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Holy Wood Trivia Quiz

The Church of Ed Wood is a legal religion with members on five continents. Its primary function is the enjoyment and study of the splendiferously supernal works of B-movie director Edward D. Wood, Jr.

A multiple-choice quiz by TOR_Hershman. Estimated time: 5 mins.

Author
TOR_Hershman

Time
5 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
214,926

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Tough

Avg Score
6 / 10

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574

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Question 1 of 10

1. Who is the founder of Woodism? Hint

Reverend Dr. Lynn Lemon

Reverend Steve Galindo

Pastor Iva B. Flick

Brother Sis

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Question 2 of 10

2. An Ed Wood Church sanctioned festival of three bands and an Ed Wood film was called what? Hint

Ed's Epiphany EDification Show

Ed WoodStock

Mardi Party HolyWood

Wood In The Bread Pan Pickin' Out Dough Show

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Question 3 of 10

3. The Church of Ed Wood has been written of in which three of these publications?
Hint

Hustler - U. S. News & World Report - Reader's Digest

The National Enquirer - The New Yorker - Playboy

The New Republic - Newsweek - Rolling Stone

GQ - Penthouse - People

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Question 4 of 10

4. Which is an offering of The Church of Ed Wood? Hint

Instant forgiveness for having viewed "Gone With The Wind" more than once

Instant baptisms into Woodism

Instant forgiveness for not having viewed "Jail Bait"

Instant delays of immediate procrastination

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Question 5 of 10

5. Our, Woodites, Savior's death day, December 10th [1978], is celebrated each year by Woodites as what?
Hint

I Woke Up Early The Day I Died Feast

Ed's End Day

Plan 6 Feet Under Day

WoodWane

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Question 6 of 10

6. Woodism has a saint that is an inanimate object. What is it?
Hint

Mr. Tuna - a plastic fish

Mr. Luna - a globe of Earth's moon

Mr. Speaky - a microphone

Mr. Beakey - a rubber duck

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Question 7 of 10

7. Woodism has a four-legged saint whose name and species are what?
Hint

Tussels - a cat

Sugar Dreams - a horse

Dude - a dog

Twitchy - a hamster

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Question 8 of 10

8. When is Woodian New Year's Eve?
Hint

June 22

October 31

December 22

March 11

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Question 9 of 10

9. In "Plan 9 from Outer Space" what is a great lesson taught by Savior Wood? Hint

All people are idiots

Keep the faith, not the fool, on the hill

All movies are created equal

Don't bend, fold or hamster dance

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Question 10 of 10

10. Which of these is a supernal text of Woodism?
Hint

Angora, Alligators, Ali Baba And Scream Stained Hallways

Room #9 At The Shanghai Motel

A Dollar Short And D.O.A.

Hollywood Rat Race

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Who is the founder of Woodism?

Answer: Reverend Steve Galindo

The Church of Ed Wood's fundamental rule is that you should follow your own ontos. Your ontos is everything that makes you, you! Ed Wood used the disgust for his transvestism as an allegory for all illogical bigotry/fears in his magnus opus "Glen or Glenda".

2. An Ed Wood Church sanctioned festival of three bands and an Ed Wood film was called what?

Answer: Ed WoodStock

It was on October 17, 2004, at 6:00 p.m. Pacific Time that The Pope of Woodism's dream came true. Ed WoodStock at the legendary Crest Theater in Sacramento, California was begun. This fantastic festival had three bands and featured Ed Wood's "The Bride Of The Monster".

3. The Church of Ed Wood has been written of in which three of these publications?

Answer: The National Enquirer - The New Yorker - Playboy

Many status quo religions dismiss Woodism as a joke. That's ok with Woodites. Woodism began as a joke but grew into a true religion and Savior Wood enjoyed a good laugh.

4. Which is an offering of The Church of Ed Wood?

Answer: Instant baptisms into Woodism

Woodian baptisms are 100% free.

5. Our, Woodites, Savior's death day, December 10th [1978], is celebrated each year by Woodites as what?

Answer: WoodWane

Ed Wood was born on October 10, 1924 in Poughkeepsie, New York.

6. Woodism has a saint that is an inanimate object. What is it?

Answer: Mr. Beakey - a rubber duck

Inanimate religious objects is a concept not new to theologically grounded organizations, i.e., The Shroud of Turin, The Buddhist Bowl, The Ark of the Covenant, etc.

7. Woodism has a four-legged saint whose name and species are what?

Answer: Dude - a dog

This mammal, Dude, was a beloved pet of the Founder of Woodism.
Non-human animals are nothing new to many religions. Four-legged beings were there in the story of Mithra's birth, Hinduism has a plethora of such gods/goddesses and in the Bible there is a talkin' donkey.

8. When is Woodian New Year's Eve?

Answer: October 31

October 31st has been, and is, a night profoundly celebrated by several religions.

9. In "Plan 9 from Outer Space" what is a great lesson taught by Savior Wood?

Answer: All people are idiots

"Plan 9 from Outer Space" was originally titled "Grave Robbers from Outer Space".

10. Which of these is a supernal text of Woodism?

Answer: Hollywood Rat Race

It is HIGHLY recommended in Woodism that anyone thinking of "Packin' up and movin' to Hollywood" read this book "Hollywood Rat Race" FROM COVER TO COVER. There's a lot of "Trash" right next to the "Tinsel". {As always: look for a cheap used copy or to borrow one. Most libraries take requests to order books.

Many can be found at various Internet venues. The wisdom is still sound even if the pages are tattered.}

Source: Author TOR_Hershman

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