"Bottom": Series 2, Episode 1 - "Digger" Quiz

Answer: Lily Linneker's Love Bureau

Lily: "Right. Gentlemen, I think we'll start with a little look at your videos, all right? Now, eh, can you see all right?" Eddie: "Erm... no, that's why I wear glasses."

Answer: Kim Basinger

Lily: "Now, what sort of woman are you looking for?" Eddie: "Erm, Kim Basinger." Lily: "A woman like Kim Basinger." Eddie: "No, Kim Basinger. The real one." Lily: "I'm afraid she's not on our books." Eddie: "Well it's not much of a love booreau, is it?"

Answer: Kidderminster

Richie: "He-l-o-o-o-oh. Hel-l-lo. Ah... eh, lovely weather...er... I, I can't see you, obviously, but I bet you've all got smashing blouses on. Er... um... my name's Richard, and, ah - ah-heeh - I'm looking for a, a friend. Eh - well, a lover really. But failing that a quick wriggle would do! Oh, and by the way, I am the Duke of Kiddiminster and extremely rich!"

Answer: Jives

Richie: "Right. And when she arrives you've got to take her coat, curtsey, and say "Charming evening, Ma-a-am" Eddie: "Why have I got to say Ma-a-a-am?" Richie: "Look Eddie, it's just a speech impediment that all butlers have."

Answer: Harry Belafonte

Richie: "Wait a minute, you were in love with Harry Belafonte?" Eddie: "Well that's what she said her name was. Well, she sort of shouted it over her shoulder as she ran away into the night." Richie: "Oh look, let's just forget it shall we?" Eddie: "That's what she said!" Richie: "Look, let's just drop it." Eddie: "She said that as well!" Richie: "Edward Hitler, I'm really not interested!" Eddie: "This is uncanny! Were you there?"

Answer: Tizer

Richie: "Oh God, she's here! Hoh, oh oh oh oh, oh God I'm shaking like a leaf! Eddie, I need a stiff one!" Eddie: "There'll be plenty of time for that later. Do you want me to answer the door?" Richie: "No no, I mean a drink you fool!"

Answer: Eddie's face

Richie: "Well come on, get on with it. Look, you haven't even mashed the potatoes. Where is the potato-masher?" Eddie: "Well, Harry "I'll do anything for half a pint" Grundy's still got it." Richie: "Has he, has he still got it?" Eddie: "Yeah, they couldn't get it out of him at the hospital, remember?"

Answer: Umbrella

Eddie: "Would madam care for a hors-d'oeuvre?" Richie: "Eddie! Don't be so foul! Get back to your kitchen!"

Answer: Fish Poo

Eddie: "It's fish poo, Your Dukeness. It comes out of a very expensive...fishes... bottom." Richie: "[spitting it out] God, I knew the aristocracy were deprave but I didn't think things had got this far! What's for dessert - peacock's vomit?"

Answer: Making his sheets crinkly

Natasha: "And are you going to be naughty now?" Richie: "Ah, ah, medically I think the chances are against it. I though perhaps we could just sit and chat for a couple of...hours...and eh, eh Eskimos are very interesting people, aren't they? I've always thought it rather fortunate that there isn't an animal called an ig. 'Cause he'd probably keep going to the toilet in their houses."