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1. "There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus / Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day." This verse goes with the astrological sign...
2. If this horoscope sent you straight to the nearest carnival to enjoy some quality time whacking moles, your birthday lies from...
3. "The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud / Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test." This horoscope refers to...
4. If you are currently wallowing in filth bemoaning your failed driver's exam, your birthday must be between...
5. "The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying / If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again" is the horoscope offered to those born under the sign of...
6. Besides being hermits, people born under the astrological sign in #5 have birthdays from...
7. "The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon / Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep" is the advice offered to people under the sign of...
8. If you make a habit of swallowing large melons, making out with movies stars, and brushing your teeth with strangers' toothbrushes, your birthday could be anywhere from...
9. If your horoscope in this song is "Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence / Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest," then you are a...
10. OK, so that's you. When's your birthday?
11. According to the stars, "Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window / Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak" if you're a...
12. So, if you're a stupid freak, when's YOUR birthday?
13. "You will never find true happiness...what you gonna do, cry about it? / The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep." This uplifting horoscope is given to people under the astrological sign of...
14. Your life is destined to be miserable. Before you go wallow in self-pity, tell me the dates that contain your birthday.
15. The sage advice "Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no / Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik" was given to which astrological sign?
16. So when is a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face? If you were high on the Strawberry Quik when it happened, your birthday is between...
17. "A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you / Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week." This is the solemn horoscope given to people born under the sign of...
18. If you're stuck in a dead end job and have to have an appendectomy immediately, you were born anywhere from...
19. "Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus / You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say." This horoscope belongs to...
20. If the above horoscope has you riverdancing your way to the immunization clinic, which of the following spans your birthday?
21. "All -----s are extremely friendly and intelligent...except for you / Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick." The name of this astrological sign has been removed from the horoscope. What is it?
22. While running from bloodthirsty headhunters, tell me when your birthday is.
23. "All your friends are laughing behind your back...kill them / Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den" is the only horoscope we haven't heard yet. Which astrological sign does it belong to?
24. Ernest Borgnine? You ought to be ashamed of yourself if your birthday falls between...
25. What astrological sign is "Weird Al" Yankovic?
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