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I'm a Doctor, Not a Trivia Quiz!

Doctor McCoy in "The Original Series" was fond of lines which began "I'm a doctor, not a(n)..." - he says them often. Oddly enough, so is the Emergency Medical Hologram from "Voyager" - perhaps some of his personality subroutines are based on McCoy.

A multiple-choice quiz by Belthazar. Estimated time: 4 mins.

Author
Belthazar

Time
4 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
112,184

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Tough

Avg Score
5 / 10

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856

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Question 1 of 10

1. Your task (should you choose to accept it) is to work out which of them said which line, or whether both of them or neither of them said it, starting with the first:

"I'm a doctor, not an escalator!" Hint

Neither

The EMH

McCoy

Both

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Question 2 of 10

2. "I'm a doctor, not an engineer!" Hint

McCoy

Neither

The EMH

Both

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Question 3 of 10

3. "I'm a doctor, not a bartender!" Hint

McCoy

Neither

Both

The EMH

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Question 4 of 10

4. "I'm a Doctor, not a historian!" Hint

The EMH

Both

McCoy

Neither

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Question 5 of 10

5. "I'm a doctor, not a psychiatrist!" Hint

McCoy

Both

The EMH

Neither

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Question 6 of 10

6. "I'm a doctor, not a doorstop!" Hint

The EMH

Both

McCoy

Neither

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Question 7 of 10

7. "I'm a doctor, not a battery!" Hint

McCoy

The EMH

Both

Neither

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Question 8 of 10

8. "I'm a doctor, not a commando!" Hint

Neither

McCoy

The EMH

Both

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Question 9 of 10

9. "I'm a doctor, not a dragonslayer!" Hint

McCoy

Neither

Both

The EMH

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Question 10 of 10

10. Finish off with an easy one: "I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!" Hint

The EMH

Neither

Both

McCoy

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Answer: McCoy

From the "TOS" episode "Friday's Child". McCoy uses the line while helping a pregnant woman up a hill.

2. "I'm a doctor, not an engineer!"

Answer: Both

The EMH says it in the "VOY" episode "Flesh and Blood, Part I", when asked to fix a malfuctioning holoprojector. McCoy says it in "Mirror, Mirror" ("TOS").

3. "I'm a doctor, not a bartender!"

Answer: The EMH

"Twisted" ("VOY").

4. "I'm a Doctor, not a historian!"

Answer: Neither

Trick question - this line was spoken by Doctor Bashir in the "Deep Space Nine" episode "Trials and Tribble-ations".

5. "I'm a doctor, not a psychiatrist!"

Answer: McCoy

From "City on the Edge of Forever" ("TOS") - although that's a pretty subtle difference, if you ask me. I previously had "I'm a doctor, not a magician" here, but I've been told by robmeister that the line was actually "I'm not a magician, Spock, just an old country doctor."

6. "I'm a doctor, not a doorstop!"

Answer: The EMH

This line comes from the movie "Star Trek: First Contact". Technically, it's not "Voyager"'s EMH - it's the Enterprise-E's... but he's still played by the same actor. The EMH objected to being asked to delay the Borg who were about to break down the sickbay door.

7. "I'm a doctor, not a battery!"

Answer: The EMH

That one should have been easy (I mean, can YOU imagine McCoy being used as a battery?). It's from "Gravity" ("VOY"), when Tom Paris and Tuvok use the EMH's mobile emitter to power a communications device.

8. "I'm a doctor, not a commando!"

Answer: Neither

Spoken by the EMH mark II from the USS Prometheus in "Message in a Bottle" ("VOY") when he was drafted to help re-take said ship from the Romulans. Voyager's EMH came pretty close with "I'm a doctor, not a counterinsurgent!" in "Basics, Part II" ("VOY").

9. "I'm a doctor, not a dragonslayer!"

Answer: The EMH

"Bliss" ("VOY") - the EMH said this line when forced to play Beowulf in a holoprogram to rescue two crew members from a photonic life form.

10. Finish off with an easy one: "I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!"

Answer: McCoy

This comes from "Devil in the Dark" ("TOS") when McCoy performs surgery on a Horta using concrete to seal the wound. I hope you enjoyed this quiz, and if I've made any mistakes (or missed one that you really want to see), don't hesitate to message me. =)

Source: Author Belthazar

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