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Quiz about Friends Quoted Quotables 2
Quiz about Friends Quoted Quotables 2

"Friends": Quoted Quotables 2! Quiz


This is my second "Quoted Quotables" quiz! Like the first, it is your job to identify the speaker, unless otherwise noted.

A multiple-choice quiz by crumbworks. Estimated time: 8 mins.
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Author
crumbworks
Time
8 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
147,461
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
25
Difficulty
Average
Avg Score
17 / 25
Plays
4093
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Question 1 of 25
1. "Do you think you can just buy my friend's baby?" Hint


Question 2 of 25
2. "A paleontologist who works out, you're like ______
_______." Complete this quote, as said by a flirty woman towards Ross.

Answer: (Two Words - Famous Fictional Movie Character)
Question 3 of 25
3. "I told you ya shouldn't have married someone so much hotter than you!" Hint


Question 4 of 25
4. "Do you ever worry that you'll be walking and your baby will just like slip out?" This line is said by Rachel.


Question 5 of 25
5. When asked "What are you doing?" this character replies with "Not touching myself if that makes anyone less uncomfortable." What character says this? Hint


Question 6 of 25
6. "I believe that there is one perfect person out there for everyone. And do you know how you find him? You stop looking for him. That's why I stopped looking for Russell Crowe. He'll find me." Who is the speaker of this line?

Answer: (One Word - First Name)
Question 7 of 25
7. "It is a love based on giving and receiving. As well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and receive." Hint


Question 8 of 25
8. "Oh no - I don't know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what it's called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles."

Answer: (One Word - First Name)
Question 9 of 25
9. "I told you not to move it! Rach, how would you feel if say, I wanted to move your mom, and you said don't, and I did it anyway and her head fell off?"

Answer: (One Word - First Name)
Question 10 of 25
10. "Oh sure Ross, yeah. If I have a heart attack in a restaurant, I want you there with your fossil brush." Hint


Question 11 of 25
11. "You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?!" This quote is referring to Rachel. Who said it? Hint


Question 12 of 25
12. "Wait a minute! No! I'm the nice one! I'm the one who danced with the kids all night! How...How small are your feet?!" Hint


Question 13 of 25
13. "I mean, I can't believe that you would have a thirty-year-old daughter! And you! I can't believe that you would have a tux that's thirty years old!" This line is said by Ross to Emily's parents.


Question 14 of 25
14. "Yeah! Oh yeah, you'll be fine! It-it'll be uh, just like bungee jumping. Y'know? But instead of bouncing back up, you-you won't." Hint


Question 15 of 25
15. "You know what I'd love to do? I would like to go to France and eat nothing but bread and cheese -- Not even bread, just cheese. No, I want the bread." Hint


Question 16 of 25
16. "Well hey-hey if she needs any idea for costumes, she could be a bikini model, or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader huh -- Ooh-ooh, Leatherface from "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" -- No-no-no! Slutty Leatherface!"

Answer: (One Word - First Name)
Question 17 of 25
17. "Oh! Oh, my God! No wonder my mother hates me!" Hint


Question 18 of 25
18. "Yeah that's right, Chandler does still think I'm pregnant. He hasn't asked me how I'm feeling or offered to carry my bags. Boy, I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him." This line is spoken by Phoebe.


Question 19 of 25
19. The day before her wedding, Monica says "Do you realize this is probably the last time we'll all be here in the coffee house as six single people?" to which a character replies with "Why?! What's happening to the coffee house?!" What character says this?

Answer: (One Word - First Name)
Question 20 of 25
20. "I mean we may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we don't read a lot or run very fast, but dammit, we can eat!"

Answer: (One Word - First Name)
Question 21 of 25
21. "Hey, whatever it is, I am sure it has happened to me. Y'know, actually once -- once I got dumped DURING sex." Is it true that this line is said by Chandler?


Question 22 of 25
22. "Chandler, have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room?"

