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"Goodbye, Farewell & Amen" What Does Hawkeye Take? Quiz

This is the "I'll take..." quote from the final episode of "MAS*H" . How well do you know this particular Hawkeye rant (and the surrounding events)?

A multiple-choice quiz by Hawkeye's gal. Estimated time: 4 mins.

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Author
Hawkeye's gal

Time
4 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
144,649

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Tough

Avg Score
6 / 10

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1915

Last 3 plays: stephedm (10/10), Guest 92 (7/10), Guest 174 (6/10).

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Question 1 of 10

1. First of all, what was happening when Hawkeye gave this memorable speech? Hint

The camp was being shelled

Sidney was attempting to talk to Hawkeye

Hawkeye was being force-fed

The musician POW's were playing "Oh Susannah"

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Question 2 of 10

2. "I______ take..." What word does Hawkeye actually use when referring to what he will not do? Hint

shall not

will not

cannot

should not

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Question 3 of 10

3. What is the first thing Hawkeye takes? (ie: the first object he states)"I can take...." Hint

umbrage

two and call me in the morning

the cake

the wounded

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Question 4 of 10

4. What is the second thing that Hawkeye can take? Hint

umbrage

the cake

the wounded

two and call me in the morning

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Question 5 of 10

5. Which form of transport does Hawkeye say he can take? (Be careful on this one!) Hint

Slow boat to China

Plane

Mouse-drawn chariot

A-Train

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Question 6 of 10

6. What well-known doctor's line does Hawkeye then come out with? Hint

take two and sleep on it

take two and call me in the morning

take myself to bed for a week

take three times daily with food

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Question 7 of 10

7. What is the final sentence of Hawkeye's rant? Hint

But I cannot sit here like this!

But I cannot take this sitting down!

But I cannot take this like a sitting duck!

But I cannot take this sitting here!

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Question 8 of 10

8. What does Hawkeye do after he finishes this rant? Hint

Gets up and drives the tank out of the compound

Drives a jeep into the O-Club

Accuses an anaesthesist of smothering a patient

Kicks the tank and goes into the Swamp

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Question 9 of 10

9. Which building did Hawkeye run over while driving the tank? Hint

Swamp

Supply tent

O-Club

Latrine

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Question 10 of 10

10. What very corny joke did Hawkeye make just before the rant? Hint

The mortar merrier!

Never mind the war Colonel, I think it's a blast!

Two's company but Korea's a crowd!

Sarah Doctor in the house?

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Most Recent Scores

Dec 08 2024 : stephedm: 10/10
Dec 06 2024 : Guest 92: 7/10
Dec 05 2024 : Guest 174: 6/10
Nov 12 2024 : Guest 174: 4/10
Nov 11 2024 : Guest 172: 4/10

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. First of all, what was happening when Hawkeye gave this memorable speech?

Answer: The camp was being shelled

Although the POW's did play "Oh Susannah", Hawkeye gave this speech after a heavy OR session, while a tank that had been parked in the compound was being shelled.

2. "I______ take..." What word does Hawkeye actually use when referring to what he will not do?

Answer: cannot

He also never swills gin, will not carry a gun and isn't screwed up enough to be a psychiatrist! More famous Hawkeye quotes.

3. What is the first thing Hawkeye takes? (ie: the first object he states)"I can take...."

Answer: umbrage

Apart from being a shadow, umbrage is defined as resent or offense. So Hawkeye is capable of taking offense at something that is said.

4. What is the second thing that Hawkeye can take?

Answer: the cake

I don't blame him, I'd get pretty upset if I was being shelled too.

5. Which form of transport does Hawkeye say he can take? (Be careful on this one!)

Answer: A-Train

Hawkeye states all the other ones earlier in the episode when he tells Sidney how much he wanted to get out of the Psych. Hospital he was in.

6. What well-known doctor's line does Hawkeye then come out with?

Answer: take two and call me in the morning

By now he was getting pretty darn agitated!

7. What is the final sentence of Hawkeye's rant?

Answer: But I cannot take this sitting down!

The final quote is as follows:

"I can take umbrage, I can take the cake, I can take the A-train. I can take two and call me in the morning, but I cannot take this sitting down!"

(Thanks to www.geocities.com rapp_kling for the quote!)

8. What does Hawkeye do after he finishes this rant?

Answer: Gets up and drives the tank out of the compound

He drives the tank into the rubbish dump.

9. Which building did Hawkeye run over while driving the tank?

Answer: Latrine

This was the second time in the epsiode, the latrine met its demise. The first time was earlier in the episode, when the wounded soldier drove the tank into the compound.

10. What very corny joke did Hawkeye make just before the rant?

Answer: The mortar merrier!

Earns a pretty serious groan from me. It also makes you wonder whether Hawkeye's discharge was premature.

I hope you enjoyed the quiz!

Source: Author Hawkeye's gal

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"Goodbye, Farewell & Amen" What Does Hawkeye Take? Quiz

This is the "I'll take..." quote from the final episode of "M*A*S*H" . How well do you know this particular Hawkeye rant (and the surrounding events)?

This is the "I'll take..." quote from the final episode of "MAS*H" . How well do you know this particular Hawkeye rant (and the surrounding events)?