"Seinfeld" The Little Things, Season 1/Pilot Quiz

Answer: a dog

George was waiting for Jerry to get ready to go to the airport, when Kramer walked in with his pet dog. It playfully jumped on George and then proceeded to drink out of the toilet bowl, much to George's disgust.

Answer: Jerry had wooden teeth

At the party, Elaine told Jerry she had a weird dream of him, where he had wooden teeth. On the way home, Elaine said she didn't appreciate Jerry ignoring her about the dream (Jerry was too busy talking to another woman).

Jerry: "You were talking about the, the um, the dream you had. Where you had the wooden teeth."
Elaine: "No! No! You had wooden teeth! You had wooden teeth! I
didn't have wooden teeth, you did!"

Answer: quone

Jerry challenged the word because he knew it was ridiculous. He won the challenge showing them there was no such word. Kramer protested, saying the word was in medical dictionaries.

Kramer: "If a patient gets difficult, you quone him!"

Answer: yes

George picked heads but the coin ended up hitting the edge of the table and they had a dispute over whether or not that was an inteference. They then "choosed" for it (once, twice, three, shoot!) and Jerry won the apartment. In the end, they decided the apartment was destroying their friendship so they sold it to someone else.

Answer: The Bold and the Beautiful

Kramer was going to return Jerry's spatula but got caught up watching his soap opera. Jerry ended up having his valuables stolen including his answering machine.

Jerry: "Oh, I hate the idea of somebody out there returning my calls."

Answer: he had a ping pong table

Joel lived three houses down from his and always let Jerry play ping pong on his ping pong table. Jerry really thought this guy was annoying because he had a short attention span and a short temper. The only thing keeping them together was the ping pong table.

Answer: geometry

Jerry had to constantly make excuses for not going out with Joel. One of them was he had to help his nephew in geometry and get him prepared for a big exam.

Answer: super humor

Jerry believed that Superman must've had super humor because he had super strength and super speed. George thought either someone is born with humor or they aren't and has never heard Superman say anything really funny.

Answer: weather

Jerry tried to make conversation by commenting on Vanessa's watch and perfume. Jerry also tried to talk about his sneaker discount. Other than that, their relationship was slowly being destroyed.

Jerry: "Maybe I can get an extension cord and hang myself."

Answer: False

Elaine did not appear in the first episode but appeared in the second one. She had recently broken up with Jerry when we see her on the second episode.