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Quiz about Lord of the Rings Quotes Sort Of

"Lord of the Rings" Quotes, Sort Of Quiz

Let me explain this. I like to play with wav files, and I've warped a few "Lord of the Rings" wav files. I'll give you some of my warped quotes, and you tell me what the real quote should be and who said it. Enjoy!

A multiple-choice quiz by Jacifan. Estimated time: 5 mins.

Author
Jacifan

Time
5 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
106,543

Updated
Jan 21 23

# Qns
25

Difficulty
Easy

Avg Score
22 / 25

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7552

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Question 1 of 25

1. "Today is my 11th birthday!"

What is the real quote, and who said it? Hint

"Today is my 111th birthday," Bilbo

"Today is not my 11th birthday," Bilbo

"Today is my 111th birthday," Frodo

"Today is your 11th birthday," Gandalf

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Question 2 of 25

2. "'There and Back Again'... Bilbo Baggins' tale by a hobbit."

Who was the speaker, and what was really said? Hint

"Bilbo Baggins tells his tale to a hobbit," Boromir

"A Hobbit's Tale by Bilbo Baggins," Frodo

"I went there and came back again," Legolas

"The tale of Bilbo Baggins, a hobbit," Bilbo

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Question 3 of 25

3. "Oh, you're probably usual, right."

Who said this, sort of? Hint

"Oh, you're probably right, as usual," Bilbo

"Oh, right, you're unusual," Merry

"Oh, usually you're right," Bilbo

"Right, that's unusual," Barliman Butterbur

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Question 4 of 25

4. "You need breakfast on this sort of mission." Here, what phrase did I replace with "breakfast"? Hint

"people of intelligence"

"noble hobbits"

"me and my friend"

"people willing to work"

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Question 5 of 25

5. "I'm Gandalf. I know I don't look it, but I'm beginning to feel it in my heart." What's the quote that I changed here and who said it? Hint

"I'm surprised at you, Gandalf," Saruman

"I'm Gandalf, but then you already knew that," Gandalf

"I'm old, Gandalf," Bilbo

"I'm certainly not Gandalf," Boromir

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Question 6 of 25

6. "If you claim him, come and want him." I switched "claim" and "want" around and got this odd wav file. Who said the original quote? Hint

Gandalf

Galadriel

Arwen

Aragorn

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Question 7 of 25

7. "No one knows Gandalf, do they?"

What was really said, and by whom? Hint

"No one knows it's here, do they, Gandalf," Frodo

"No one knows this side of Gandalf," Saruman

"No one knows anything about Gandalf," Sam

"No one knows what happened to Gandalf," Celeborn

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Question 8 of 25

8. "The quest stands upon the edge of a knife, and it will fail, to the ruin of all." What phrase was cut out here? Hint

"stray but a little"

"I am sure"

"if you are not careful"

"it is very likely"

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Question 9 of 25

9. "There is evil sleep." True or false: the real quote, said at Elrond's council, was said by Boromir.

True

False

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Question 10 of 25

10. "Mithril. As light as dragon scales, and as hard as a feather." Obviously this isn't how mithril really works, but who said it? Hint

Bilbo

Gimli

Gandalf

Aragorn

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Question 11 of 25

11. "I would rather face all the ages of this world alone than share one lifetime with you." This is awfully insulting... who was the real version of the quote said to? Hint

Aragorn

Galadriel

Arwen

Sam

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Question 12 of 25

12. One of my wav files had Gandalf saying, "Keep it safe. Is it safe?" What were the real lines and who were they said to? Hint

"Keep it secret, keep it safe," "Is it secret? Is it safe?" Frodo

"Keep it safe, keep it secret," "Is it safe? Is it secret?" Saruman

"Please keep it safe," "I ask you if it is safe," Aragorn

"It is to be kept safe," "Has it been kept safe?" Elrond

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Question 13 of 25

13. "In place of a dark lord, you would have a knife." What would they really have, and who said it? Hint

"great king," Saruman

"darker lord," Elrond

"peaceful world," Sam

"queen," Galadriel

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Question 14 of 25

14. "My sword." "My bow." "My axe!" What words are missing from this quote? Hint

"I pledge," "I also pledge," "I pledge."