Answer: (One Word - First Name)
Question 23 of 25
23. "Oh come on! Just pick one! Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross if you had to, if you had to, who would you punch?" This is said by Joey to Rachel. Who would she punch? Hint


Question 24 of 25
24. "How does it feel knowing you're never gonna be with another woman again, huh? Knowing you're gonna have to wake up to the same face everyday until you finally have the sweet release of death..." Hint


Question 25 of 25
25. "I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing and there was a lake, very secluded. And there were tall trees all around. It was dead silent. Gorgeous... and across the lake I saw...a beautiful woman...bathing herself...but she was crying..." According to "Friends", this is THE famous story you say when you want to have sex. Who created this story? Hint



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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. "Do you think you can just buy my friend's baby?"

Answer: Joey

This is said by Joey to Rachel's boss, Mr. Zelner, in the season eight episode "The One With The Tea Leaves". Things are too awkward between Joey and Rachel, after Joey told her how he felt, that Monica suggested that she come up with some sort of big work problem... Rachel does a bad job at doing so.
2. "A paleontologist who works out, you're like ______ _______." Complete this quote, as said by a flirty woman towards Ross.

Answer: Indiana Jones

Ross's simple response is "I am like Indiana Jones." This line is from the season eight episode "The One With The Cooking Class."
3. "I told you ya shouldn't have married someone so much hotter than you!"

Answer: Joey

This is said by Joey to Chandler in the season nine episode "The One With Rachel's Phone Number", after Joey calls him in "Tulsa" to tell him that he suspects Monica to be cheating on him. The audience of course knows that Chandler arrived home early, and the "male voice" that Joey heard was actually Chandler.
4. "Do you ever worry that you'll be walking and your baby will just like slip out?" This line is said by Rachel.

Answer: False

It is actually said by the pregnant Dina, one of Joey's sisters, in the season eight episode "The One With Monica's Boots".
5. When asked "What are you doing?" this character replies with "Not touching myself if that makes anyone less uncomfortable." What character says this?

Answer: Ross

This is said by Ross to his ex-girlfriend, Mona, in the season eight episode "The One With The Tea Leaves", after he sneaks into her apartment to get his favourite shirt back. Mona arrives home with a date, and Ross hides behind the very couch that the two start making out on. These lines occur when Mona catches him.
6. "I believe that there is one perfect person out there for everyone. And do you know how you find him? You stop looking for him. That's why I stopped looking for Russell Crowe. He'll find me." Who is the speaker of this line?

Answer: Rachel

This is said by Rachel to Phoebe in the season eight episode "The One Where Joey Tells Rachel", after Phoebe asks if she believes in soul mates.
7. "It is a love based on giving and receiving. As well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and receive."

Answer: Joey

This is said by Joey when he is trying to create a speech as the reverend for Monica and Chandler's wedding. Monica and Chandler dislike his little speech, of course.
8. "Oh no - I don't know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what it's called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles."

Answer: Monica

This is said by Monica towards the teacher of a cooking for beginner's class, after she tries Monica's delicious cooking. Monica is pretending to be a beginner, and after trying her fettuccine, she asks her if she's ever made it before, so which Monica gives this reply. This all occurs in the season eight episode "The One With The Cooking Class".
9. "I told you not to move it! Rach, how would you feel if say, I wanted to move your mom, and you said don't, and I did it anyway and her head fell off?"

Answer: Joey

This is said by Joey to Rachel in the season seven episode "The One Where Rosita Dies", after Rachel tries to move his chair, and ends up breaking it in two.
10. "Oh sure Ross, yeah. If I have a heart attack in a restaurant, I want you there with your fossil brush."

Answer: Rachel

This is said by Rachel to Ross after he says a PhD is just as good as an MD, in relation to an earlier comment by Rachel's sister, Amy, in the season nine episode "The One With Rachel's Other Sister".
11. "You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?!" This quote is referring to Rachel. Who said it?

Answer: Chandler

This is said by Chandler to Rachel after everyone admits to hearing about the rumour that Rachel had both reproductive parts. This all takes place in the season eight episode "The One With The Rumour".
12. "Wait a minute! No! I'm the nice one! I'm the one who danced with the kids all night! How...How small are your feet?!"

Answer: Ross

This is said by Ross to Joey after Mona starts to hit on Joey in the season eight episode "The One After 'I Do'".
13. "I mean, I can't believe that you would have a thirty-year-old daughter! And you! I can't believe that you would have a tux that's thirty years old!" This line is said by Ross to Emily's parents.

