"Farscape," "Scratch N' Sniff" Quiz

Answer: Raxil

John says, "This is Raxil. There's one like her on every planet," as the screen freezes on the image of Raxil, played by Francesca Buller, who has played other parts on the "Farscape" series and is married in real life to Ben Browder, aka John Crichton. The planet this time is LoMo. Later the image of two men freeze and John says, "Fe'Tor. Bad guy, dressed in black. Another bad guy. The guy with Fe'Tor. Kabaah is a Hangi John and D'Argo encounter later.

Answer: D'Argo

D'Argo and John wake up after being rolled by two feathered ladies. John, waking up next to D'argo, says, "Oh god, there were girls, right?" John realizes they are in a display window and people are watching them, at which point D'Argo says, "Why don't you just get dressed and give them a good show, sweetheart?" John says he is dressed and then looks down and finds himself wearing stockings, screams, and runs off. And cut to the opening credits...

Answer: Lassie

When Chiana and Jool go missing, John, irritated with D'Argo, tells him, "Go find them Lassie." He has used the other names in other episodes.

Answer: Detachable eyes

The Hangi can remove his eyes and place them in spots and his eyes will record the images they see. Through the Hangi's tentacles, John and D'Argo are able to see what happened to Chiana and Jool, as if watching a video playback. Also, through this neural interface, D'Argo gets to meet Harvey, the Scorpius clone in John's head.

Answer: Ren and Stimpy

When meeting the Hangi, John says of Raxil and the Hangi Kabaah, "We are being scammed. Ren and Stimpy here are teaming up to rip us off."

Answer: To get a central chip

Raxil pretty much plays our boys John and D'Argo the whole time, setting up Chiana and Jool's abduction so they would help her, and using the story of saving her mate as well. It turns out her mate Sarl stole her design for the milking machine that "milks" the gland of sentient beings which is then used to make freslin. She gets the chip back, not mourning for her dead mate lying next to the milking machine.

Answer: Love Potion Number 9

After D'Argo gets hit with a dose of freslin by Raxil, John says, "She nailed him with Love Potion Number 9."

Answer: A frag cannon

Raxil shows her true side when John shows up with only two weapons. "You brought just two guns? ...Two guns?! I mean, thought you were the great Crichton and D'Argo? I mean, you blew up a Shadow Depository. I mean, I thought you'd bring pulse rechargers, and a plasma bomb, and a really big gunship! But, no! You bring nothing! You bring two little weapons that wouldn't kill a Negnec!"

Answer: None of these

When the auction for people starts, Fe'Tor walks out and throws confetti, and John quips, "Does this guy scream Vegas or what?" Technically he doesn't call him a name, but I just liked this line.

Answer: Chiana seeing into the future

Pilot interrupts John throughout his telling of the story. He doesn't believe in the Hangi, he doesn't believe that D'Argo was dancing, even though John says it was the freslin that made him do it, and Pilot doesn't believe that Raxil changed D'Argo's appearance with another type of freslin, or that Jool was drained of so much fluid, saying she would have died from it. Chiana does see into the future, predicting that John would be attacked by Fe'Tor, but she doesn't tell anyone and John has no way of knowing.