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1. "I was born in Jerusalem, next door to Jesus. At the age of 30 I joined the People's Front of Judea. Oh, and one more thing, I'm not a Roman, I'm Jewish!"
2. "Don't grovel! I hate groveling and don't avert your eyes! *sigh* Such actions depress me, just like those miserable psalms."
3. "I love a good meal, especially accompanied by six crates of ale. The chef just better not skip on the pate, and that waiter had best bring a bucket."
4. "I'm a skilled swordfighter, even when my limbs get hacked off. Just don't cross my bridge!"
5. "Don't ask me questions about my presence here! Why should I listen to you, you silly ka-niggit? And one more thing, go away or I'll throw a goat at you!"
6. "I am the leader of the Womans in Jewusalem. Evewy year I welease a pwisoner for the Jews. For some weason though, they always ask for Weginald, Wudolph and Wobert."
7. "My top priority is the removal of the Roman presence in Jerusalem. I'm a forerunner of the People's Front of Judea. The only thing is Reg and the other members never DO anything, they just discuss!"
8. "I love shrubberies and I've always wanted to see someone chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with not an axe, but a herring. Just don't say the forbidden word!"
9. "My liege is King Arthur, my passion is science and philosophy. Did you know the earth is banana-shaped? Oh, and a good tactic for sneaking into a castle is inside a large, wooden rabbit."
10. "I am a sorcerer of sorts, my favorite tricks involving explosions and fire. Only one thing frightens me--the foul guardian of the cave in which lies the directions for the Holy Grail. This guardian has big, sharp pointy teeth!"
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