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1. "It's nine o'clock on a Saturday, Regular crowd shuffles in.
There's an old man sitting next to me, Making love to his tonic and gin".
2. "I had a friend, was a big baseball player, Back in high school.
He could throw that speed ball by you, Make you look like a fool".
3. "We talk about your work, how your boss is a jerk. We talk about your church and your head when it hurts. We talk about the trouble you've been having with your brother, 'bout your daddy and your mother, and your crazy ex-lover."
4. "A singer in a smoky room, The smell of wine and cheap perfume,
For a smile they can share the night, It goes on and on and on and on".
5. "It's always times like these when I think of you And wonder if you ever think of me. Everything so wrong, and I don't belong,
Living in your precious memory".
6. "I'm only a man, In a phony red sheet, Looking for special things,
Inside of me, inside of me".
7. "Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids, In fact it's cold as hell. And there's no one there to raise them, If you did".
8. "Now, Muriel plays piano, Every Friday at the Hollywood. And they brought me down to see her, And they asked me if I would, Do a little number, And I sang with all my might. She said, "Tell me, are you a Christian, child?"
And I said, "Ma'am, I am tonight!"
9. "I never win first place, I don't support the team, I can't take direction, And my socks are never clean".
10. "First thing I'd do is pray for time to crawl, I'd unplug the telephone, keep the TV off. I'd hold you every second, say a million 'I love you's".
11. "I don't know how to be No crib on MTV".
12. "Round 1 I play a patzer. I crush him in 15 moves. When he asks me for advice, I just laugh and say one word, 'IMPROVE!'"
This one is a given, by the way. Please get it right.
13. "The day breaks, and the boy wakes Up and the dog barks and the birds sing, And the sap rises, and the angels sigh".
14. "Can you imagine no love, pride, deep fried chicken, Your best friend always sticking up for you, Even when I know you're wrong, Can you imagine no first dance, freeze dried romance, Five-hour phone conversations, the best soy-latte that you ever had, And me".
15. "How come you're always such a fussy young man Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan".
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