Toe Tappin' & Hand Clappin' Trivia Quiz

Answer: a stiff drink

"Prop Me Up Beside the Jukebox (If I Die)" was released in the U.S. in 1993. It was originally found on Joe Diffie's album, "Honky Tonk Attitude".

"Well I ain't afraid of dying, it's the thought of being dead,
I wanna go on being me, once my eulogy's been read,
Don't spread my ashes out to sea, don't lay me down to rest,
You can put my mind to ease, if you fill my last request...

Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die, Lord I wanna go to heaven,
But I don't wanna go tonight,
Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand,
Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die.

Just let my headstone be a neon sign,
Just let in burn in memory, of all of my good times,
Fix me up with a mannequin, just remember I like blondes,
I'll be the life of the party, even when I'm dead and gone.

Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die, Lord I wanna go to heaven,
But I don't wanna go tonight,
Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand,
Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die.

Just make your next selection, and while you're still in line,
You can pay your last respects, one quarter at a time."

Answer: Mark Chestnutt

"Goin' Through the Big D" was released in the U.S. in 1995, and can be found on Mark Chestnutt's album, "What a Way to Live".

"Six short months we went together, decided it should be forever,
Two paychecks are better than one, a diamond ring and it was done.
Bought her a house like I said I would, in a sub-divided neighborhood,
The fuse got short and the nights got long,
It was over long gone, before I knew, where I was headed to.

I'm goin' through the big D, and don't mean Dallas,
I can't believe what the judge had to tell us,
I got the Jeep, she got the palace,
I'm goin' through the big D, and don't mean Dallas.

Things like this are never final, I'm still paying on the vinyl,
Flooring in the laundry room, it's multi-colored and waterproof,
It's a little bit tough to face my friends, the ones that said I jumped in,
The river of love, a little too soon, that was August, this is June,
And it's a different tune.

I'm goin' through the big D, and don't mean Dallas,
I can't believe what the judge had to tell us,
I got the Jeep, she got the two bedroom,
Mortgage is due, siding light blue palace,
I'm goin' through the big D, And don't mean Dallas."

Answer: last chance

"One More Last Chance" was originally released in the U.S. in 1993 by Vince Gill. It's the fourth single to be released from his album, "I Still Believe in You".

"She was standing at the front door, when I came home last night,
A Good Book in her left hand, and a rollin' pin in the right,
She said, 'You've come home for the last time, with whiskey on your breath,
If you don't listen to my preachin' boy, I'm gonna have to beat you half to death'.

Give me just one more last chance, before you say, 'We're through',
I know I drive you crazy baby, it's the best that I can do,
We're just some good ol' boys, a making noise, I ain't runnin' around on you,
Give me just one more last chance, before you say, 'We're through'.

First she hid my glasses, cause she knows that I can't see,
She said, 'You ain't going nowhere boy, till you spend a little time with me',
Then the boys called from the honky tonk, said there's a party going on down here.
Well she might have took my car keys, but she forgot about my old John Deere."

Answer: a deadly combination

Released in 1996, "Daddy's Money" was the second single to be released off of Ricochet's album, "Ricochet".

"Can't concentrate on the preacher preaching,
My attention span done turned off,
I'm honed in on that angel singing,
Up there in the choir loft.

She's got her daddy's money, her momma's good looks,
More laughs than a stack of comic books,
A wild imagination, a college education,
Add it all up, it's a deadly combination.
She's a good bass fisher, a dynamite kisser,
Country as a turnip green,
She's got her daddy's money, her momma's good looks,
And look who's lookin' at me.

Her second cousin was my third grade teacher,
I used to cut her grandma's grass,
Back then she was nothin' but knees and elbows,
Golly did she grow up fast.

She's got her daddy's money, her momma's good looks,
More laughs than a stack of comic books,
A wild imagination, a college education,
Add it all up, it's a deadly combination.
She's a good bass fisher, a dynamite kisser,
Country as a turnip green,
She's got her daddy's money, her momma's good looks,
And look who's lookin' at me.

Lord, if you've got any miracles handy, maybe you could grant me one,
Just let me walk down the aisle and say 'I do',
To that angel with a choir robe on."

Answer: he's 'wrapped around'

Brad Paisley added this song to his album, "Part II". Released in 2001, it was the second single to be released from this album, the 1st one being "Two People Fell in Love".

"Every day I clock out, and head straight to her house,
We cuddle up on the couch, but it's always ends the same ol' way,
I'm drivin home and it's incredibly late, something's gotta change,

'Cause I've been wrapped around her finger, since the first time we went out,
Every day and every night, she's all I think about,
I need that girl beside me, when the lights go out.
I think it's time to put a ring on the finger, I'm wrapped around.

Went to the bank, took out a loan, went and bought, the perfect stone,
Called up her dad, on the phone, I'm takin' him to dinner Sunday night,
I've never been so nervous in my life, I want to do this right,

'Cause I've been wrapped around her finger, since the first time we went out,
Every day and every night, she's all I think about,
I need that girl beside me, when the lights go out,
I think it's time to put a ring on the finger, I'm wrapped around."

Answer: sweet

Reaching number one on Billboard's 'Hot Country Singles & Tracks' chart in 2004, "Mr. Mom" was sung by the group, Lonestar and can be found on their album, "Let's Be Us Again".

"Lost my job, came home mad, got a hug and kiss, and that's too bad,
She said 'I can go to work until you find another job',
I thought I like the sound of that, watch TV and take long naps,
Go from a hard working dad to being Mr. Mom.