"I give," "And I give," "And."

"You have," "And you have," "And."

"I forgot," "I forgot," "Oh dear."

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Question 15 of 25

15. "This is a tomb. It's mine." The real quote is, "This is no mine. It's a tomb." But who said it? Hint

Aragorn

Legolas

Boromir

Gandalf

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Question 16 of 25

16. "The dwarf breathes in the dark." What words are missing here, and who said it? Hint

"His anger and folly," Legolas

"So loud we could have shot him," Haldir

"So I shall overlook it," Celeborn

"But it is not his own," Arwen

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Question 17 of 25

17. "I have a hawk and a fox." Who said this, and what did he really mean? Hint

"The speed of a hawk and the cunning of a fox," Pippin

"The eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox," Gimli

"The wisdom of a hawk and the speed of a fox," Gandalf

"The wings of a hawk and the brain of a fox," Sam

18. "What about elevensies? Second elevensies? Luncheon? Second luncheon? Afternoon tea? Second afternoon tea? Dinner? Second dinner? Supper? Second supper?" All right, so the character didn't ask for quite so much in the movie -- but what character said this? Hint

Pippin

Farmer Maggot

Merry

Barliman Butterbur

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Question 19 of 25

19. "Soon you will see the fabled hospitality of the dwarves -- roaring meat off the bone!" What "roaring" thing would they really see? Hint

fires

animals

slaves

stoves

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Question 20 of 25

20. "You are a Frodo." Well, this is very true, but what did Galadriel really say Frodo was? Hint

a hobbit

a ringbearer

a hobbit of great intelligence

a creature of great strength

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Question 21 of 25

21. "Toss a dwarf." Gimli really said, "No one tosses a dwarf!" But where did he say this? Hint

Moria

Lothlorien

Rohan

Rivendell

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Question 22 of 25

22. "You are full of Baggins!" says Gimli in Moria. Or, well, what is Frodo really full of? Hint

hot air

surprises

wisdom

strength

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Question 23 of 25

23. "The quest stands upon the edge of a dark lord." Who said this, and who was the first half of the sentence said to? Hint

Elrond, the Fellowship

Aragorn, Boromir

Gandalf, Frodo

Galadriel, the Fellowship

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Question 24 of 25

24. Frodo's line, "I do not know the way," became "No way." Where did he not know the way to? Hint

the Inn

Rivendell

Mount Doom

Lothlorien

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Question 25 of 25

25. "I do fear them." Who says this, and what does she fear (or, in the real quote, NOT fear)? Hint

Arwen, the ring-wraiths

Arwen, the orcs

Galadriel, the ring-wraiths

Galadriel, the orcs

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. "Today is my 11th birthday!" What is the real quote, and who said it?

Answer: "Today is my 111th birthday," Bilbo

Bilbo says this at his birthday party.

2. "'There and Back Again'... Bilbo Baggins' tale by a hobbit." Who was the speaker, and what was really said?

Answer: "A Hobbit's Tale by Bilbo Baggins," Frodo

It is the name of Bilbo's book. Frodo reads it out loud.

3. "Oh, you're probably usual, right." Who said this, sort of?

Answer: "Oh, you're probably right, as usual," Bilbo

Bilbo says this to Gandalf.

4. "You need breakfast on this sort of mission." Here, what phrase did I replace with "breakfast"?

Answer: "people of intelligence"

Pippin said this one at the council of Elrond, explaining why he and Merry should go along.

5. "I'm Gandalf. I know I don't look it, but I'm beginning to feel it in my heart." What's the quote that I changed here and who said it?

Answer: "I'm old, Gandalf," Bilbo

"I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter spread over too much bread."

6. "If you claim him, come and want him." I switched "claim" and "want" around and got this odd wav file. Who said the original quote?

Answer: Arwen

She said it to the ring-wraiths who were trying to get and destroy Frodo. She was carrying Frodo to her father, who could cure Frodo of his stab wound.

7. "No one knows Gandalf, do they?" What was really said, and by whom?

Answer: "No one knows it's here, do they, Gandalf," Frodo

Frodo plans to hide it in his home, but Gandalf tells him that Gollum has revealed that the ring was in the Shire.