Answer: False

This line is actually said by Chandler to Monica's parents, during the season seven episode "The One Where They All Turn Thirty".
14. "Yeah! Oh yeah, you'll be fine! It-it'll be uh, just like bungee jumping. Y'know? But instead of bouncing back up, you-you won't."

Answer: Ross

This is said by Ross to Joey in the season seven episode "The One Where They're Up All Night", in a scene where Joey and Ross get trapped on the roof of the building and have to climb down the fire escape. When they reach the bottom, there is still a large portion to the ground, which is why they stop and ponder who will jump down and let the other in.
15. "You know what I'd love to do? I would like to go to France and eat nothing but bread and cheese -- Not even bread, just cheese. No, I want the bread."

Answer: Monica

This is said by Monica to a man named Don, who Phoebe feels is Monica's soul mate because they share many similar interests. This is from the season eight episode "The One Where Joey Tells Rachel".
16. "Well hey-hey if she needs any idea for costumes, she could be a bikini model, or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader huh -- Ooh-ooh, Leatherface from "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" -- No-no-no! Slutty Leatherface!"

Answer: Joey

This is said by Joey to Ross after Monica says that they are throwing a Halloween costume party, and that he should bring Mona. This all takes place in the season eight episode "The One With The Halloween Party".
17. "Oh! Oh, my God! No wonder my mother hates me!"

Answer: Monica

This is said by Monica to Chandler after he makes her watch a birthing video. Directly before this, Monica calls child birth a "beautiful" thing, which prompts Chandler to insert this video, in the season eight episode "The One With The Birthing Video".
18. "Yeah that's right, Chandler does still think I'm pregnant. He hasn't asked me how I'm feeling or offered to carry my bags. Boy, I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him." This line is spoken by Phoebe.

Answer: True

This is said by Phoebe to the other two girls in the season eight episode "The One With The Red Sweater".
19. The day before her wedding, Monica says "Do you realize this is probably the last time we'll all be here in the coffee house as six single people?" to which a character replies with "Why?! What's happening to the coffee house?!" What character says this?

Answer: Phoebe

This is said by Phoebe at the very beginning of the season seven finale "The One With Chandler and Monica's Wedding".
20. "I mean we may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we don't read a lot or run very fast, but dammit, we can eat!"

Answer: Joey

This is said by Joey after he says he can finish an entire Thanksgiving turkey in one sitting. This is said during the season eight episode "The One With The Rumour".
21. "Hey, whatever it is, I am sure it has happened to me. Y'know, actually once -- once I got dumped DURING sex." Is it true that this line is said by Chandler?

Answer: No

It is actually said by Ross, towards Joey, in the season eight episode "The One With The Birthing Video".
22. "Chandler, have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room?"

Answer: Ross

This is said by Ross to Chandler during the season seven episode "The One With Chandler and Monica's Wedding". When Chandler replies with "No...", Ross states that Chandler is therefore like neither of his parents.
23. "Oh come on! Just pick one! Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross if you had to, if you had to, who would you punch?" This is said by Joey to Rachel. Who would she punch?

Answer: Chandler

The rest of the scene goes like this... Rachel: "No one! They are my friends, I wouldn't punch any of them." Joey: "Chandler?" Rachel: "Yeah, but I don't know why..." This all occurs in the season eight episode "The One Where Joey Dates Rachel".
24. "How does it feel knowing you're never gonna be with another woman again, huh? Knowing you're gonna have to wake up to the same face everyday until you finally have the sweet release of death..."

Answer: Joey

This is said by Joey to Chandler during their fake bachelor party in the season eight episode "The One With The Stripper". To simulate the moment, Joey pretends as if Chandler's wedding actually is the next day, which prompts him to say this.
25. "I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing and there was a lake, very secluded. And there were tall trees all around. It was dead silent. Gorgeous... and across the lake I saw...a beautiful woman...bathing herself...but she was crying..." According to "Friends", this is THE famous story you say when you want to have sex. Who created this story?

Answer: Joey

Joey created it and says it often under the fake name "Ken Adams". The episode that this story is mentioned is season eight's "The One With The Videotape", which revolves around Ross accidentally videotaping himself and Rachel having sex. To prove who came on to whom, they watch the tape and discover that one of them said this famous story. Well, that's it! Thanks for playing! Hope you enjoyed it!
Source: Author crumbworks

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