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1. "Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."
2. "If you can keep your head about you when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation."
3. "What's another word for thesaurus?"
4. "Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle."
5. "If you think education is expensive, try ignorance."
6. "To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer."
7. "I don't make jokes - I just watch the government and report the facts."
8. "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple and wrong."
9. "Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams."
10. "A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty."
11. "It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place."
12. "I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it."
13. "I never panic when I get lost - I just change where I want to go."
14. "A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of."
15. "It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job."
16. "The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."
17. "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."
18. "Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."
19. "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying."
20. "He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead."
21. "The basis of optimism is sheer terror."
22. "Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them."
23. "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
24. "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."
25. "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
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