8. "The quest stands upon the edge of a knife, and it will fail, to the ruin of all." What phrase was cut out here?

Answer: "stray but a little"

Galadriel said this to the Fellowship at Lothlorien. The real line is "Stray but a little and it will fail," but the warped version is awfully discouraging!

9. "There is evil sleep." True or false: the real quote, said at Elrond's council, was said by Boromir.

Answer: True

The real quote is "There is evil there that does not sleep." He talks about how horrible Mordor is and how it would be nearly impossible to go in to destroy the ring.

10. "Mithril. As light as dragon scales, and as hard as a feather." Obviously this isn't how mithril really works, but who said it?

Answer: Bilbo

Bilbo gave Frodo a sword and a mithril shirt to protect him on his journey to Mount Doom.

11. "I would rather face all the ages of this world alone than share one lifetime with you." This is awfully insulting... who was the real version of the quote said to?

Answer: Aragorn

Arwen told him she would give up her immortal life and bind herself to him. But the warped version is far less sweet.

12. One of my wav files had Gandalf saying, "Keep it safe. Is it safe?" What were the real lines and who were they said to?

Answer: "Keep it secret, keep it safe," "Is it secret? Is it safe?" Frodo

He said, "Keep it secret, keep it safe," to Frodo when he went to go find info about the ring. Immediately upon his return, he asked, "Is it secret? Is it safe?"

13. "In place of a dark lord, you would have a knife." What would they really have, and who said it?

Answer: "queen," Galadriel

Frodo offered Galadriel the ring, and she began to speak ecstatically of what she would do if she got the ring. After a moment, she stopped, regained control of herself, and refused the ring, content to remain as she was.

14. "My sword." "My bow." "My axe!" What words are missing from this quote?

Answer: "You have," "And you have," "And."

Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli swore to protect Frodo by any means they could.

15. "This is a tomb. It's mine." The real quote is, "This is no mine. It's a tomb." But who said it?

Answer: Boromir

He said it as the Fellowship entered the Mines of Moria and found skeletons lying everywhere.

16. "The dwarf breathes in the dark." What words are missing here, and who said it?

Answer: "So loud we could have shot him," Haldir

Haldir mocks Gimli's staunch avowal that no elf can take him by surprise.

17. "I have a hawk and a fox." Who said this, and what did he really mean?

Answer: "The eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox," Gimli

He said this just before a group of elves took him by surprise in the woods of Lothlorien.

Answer: Pippin

Merry, slightly wiser than his friend, advised him not to count on Aragorn's being sympathetic to the hobbits' eating habits.

19. "Soon you will see the fabled hospitality of the dwarves -- roaring meat off the bone!" What "roaring" thing would they really see?

Answer: fires

Gimli said this as the Fellowship made its way through Moria.

20. "You are a Frodo." Well, this is very true, but what did Galadriel really say Frodo was?

Answer: a ringbearer

"To bear a ring of power," she reminds him, "is to be alone."

21. "Toss a dwarf." Gimli really said, "No one tosses a dwarf!" But where did he say this?

Answer: Moria

Aragorn tosses Sam across the huge gap, but Gimli refuses help. He almost goes over the edge.

22. "You are full of Baggins!" says Gimli in Moria. Or, well, what is Frodo really full of?

Answer: surprises

Frodo was supposed to have been killed when he was stabbed with an enormously long spear... but he had his shirt of Mithril on underneath, and so was barely scratched.

23. "The quest stands upon the edge of a dark lord." Who said this, and who was the first half of the sentence said to?

Answer: Galadriel, the Fellowship

Galadriel tells the Fellowship how easy it will be for them to fail, but tells them that there is still hope.

24. Frodo's line, "I do not know the way," became "No way." Where did he not know the way to?

Answer: Mount Doom

He tells the group that he will take the ring to Mount Doom to destroy it, but he does not know the way.

25. "I do fear them." Who says this, and what does she fear (or, in the real quote, NOT fear)?

Answer: Arwen, the ring-wraiths

Arwen offers to take Frodo to her father. When Aragorn expresses his concern that the ring-wraiths are still around, she tells him she does not fear them. Well, hope you enjoyed my quiz! Thanks for playing!

Source: Author Jacifan

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