Phoebe Buffay Trivia Quiz

Answer: Carl

Joey: "Come on, you're going out with the guy, there's has to be something wrong with him." Chandler: "All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?" Phoebe: "Wait, does he eat chalk? Just because, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl."

Answer: Hootie

Phoebe: "I'm just gonna pass on the concert, because I'm just not in a very Hootie place right now." Rachel: "Me neither." Joey: "Me too." Monica: "Guys, we bought the tickets." Phoebe: "Oh, well, then you'll have extra seats for all your tiaras and stuff."

Answer: Phoebe

Phoebe Sr: "I think that a person should know where they come from. Which is why I, okay, I'm your mother."

Answer: It's Not Too Late

Monica: "Oh my God. We're really sad, aren't we?" Phoebe: "Yeah, I think we are." Monica: "This isn't even my dress." Phoebe: "Well, at least you didn't rent yours from a store called It's Not Too Late."

Answer: A keychain

Phoebe: "Right after my mom killed herself, I was just in this really bad place, you know personally. So, I just thought that it would make me feel better if I wrote to "Sesame Street" because they were so nice when I was a little kid. No one ever wrote back." Chandler: "Well you know a lot of those Muppets don't have thumbs." Phoebe: "All I got was a lousy keychain. And by that time I was living in a box. I didn't have keys."

Answer: Jack Geller

Phoebe: "I dreamt that he saved me from a burning building and he was so brave and so strong and it's making me look at him totally differently. I mean he used to be just, you know 'Jack Geller - Monica and Ross's dad' and now he's he's 'Jack Geller, dream hunk.'"

Answer: October 15, 2032

Ross: "Pheebs, come on isn't there any relative that would have the recipe? What about your sister?" Phoebe: Oh no, I made a promise to myself that the next time I would talk to Ursula would be over my dead body and that's not happening until October 15th, 2032."

Answer: Eric

Phoebe: "She is lying and I bet I can prove it. Excuse me. Not a prayer chain, but what looks like a detailed drawing of a bank floor plan. Okay, here's the nametag from the restaurant where she works as a waitress. Not a teacher, a waitress. Here's her driver license, this ought to be good, she always lies about this. How old did she say she was?" Eric: "She told me she was 25." Phoebe: "Oh, I almost don't want to show this. Just remember I'm a minute younger."

Answer: "The One With The Pediatrician"

Phoebe: "Why did you go along with that?" Mike: "Because I was told I'd get a free dinner, which I didn't and that I'd meet a pretty girl which I did." Phoebe: "That's true. Well, is anything you told me about yourself true?" Mike: "My name in Mike, and I do play piano." Phoebe: "Prove it." Mike: "There isn't a piano here." Phoebe: "That wouldn't stand in the way of a true pianist."

Answer: Chandler

Phoebe's stepdad was supposed to do it first, then Joey. Finally Chandler did it.