insurance company buys him a new car."
13. "How about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the novelty machine in the men's room? I mean, those are fun even when you're alone. We're talkin' the hula hoop of the nineties."
14. "I brought you some more videos. You've got your choice of porno or monster trucks. Oh, and I got one that's both."
15. "I can't accept this; I don't believe in guns. When my brothers and I would play Cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker."
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