"Bottom": Series 2, Episode 5 - "Holy" Quiz

Answer: A Brussels sprout

Richie: "Ooh, it's a, it's a, it's, it's another Brussels sprout! thought so. Hey, we must have enough for a whole Christmas lunch now."

Answer: Spiderman costume

Richie: "Great heavens Eddie, you can't expect Santa Claus to put expensive gift items like that in your stocking. Now come on, it's time -- let's get our big ones out!"

Answer: Noel's Christmas family video accidents

Richie: "You hold that finger right there young man, no-one in this house watches the telly until the Queen's speech!" Eddie: "But it's Noel's Christmas Family Video Accidents!" Richie: "I don't care, we're English here and we're going to do Christmas properly. Alright? Well, unless there's a Bond film on, obviously. [yanks the cord out of the television] Okay? Now let's keep it Christmassy. Right now look, there's only five hours until lunch, I've got to get my sprouts on. Don't want them all crunchy."

Answer: Vodka margarine

Richie: "That's brilliant Eddie. Are you sure it's flammable?" Eddie: "Well, I anticipated your concerns, so I spiced it up with a couple of cans of hairspray."

Answer: Gravy

Spudgun: "What d'you reckon, Dave?" Hedgehog: "Drink it. He's a psycho."

Answer: Susan

Hedgehog: "What, is it Christmas? Today? Oh, Merry Christmas then. That must be why that woman gave me that after-shave this morning." Eddie: "What woman?" Hedgehog: "Oh, you know, that old woman who keeps hanging around the place. You know Eddie, what's her name, my wife. Andrea. No no, Avril, that's it. No, what am I thinking of, Susan! That's the one."

Answer: The Guns Of Navarone

Richie: "It's a film." Eddie: "Right, well, what's it called?" Richie: "No, you're supposed to tell me." Eddie: "What, don't you know?" Hedgehog: "If you don't know we could be here all night." Richie: "No no no, but you have to guess!" Spudgun: "Why don't you just tell us, it would be a lot quicker."

Answer: True

Eddie: "Right. Now that's that over with. Okay? What's next?" Richie: "Sardines." Spudgun: "Great, anything's better than that bloody turkey."

Answer: Twickenham

Richie: "Haven't you got through to the Pope yet?" Hedgehog: [looking at telephone directory] "Pope, G." Richie: "What do you mean, Pope, G.? He's not Pope Gavin is he? He's Pope John Paul. Look under Pope, J.P.!" Hedgehog: "Oh, right, J.P. Oh, here he is: Pope, J.P. Ah, I didn't know he lived in Twickenham."

Answer: Johnny

Valerie: "Father? Where's Johnny?" Harrison: "Oh hello flower-petal, I was just showing him off to the neighbours. He's such a bonny... bloody... thing, you know..."