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1. "Is your mom married to Mr. Rogers?"
2. "Do we call you Nick, or Mr. Dick?"
3. "Yeah, and baby fish-mouth is sweeping the nation!"
4. "That's ok Baby, I went slumming too."
5. Man: "Seems there's a couple of numbers missing on your social security number."
Man 2: "Uh, uhhhh, 12."
6. "Well enough about me, let's talk about you. What do you think about me?"
7. "Let me give you a tip, I'm a sure thing."
8. "You need a license to drive, hell you even need a license to fish, but they'll let [anyone] be a father!"
9. "I have a brain for business and a body for sin."
10. Man: "I cain't read!"
Woman: "Now stop saying that, you're gonna make me mad! I was a teacher and I taught some of the stupidest kids God put on this earth. Now, what letter sounds like rrrr?"
Man: "Uh, arra?"
11. "I tried cybersex once, I kept getting a busy signal."
12. "You know I love you more than my luggage."
13. "I'm off like a dirty shirt!"
14. "I mean she's gorgeous, smart, popular, and obviously in the middle of some emotional shootout to consent to date the human tater tot!"
15. Man: "Cheer up, remember what Monty Python says."
Woman: "Always look at the bright side of life?"
Man: "No. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
16. "There'll be absolutely no partying in this hall between the hours of 5 and 6 in the morning without my expressed written permission."
17. "What are you, the happiness guru?"
18. "My dad's been captured by a ho!"
19. "I'll give you a thousand bucks if you'll do it!"
20. Man: "I think we need a few more drinks."
Woman: "To break the ice?"
Man: "Nah, to kill the bug you have up your...!"
21. Man: "It's okay, the wet look is in..."
22. "No more yanky my wanky!"
23. "I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."
24. "We're not falling for the banana in the tailpipe!"
25. "And one time, at band camp..."
Source: Author
Tita
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