In and Out Trivia Quiz

Answer: Cameron Drake

Cameron Drake (Matt Dillon) is nominated for an Oscar for his movie 'To Serve and Protect,' in which he plays a homosexual soldier. The other nominees are Clint Eastwood for 'Coot', Paul Newman for 'Codger', Michael Douglas for 'Primary Urges' and Steven Seagal for 'Snowball in Hell.'

Answer: he outs Howard

Cameron outs Howard, who is at home watching the broadcast with his fiancee, Emily (played by Joan Cusack). His parents show up almost immediately, and when Howard says he might sue Cameron, his father says, 'Get Johnnie Cochran, not that woman'.

Answer: English

Howard teaches English at Greenleaf High School. One of his students launches a paper airplane at him that says 'Best Actress: Mr. Brackett,' and another student calls him 'prissy'.

Answer: Prissy

When Mike says Howard's 'prissy,' Howard responds in a high-pitched, slightly girly voice 'PRISSY?'

Answer: Inside Hollywood

Peter Malloy works for 'Inside Hollywood'. He confronts Howard in the diner when he is trying to have dinner and complains about his ratings and how they want him blonde. Howard says 'With your coloring?'

Answer: true

Although he isn't Catholic, he goes to confession. He tells the whole story about what's been happening to him from third person. When he tells the priest that he and Emily have been engaged for eight years and haven't done anything, the priest says 'Your friend must go to her'...

Answer: Heroin

Bernice says that she needs a wedding with cake and flowers before she dies. It's like heroin. :)

Answer: Walter

The actor who plays Walter, Gregory Jbara, is hilarious.

Answer: Dance

OK...I know it could have been any of the listed ones, but the correct answer is dance. The tape tells him that all the real manly men (John Wayne, Arnold Schwarzenegger) don't dance. Arnold Schwarzenegger can barely walk! (Case in point: Arnold does dance. Watch 'Twins') :)

Answer: window treatment

This is the only one that Howard says enthusiastically, then he gets frustrated when he finds out that it's a trick.

Answer: 'I Will Survive'

He starts dancing and can't stop! He shakes his booty all over the house and really gets into it. Through the whole scene the tape implores him to 'Stop dancing, you pantywaist!' and when the song ends, the tape asks him in a doubtful voice, 'How did you do?'

Answer: Funny Girl

When he shows up, they pull a giant inflatable doll out from behind them, they're obviously ready to have a good time. And then when he finds out that the movie they have is 'Funny Girl', albeit complete and uncut, he gets a little irked - to say it lightly.

Answer: She was too old for Yentl

When he says that Barbra was too old for Yentl, Howard gets really mad at him!

Answer: Bridal Barn

She gets her dress from The Bridal Barn. The owner of the shop cracks me up, she's so funny. :)

Answer: Your mom's an alcoholic

Turns out the little girl's mom was right, the wedding didn't last. In fact, it never even got off the ground to begin with.

Answer: True

After Emily gives him a heartfelt 'I do', Howard announces to everyone that he's gay. Emily runs off in tears. Later when Howard is trying to console her, she asks him if 'THERE WAS A BETTER TIME FOR YOU TO HAVE TOLD ME THIS? I'M IN A WEDDING DRESS! WHICH YOU PICKED OUT!' She also bursts into the church and asks them if they know how many times she's had to watch 'Funny Lady'.

Answer: eat something

Cam tells Sonja to eat something, because she looks like a swizzle stick (I love that line). She threatens that she's going to call her agent, and then starts to whine when she finds out the phone is a rotary. She has no idea how to use it.

Answer: Emily

Emily throws herself in the middle of the road, wailing that she needs a heterosexual man, CODE RED! Cam nearly hits her as he cruises down the street.

Answer: Howard gets an award for being 'teacher of the year'

The whole auditorium announces their homosexuality in support of Howard. All his students, his brother, his parents, and the citizens of the town 'out' themselves.

Answer: Howard's parents

Howard's parents don't exactly get married, but they do renew their vows for another fifty years. After the wedding, they all dance to 'Macho Man' - very funny.