A "Seinfeld" Quiz

Answer: Lansing

Jerry and George discuss Jerry's meeting Laura while eating at Pete's Luncheonette. Of course, their hangout would be changed to Monk's in the subsequent episodes.

Answer: Gina

In this episode, Gina's boyfriend, Martin, attempts to commit suicide and ends up in a coma in the hospital. Jerry ponders the "coma etiquette" in this situation, and wonders how long he'd have to wait until he could ask Gina out.

Answer: India

This was the famous "backward episode", in which the storyline unfolded from the end and ended up back at the beginning. There's also a funny part at the end of the episode in which we see Jerry and Kramer meeting for the first time.

Answer: "You buy enough meat, they'll give you anything".

In this episode, after Kramer is disgusted with the "misshapen, shoddy" meats in his sandwich from Monk's, he decides to start slicing his own meat. He trades his sausage press for a meat slicer, and the rest is comedic history.

Answer: "Glamour"

George relates this humiliating story to the gang over lunch at Monk's, and they find it very funny that he chose to use "Glamour" of all magazines.

Answer: James Rebhorn

You may not recognize the name, but you've probably recognized his face in the dozens of films he's done, including, "Meet the Parents", "The Game", and "The Talented Mr. Ripley". Phil Morris played Jackie Chiles, Danny Woodburn played Mickey, and Larry Thomas played the Soup Nazi.

Answer: Al Pacino

"Um..you know what? Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know, "Scent Of A Woman." Who-ah! Who-ah!"

Answer: Twix

George is so famished ("I can feel my stomach sucking up against my spine!"), that he goes a little haywire when one of the dealership's mechanics seems to have absconded with his Twix bar.

Answer: Baltimore Orioles

From the episode "The Letter". Elaine, George, and Kramer get primo seats at Yankee Stadium from Jerry's girlfriend (although George is disappointed they're not close enough to the field that he could put his feet on the dugout), and Jerry's girlfriend's father (whom the tickets came from) came down to say hi.

When he noticed Elaine's Orioles cap, he asked her to remove it. Needless to say, Elaine refused the ridiculous request, and they left the game.

Answer: Richard Burgi

Elaine is smitten with Dr. Ben, especially after he tells her that she's "quite breathtaking". Unfortunately, he also uses that adjective to describe a baby that apparently is quite ugly. Richard Fancy played Mr. Lippman, Richard Herd played Wilhelm, and Len Lesser played Uncle Leo.

Answer: Trinidad & Tobago

Elaine is housing this marathon runner in from Trinidad & Tobago to race in the New York City marathon. Apparently, he was supposed to run in the Olympics previously, but accidentally overslept. Jerry took it upon himself to make sure he wakes in time for this one.

At one point Jerry asked if Jean Paul was from Trinidad & Tobago, and Elaine replied, "Yeah, he's trinidadian and.. tobagan."

Answer: Rick

Kramer goes out to test drive Jerry's new Saab, and takes the term "test drive" to new heights.

Answer: Tom Pepper

All the characters that played Kramer, George, and Elaine had their own peculiar eccentricities. Tom Pepper's was that he seemingly stole a box of raisins during his audition.

Answer: Chunnel

This is from the episode "The Pool Guy". George is upset seeing that Elaine and Susan are becoming friends, as this would cause his independent world to collide with his married world.

Answer: 47th

After George had gotten caught by the parking garage attendant urinating in the garage, we hear George pleading with him, "Don't you believe me? It's their forty-seventh anniversary. You know, this is gonna kill him. You're aware of that? Kill him! On the biggest night of his life..."

Answer: Ramon

Ramon means well, but Jerry's just not interested. Jerry: "Look Ramon, you're a nice guy. But I actually only have three friends. I really can't handle any more." Ramon: "Oh I see. It's 'cause I clean pools, right?"

Answer: Bosco

This is also his secret ATM code, which he refuses to give to anyone under any circumstance. George: "It says very clearly, 'for your protection, do not give your secret code to anyone.'" Jerry: "So you're taking relationship advice from Chemical Bank now?" There was one circumstance that George would give up his code. "If you're in some situation where some fast cash will save your life, I'll give you the code."

Answer: Noreen

From "The Pledge Drive". Jerry is convinced that Elaine's friend, Noreen, was hitting on him in a bookstore when she asked him where the humor section was. Elaine deflated his ego a bit by explaining, "Jerry, her brother just had a book of political cartoons published."

Answer: The Dream Cafe

From the episode "The Cafe". Jerry had been watching Babu from his apartment across the street from his restaurant, and noticed no one was going in. He felt sorry for him, and decided to go in himself. He suggested it'd be a good idea for Babu to convert it to a Pakistani restaurant because then he'd have "...the only authentic Pakistani restaurant in the whole neighborhood." Babu followed his advice and promptly went out of business.

Answer: 85

Elaine had to deal with many distractions the first time she took it, and didn't exactly fare as well as she probably could have.

Answer: 13 week

This is from the episode, "The Boyfriend", with Keith Hernandez guest starring.

Answer: inning

George, still trying to weasel his way into an extension of his unemployment checks, and seeing an autographed Mets baseball on Mrs. Sokol's desk, offers to produce Keith Hernandez within the hour if she'll grant the extension.

Answer: Ron

George had received a racy picture in one of his packets of photos that he mistook for the attractive photo store clerk, Sheila. He decides to let Kramer take an equally naughty picture of him to have Sheila develop. "The timeless art of seduction", Kramer calls it. Unfortunately, the picture is seen by her male co-worker, Ron, instead.

Answer: True

Both these terms were used by a traffic cop in reference to Newman. His story: "In 1979 I ticketed a brown Dodge Diplomat for parking in a Church zone. That fine was never paid, and since then that scofflaw has piled up more parking tickets than anyone in New York City. For sixteen years I pursued him, only to see him give me the slip time and time again. I never got a clean look at his face, but he's become my 'white whale'. Mr Kramer, that day was yesterday! But thanks to you, I don't know if I'll ever get that chance again!"

Answer: Ethel Kennedy

From "The Switch". Elaine lends Mr. Pitt's racquet to Jocylin Landis from Doubleday, in hopes that it will get her a job there, and out from having to work for Mr. Pitt.