'Clone High' Quotes Quiz - Season One

Answer: sleep with me

JFK says this to Joan while she is drinking non-alcoholic beer. She then proceeds to drop-kick him, who then pops back up, demanding her to 'Answer the question!' The number of female characters JFK has claimed to have had off-camera sex with this season is approximately 158.

Answer: nail i just stepped on

'You know what hurts the most, Joan? This nail I just stepped on. But there's a metaphorical nail in my other foot, which hurts the second most, and it's from you backstabbing me. So maybe instead of the nail metaphor, I should have used a stabbing one.

But it's too late for that now, isn't it?' Abe tells this to Joan when she betrayed him by helping JFK with his campaign. This is one of my favorite speeches in all of 'Clone High' history.

Answer: superlemons

This is Scudworth's advice to Gandhi about his A.D.D. problem. Tom Green, who guest starred in this episode, recorded a lot of his voice work ad-libbed. A large amount of the dialogue in the finished episode was not originally intended for the show, but Tom was so funny they decided to keep a lot of it.

Answer: out of this world

Mr. B. says this to the Board of Shadowy Figures who are having dinner at Scudworth's house. It turns out the Board was going to kill Scudworth but because of Mr. B.'s intervention they had a change of heart.

Answer: needing to sleep

Abe is referring to the truck containing all the remaining pandas on Earth he almost crashed into because he was driving tired. This episode had suffered several legal problems due to some copyrighted names. Scantron was the original name for Scangrade, and the PXJTs were originally called the PSATs. Also, Stan Kaplan was the original name for Doug Prepcourse.

But all three of these had to be changed because of copyright problems.

Answer: first born child

Scudworth's first born child's name is Brian. The Colonel hints that he may have eaten Brian, and as disturbing as this is, the original script had this scene much longer and much more disturbing.

Answer: free bacon

This occurs during the 'Looney Toons' sequence, where Scudworth tries to catch a skunk using a trap which consists of an anvil and free bacon. Unfortunately, the skunk writes 'for Scudworths' under the 'Free Bacon' sign, and Scudworth falls for his own trap.

Answer: built his ark

During the storm, Toots says the house is flood-proof. Unfortunately, it is not fire-proof, and that is what proceeds to destroy the house. Donald Faison, who plays the character 'Turk' on the show 'Scrubs' is responsible for voicing Toots. Other 'Clone High' voice actors who also appear on 'Scrubs': Christa Miller (Cleopatra), Neil Flynn (Caesar, Various), and John C. McGinley (Creepy Trucker).

Answer: eats his baby

During Gandhi's magical journey through his subconscious, he meets up with this dragon who threatens to eat him. Gandhi escapes by telling the dragon he's thinking of going on a hunger strike, but has never tried Vegemite. The dragon then decides to make him a 'sammy'(sandwich) so he can try vegemite.

While the dragon is in the kitchen Gandhi sneaks away. Gandhi and the dragon appear at the end of the episode as well, and if you watch closely there is a message that flashes on the screen. It says: "For more information about raisins consult your local library." This episode is full of little messages like this. How many can you spot?

Answer: three lives like Mario

JFK is mourning his best friend, Ponce de Leon, whom he believes he killed, and finds solace in his Gameboy. That is, until he kills Mario, too.

Answer: keep getting cut up

Throughout the entire episode Abe repeatedly got his mouth/face cut by something. First by the glass that he is forced to eat by Napoleon, then a few times by his and Gandhi's invention, the Knork. And of course at the end when he eats the sabotaged bite-size weiners.

Answer: your hurry

JFK is teaching Gandhi how to get a prom date, by turning him into himself. This is a scene where he is instructing him how to talk like him. Once JFK believes Gandhi is ready, Gandhi gets a makeover to look just like JFK, and then changes his name to 'GFK'.

Answer: night of our lives

'Best night of our lives' is a repeated phrase all throughout the episode. Gandhi says it this time while driving to the prom, and we then see many other cars with people sticking their heads out of the sunroof. There is also a 'Teen Wolf' riding on one of the vehicles, originally played by Micheal J. Fox. Micheal J. Fox also guest starred in the first episode as Gandhi's talking kidney.

Answer: Abe

Once everyone discovers Gandhi has A.D.D., there is a musical number saying that it is contagious, etc. This is Abe's reaction to the song. Abe then needs to make a tough decision to either get lip balm for Cleo or help Gandhi with his A.D.D. problem. Coincidentally, the Lip Balm store is right next to the A.D.D. Information Centre.

Answer: JFK

When JFK is high on raisins, he believes the moon to be chasing him. He then falls through the sunroof into the P.T.A. meeting. Interestingly, the moon is displayed in every background painting of 'Clone High' depicting the night sky, even in reverse angles.