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The Lonesome Kicker Trivia Quiz

This quiz is about Adam Sandler's song "The Lonesome Kicker". I think it is a very funny song- good luck all.

A multiple-choice quiz by pointyman. Estimated time: 6 mins.

Author
pointyman

Time
6 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
138,820

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
25

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
17 / 25

Plays
322

One at a Time - Single Page - Timed Game

Question 1 of 25

1. Let's start off with an easy one. "Me, I'm the ___________________."

Answer: (Two Words)

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Question 2 of 25

2. "_____________________, field goals at your service". Hint

Fake plays

Kick offs

Extra points

First downs

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Question 3 of 25

3. "One might think it comes with _____."

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 4 of 25

4. "You might think different after you listen to my _____."

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 5 of 25

5. "My helmet is equipped with _____." Hint

No chinstrap

No face mask

A tiny face mask

A chinstrap

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Question 6 of 25

6. What piece of equipment do the other guys on his team make fun of? Hint

Helmet

Jock strap

Shoes

Shoulder pads

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Question 7 of 25

7. What do the other players hide from the Lonesome Kicker? Hint

Jock strap

Snow shoes

Helmet

Shoulder pads

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Question 8 of 25

8. "People think it's so easy to kick a field goal from the _____ yard line."

Answer: (One Word (or number))

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Question 9 of 25

9. "They forget to add _____ yards for the snap and 10 more 'cause the goal posts are pushed way back."
Hint

Ten

Twelve

Five

Seven

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Question 10 of 25

10. "In _____, the uprights were right on the goal line but some of the players were running into them and getting hurt."

Answer: (4 Digit Year)

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Question 11 of 25

11. "So screw the _____, who cares about the _____?"

Answer: (One Word (same word for both blanks))

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Question 12 of 25

12. "But I kick that ball and I _____."
Hint

Hope it goes straight

Hope it goes through

Watch it go straight

Pray it goes straight

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Question 13 of 25

13. If it does the coach says "Good job, number _____."

Answer: (One Word (or number))

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Question 14 of 25

14. "He doesn't even know my name is _____ Kristacovitchlalinski, Jr."
Hint

Peter

Andre

William

Kris

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Question 15 of 25

15. "But that's the life I live, ________________."

Answer: (Three Words)

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Question 16 of 25

16. " _____ can be so very scary." Hint

Extra points

Touch downs

Field goals

Kick offs

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Question 17 of 25

17. "Especially, if the _____ breaks on through." Hint

Runner

Football

Kicker

Returner

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Question 18 of 25

18. "And I'm the only guy on the playing field left to _____ him." Hint

Stop

Tackle

Catch

Injure

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Question 19 of 25

19. "I don't want to get hurt so _____."
Hint

I fake a groin pull

I get out of the way

I let him go on by

I pretend to tie my shoe

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Question 20 of 25

20. "Once again, I'm _____ by my teammates and all my coaches." Hint

Praised

Lectured

Passed by

Ignored

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Question 21 of 25

21. What do the fans scream at the Lonesome Kicker? Hint

You stink!

Go back where you came from!

Go back to Russia!

You cost us the game!

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Question 22 of 25

22. How many fans scream at the Lonesome Kicker? Hint

20,000

100,000

70,000

50,000

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Question 23 of 25

23. How does the Lonesome Kicker think he could "win their love back"? Hint

Catching a winning touchdown

Throwing a winning touchdown

Kicking a winning field goal

Not missing a field goal

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Question 24 of 25

24. "But, unfortunately, I was born with these very small _____." Hint

feet

hands

arms

legs

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Question 25 of 25

25. For which team does the Lonesome Kicker play? Hint

Never says

Pittsburgh Steelers

Chicago Bears

Seattle Seahawks

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Let's start off with an easy one. "Me, I'm the ___________________."

Answer: Lonesome Kicker

The song title.

2. "_____________________, field goals at your service".

Answer: Extra points

Kickers don't usually take part in first downs.

3. "One might think it comes with _____."

Answer: glory

I guess the Lonesome Kicker doesn't think so.

4. "You might think different after you listen to my _____."

Answer: story

This line comes directly after the one in the previous question, so they rhyme.

5. "My helmet is equipped with _____."

Answer: A tiny face mask

"What it possibly could protect, I do not know."

6. What piece of equipment do the other guys on his team make fun of?

Answer: Shoulder pads

"The other guys on the team like to make fun of my little shoulder pads."

7. What do the other players hide from the Lonesome Kicker?

Answer: Snow shoes

"And also like to hide the special shoe I need to kick in the snow."

8. "People think it's so easy to kick a field goal from the _____ yard line."

Answer: 30

This would be a 47 yard field goal; I don't think it would be very easy.

9. "They forget to add _____ yards for the snap and 10 more 'cause the goal posts are pushed way back."

Answer: Seven

All field goals are kicked seven yards back from the line of scrimmage.

10. "In _____, the uprights were right on the goal line but some of the players were running into them and getting hurt."

Answer: 1974

This is the year he gives in the song. Some of the best blooper clips are of receivers going after a ball and getting blasted by the uprights!

11. "So screw the _____, who cares about the _____?"

Answer: Kicker

I don't think the Lonesome Kicker likes being a kicker.

12. "But I kick that ball and I _____."

Answer: Pray it goes straight

"Pray it goes straight" is the correct line.

13. If it does the coach says "Good job, number _____."

Answer: 8

The Lonesome Kicker wears number 8.

14. "He doesn't even know my name is _____ Kristacovitchlalinski, Jr."

Answer: Andre

When this part comes up in the video they show his jersey with the name on the back; it's so long it goes down both sleeves.

15. "But that's the life I live, ________________."

Answer: The Lonesome Kicker

Again, the name of the song.

16. " _____ can be so very scary."

Answer: Kick offs

Here, he is talking about kick offs.

17. "Especially, if the _____ breaks on through."

Answer: Returner

I guess runner would work, but the correct word is returner.

18. "And I'm the only guy on the playing field left to _____ him."

Answer: Tackle

I hope you didn't put injure!

19. "I don't want to get hurt so _____."

Answer: I pretend to tie my shoe

I could just picture a kicker doing this during a real kick off - that would be great!

20. "Once again, I'm _____ by my teammates and all my coaches."

Answer: Ignored

He is definitely not going to be praised.

21. What do the fans scream at the Lonesome Kicker?

Answer: Go back where you came from!

"'Go back where you came from!' Scream 70,000 fans."

22. How many fans scream at the Lonesome Kicker?

Answer: 70,000

"'Go back where you came from!' Scream 70,000 fans."

23. How does the Lonesome Kicker think he could "win their love back"?

Answer: Catching a winning touchdown

"Well, I know I could win their love back by catching a winning touch-down."

24. "But, unfortunately, I was born with these very small _____."

Answer: hands

Hard to catch with small hands.

25. For which team does the Lonesome Kicker play?

Answer: Never says

It is never said what team the Lonesome Kicker plays for. The Lonesome Kicker could be on any team.

Source: Author pointyman

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