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Monty Python Quotes Trivia Quiz

Complete these quotes from famous Monty Python movies (i.e. not from the 'Flying Circus' series).

A multiple-choice quiz by Jesterhat. Estimated time: 4 mins.

Author
Jesterhat

Time
4 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
172,021

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
8 / 10

Plays
5090

Awards
Top 35% Quiz

Last 3 plays: Guest 174 (6/10), Guest 71 (5/10), Guest 163 (9/10).

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Question 1 of 10

1. Complete the quote said amid crucifixion:
"Always look on the ______." Hint

right side of life

dark side of the force

bright side of life

bright side of strife

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Question 2 of 10

2. Complete the quote regarding inherited wealth in England:
1) "One day lad, all this will be yours."
2) "What? The ______?" Hint

curtains

gold

pillows

kingdom

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Question 3 of 10

3. Complete the quote from a very sickening restaurant scene:
"Look out! It's Mr ______." Hint

Bush

Creosote

Farthington

Spam

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Question 4 of 10

4. Complete the quote from a scene regarding correct Latin grammar:
"Romanes eunt domus? People called Romans they go the ______?" Hint

down

toilet

house

dome

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Question 5 of 10

5. Complete the quote that involves using weapons of mass destruction against little bunnies:
"Bring up the Holy ______ of Antioch!" Hint

dish-cloth

hand grenade

tank

water

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Question 6 of 10

6. Complete the quote from a scene involving groups who hate the Romans:
1) "Are you the Judean People's Front?"
2) "No. We're the ______." Hint

Judean Popular People's Front

Mafia

Front of Popular Judeans

People's Front of Judea

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Question 7 of 10

7. Complete the quote regarding door-to-door organ harvesting:
"Hello ma'am. Can we 'ave your ______?" Hint

heart

spam

cat

liver

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Question 8 of 10

8. Complete the quote from a misheard sermon on the mount:
"You'd better listen up. There may be a part in there about 'Blessed are the ______'" Hint

goldfish

cheese makers

big noses

peace makers

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Question 9 of 10

9. Complete the quote from a hilarious bridgekeeper scene:
1) "How do you know so much about swallows?"
2) "Well, you have to know these things when you're a ______." Hint

king

biologist

avarian

director

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Question 10 of 10

10. Complete the quote regarding religious differences and contraception:
"Every sperm is ______." Hint

special

sacred

Catholic

Protestant

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Most Recent Scores

Nov 18 2024 : Guest 174: 6/10
Nov 09 2024 : Guest 71: 5/10
Oct 31 2024 : Guest 163: 9/10
Oct 27 2024 : Guest 8: 9/10
Oct 25 2024 : bfletchmo: 3/10
Oct 20 2024 : Guest 101: 5/10
Oct 14 2024 : Guest 72: 7/10
Oct 08 2024 : Guest 209: 4/10
Oct 08 2024 : Guest 71: 3/10

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Complete the quote said amid crucifixion: "Always look on the ______."

Answer: bright side of life

From the 'Life of Brian'. Sung by Eric Idle when Brian is being crucified.

2. Complete the quote regarding inherited wealth in England: 1) "One day lad, all this will be yours." 2) "What? The ______?"

Answer: curtains

From 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'. This is said by Prince Herbert to his father the King, on the day he doesn't want to get married. He'd rather just sing.

3. Complete the quote from a very sickening restaurant scene: "Look out! It's Mr ______."

Answer: Creosote

From 'The Meaning of Life'. The waiter warns the staff of the arrival of the very large and very hungry Mr Creosote.

4. Complete the quote from a scene regarding correct Latin grammar: "Romanes eunt domus? People called Romans they go the ______?"

Answer: house

From the 'Life of Brian'. Here a Centurion berates Brian for his incorrect use of Latin.

5. Complete the quote that involves using weapons of mass destruction against little bunnies: "Bring up the Holy ______ of Antioch!"

Answer: hand grenade

From 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'. Said by King Arthur when heavy artillery is needed to remove a particularly nasty bunny.

6. Complete the quote from a scene involving groups who hate the Romans: 1) "Are you the Judean People's Front?" 2) "No. We're the ______."

Answer: People's Front of Judea

From 'Life of Brian'. Reg and his crew (the PFJ) scorn Brian for his assumption that they are the JPF (who the PFJ hate).

7. Complete the quote regarding door-to-door organ harvesting: "Hello ma'am. Can we 'ave your ______?"

Answer: liver

From 'The Meaning of Life'. Said by the organ-harvesting butcher to the housewife just before Eric Idle's 'Galaxy Song'.

8. Complete the quote from a misheard sermon on the mount: "You'd better listen up. There may be a part in there about 'Blessed are the ______'"

Answer: big noses

From the 'Life of Brian'. One of the listeners at the Sermon on the Mount says this to Michael Palin, who does have a big nose but won't admit it.

9. Complete the quote from a hilarious bridgekeeper scene: 1) "How do you know so much about swallows?" 2) "Well, you have to know these things when you're a ______."

Answer: king

From 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'. King Arthur says this to Sir Bedivere after Arthur outwits the Bridgekeeper at his own deadly question game.

10. Complete the quote regarding religious differences and contraception: "Every sperm is ______."

Answer: sacred

From 'The Meaning of Life'. The Catholic father says this to his son while explaining that Protestants (who use contraception) are sinful.

Source: Author Jesterhat

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