Well! Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer, crayons go up one drawer higher,
Rewind Barney for the fifteenth time, breakfast six, naps at nine,
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair, sweet potatoes in my lazy chair,
Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday, Mr. Mom.

Football, soccer and ballet, squeeze in scouts and P.T.A.,
And there's that shopping list she left, that's seven pages long,
How much smoke can one stove make, the kids won't eat my charcoal cake,
It's more than any man can take, being Mr. Mom.

Well, Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer, crayons go up one drawer higher,
Rewind Barney for the sixteenth time, breakfast six, naps at nine,
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair, sweet potatoes in my lazy chair,
Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday, Mr. Mom.

Before I fall in bed tonight, if the dog didn't eat the Classifieds,
I'm gonna look just one more time,

'Cause Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer, crayons go up one drawer higher,
Rewind Barney for the eighteenth time, breakfast six, naps at nine,
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair, sweet potatoes in my lazy chair,
Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday, Mr.Mom."

Answer: three

Released in 2002, "Ten Rounds with Jose Cuervo" was the third single to be released from Tracy Byrd's album, "Ten Rounds".

"I walked in, the band just started, the singer couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.
Was on a mission to drown her memory but, I thought 'No way', with all this ruckus.

But after one round with Jose Cuervo, I caught my boots tappin' along with the beat.
And after two rounds with Jose Cuervo, that band was sounding pretty darn good to me.

Then some stranger asked me dance, and I revealed to her my two left feet.
Said, 'Don't get me wrong I'm glad you asked, but tonight's about me and an old memory'.

Then after three rounds with Jose Cuervo, I let her lead me out on the floor,
And after four rounds with Jose Cuervo, I was showin' off moves never seen before.

Well, round five or round six, I forgot what I came to forget.
And after round seven or was it eight? I bought a round for the whole dang place!

And after nine rounds with Jose Cuervo, they were countin' me out and I was about to give in,
And after ten rounds with Jose Cuervo, I lost count and started countin' again!"

Answer: unbelievable

Diamond Rio released "Unbelievable" in 1998 from the album with the same name.

"She's so kissable, huggable, lovable, unbelievable,
She's a mouthful of anything and everything a man could want.
She ain't typical, she's unpredictable, she's available, it's a miracle,
How my heart stumbled into someone so kissable, huggable, lovable,
unbelievable.

Up 'til now my life has been so lonely and boring, I never thought I would find someone,

So elegant, intelligent, heaven sent, all my money spent,
I put a big down payment on that itty bitty diamond ring.

She's so beautiful, it's indisputable, it's undeniable, she's got-to-havable,
She's music to my ears and makes my heart sing, so kissable, huggable, lovable, unbelievable.

She's so kissable, huggable, lovable, unbelievable,
She's a mouthful of anything and everything a man could want.
She ain't typical, she's unpredictable, she's available, it's a miracle,
How my heart stumbled into someone so kissable, huggable, lovable,
unbelievable.

There's so many things I want to tell her, Like I love her, But every time I talk, I start to stutter."

Answer: blonde, blue

"Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)" was released in 1995, off John Michael Montgomery's self-titled album.

"Well I went down to the Grundy County Auction,
Where I saw something I just had to have.
My mind told me I should proceed with caution,
but my heart said, 'Go ahead and make a bid on that'.

And I said, 'Hey pretty lady! Won't you gimme a sign?
I'd give anything to make you mine, all mine,
I'll do your biddin' and be at your beck and call'.
Yeah I've never seen anyone lookin' so fine,
Man I gotta have her, she's a one-of-a-kind.
I'm goin' once, goin' twice,
I'm sold to the lady in the second row,
She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten I know.
She's got ruby red lips, blond hair, blue eyes,
And I'm about to bid my heart good-bye!

Well, the auctioneer was goin' 'bout a mile a minute.
He was taking bids and callin' them out loud.
And I guess I was really gettin' in it,
'Cause I just shouted out above the crowd,

And I said, 'Hey pretty lady won't you give me a sign,
I'd give anything to make you mine, all mine,
I'll do your biddin' and be at your beck and call'.
Yeah, I've never seen anyone lookin' so fine,
Man I gotta have her, she's a one-of-a-kind,
I'm goin' once, goin' twice,
I'm sold to the lady in the long black dress,
Well she won my heart it was no contest,
With her ruby red lips, blonde hair, blue eyes,
And I'm about to bid my heart good-bye.

Yeah we found love on the auction block,
And I hauled her heart away.
Now we still love to laugh about,
the way we met that day."

Answer: How do you like me now?

Released in 1999, "How Do You Like Me Now?!" was the second single to be released off of Toby Keith's album, "How Do You Like Me Now?!"


"I was always the crazy one, broke into the stadium,
And I wrote your number on the 50 yard line.
You were always the perfect one, and the valedictorian,
So under your number I wrote, 'Call for a good time'.

I only wanted to get your attention,
But you overlooked me somehow,
Besides, you had too many boyfriends to mention,
And I played my guitar too loud.

How do you like me now?
How do you like me now, now that I'm on my way?
Do you still think I'm crazy, standin' here today?
I couldn't make you love me, but I always dreamed about,
Living in your radio, how do you like me now?

When I took off to Tennessee,
I heard that you made fun of me,
Never imagined I'd make it this far,
Then you married into money girl,
Ain't it a cruel and funny world?
He took your dreams and tore them apart.

He never comes home,
And you're always alone,
And your kids hear you cryin down the hall.
Alarm clock starts ringin',
Who could that be singin'?
It's me baby, with your wake up call!"