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Confessions Part Three Trivia Quiz

"Confessions Part Three" is a parody of Usher's "Confessions" by "Weird" Al Yankovic. It appears on 2006's "Straight Outta Lynwood".

A multiple-choice quiz by anthonyrappfan. Estimated time: 4 mins.

Author
anthonyrappfan

Time
4 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
251,402

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
8 / 10

Plays
754

Awards
Top 20% Quiz

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Question 1 of 10

1. In addition to trying out his lover's chapstick, what else did the singer experiment with? Hint

Her makeup

Her tweezers

Her clothes

Her nosehair trimmer

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Question 2 of 10

2. The diamond ring is fake.

True

False

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Question 3 of 10

3. Which family pet was the unfortunate victim when the singer had too much to drink? Hint

The parrot

The cat

The fish

The dog

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Question 4 of 10

4. Complete the lyric: "Oh and sometimes in private, I really like to dress up as ________
__________ and spank myself with a hockey stick."

Answer: (Two Words, child star)

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Question 5 of 10

5. What did the singer remove using his lover's toothbrush? Hint

Sink rust

Bathroom grout

The ring around the toilet bowl

Dried snot

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Question 6 of 10

6. The singer has a good relationship with his boss.

True

False

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Question 7 of 10

7. How long has the singer gone without changing his underwear? Hint

27 days

7 days

14 days

37 days

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Question 8 of 10

8. The singer confuses his lover's name. What is his first guess? Hint

Bridget

Polly

Amy

Debbie

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Question 9 of 10

9. What happened to the buttered toast? Hint

The singer burnt it very badly

The singer dropped it on the floor and then ate it anyway

The singer dropped it on the floor and then gave it to his lover anyway

The singer dropped it on the floor and made the dog eat it

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Question 10 of 10

10. Does the dress make the singer's lover look fat?

Yes

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. In addition to trying out his lover's chapstick, what else did the singer experiment with?

Answer: Her nosehair trimmer

"I borrowed your chapstick from you
I tried out your nose hair trimmer too."

2. The diamond ring is fake.

Answer: True

The diamond ring is actually cubic zirconium. Cubic zirconium is widely used as a diamond substitute, but is a little softer than actual diamond.

3. Which family pet was the unfortunate victim when the singer had too much to drink?

Answer: The dog

"I threw up on your dog last time I had too much to drink." admits the singer.

4. Complete the lyric: "Oh and sometimes in private, I really like to dress up as ________ __________ and spank myself with a hockey stick."

Answer: Shirley Temple

This is by far the most disturbing confession in the entire song. No wonder his girlfriend is mad at him at the end of the song!

5. What did the singer remove using his lover's toothbrush?

Answer: Bathroom grout

"Baby forgive me I'm still trying to figure out
Why I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grout."

6. The singer has a good relationship with his boss.

Answer: False

"My boss thinks I'm a jerk
Didn't get that raise!"

proclaims the singer as one of his more mundane confessions.

7. How long has the singer gone without changing his underwear?

Answer: 27 days

I'm fairly certain this is a record even among us guys!

8. The singer confuses his lover's name. What is his first guess?

Answer: Debbie

"I'm so sorry Debbie, I mean Bridget!"

9. What happened to the buttered toast?

Answer: The singer dropped it on the floor and then gave it to his lover anyway

Well, it was nice of him to make toast for her anyway. I made my girlfriend dinner last night and because we listen to this song so much, her first reaction was not surprise but suspicion!

10. Does the dress make the singer's lover look fat?

Answer: Yes

"And I lied, yes that dress makes you look fat!"

I think that is one of the worst things you could ever say to a lady, even if she asks for your opinion.

Source: Author anthonyrappfan

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